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    zomb ee

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    Tha best of Neptuna Chomsky :D

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    Canon compliant fake dating situationship eyyy

    The coworker harbors feelings for a fellow cog who may or may not feel the same.

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    Your Friday night is an obvious conclusion from the moment that the new hire slams his hand on your desk, sending a file toppling to the floor.

    Most of that project you were taking such precise care in now lays on the ground, likely knocked out of the meticulous order you had been placing the papers in. You give a tired look to the man responsible, whose smile only widens. His tie is loose around his neck and his hair pokes out in random strands from his ponytail, the glasses pushed up far on his nose proudly framing that devious glint in his eyes.

    “So,” he starts, uncaring of the papers now scattered on the ground of your office and equally uncaring of your attempt to lean over and pick it up, “you. Me. Bar tonight. Yeah?”

    (G4C prompt! opposite au cotag in which coworker gets drunk as hell and spills his heart out. he does it in a different language though because it can never be easy with him)

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    17 Nov 2025

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    hey guys this is an official opposite cotag moment from me, opposite cotag's founding father!
    I'm shaking I'm shaking I'm shaking I'm shaking I'm sh

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    New faces aren't exactly something Blackrock gets in excess.

    So when there is very suddenly a stranger wandering Blackrock's halls, Hyperlaser notices.

    (Or; Katana's rescuers are only so different from the people who were pursuing him. Both lead their dominions with a clawed fist, and both believe themselves to hold ownership over him. At least the company here is better.)

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    23 Aug 2025

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    I’m gonna die. Incredible. I love when stuff is gay without being outright gay it’s so good. Life changing.

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    Katana brings Hyperlaser home for dinner and tea, but his roommates are not too happy about a Blackrock mercenary in their home...

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    23 Aug 2025

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    Ohhhh they’re so cute I kicked my feet with joy at the end… so awesome…. So joy…..

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    This work contains major spoilers for Transformers One.

     

    Optimus hasn't returned to the miners' barracks since...before. It's definitely not that he's avoiding it or anything--well, not exactly--it's just that there's so much to do as the new Prime.

    Today's the day. He's here now.

    It's finally time to let himself find out what his best friend left behind.

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    10 Oct 2024

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    In the ICU rn
    Hopital
    Squeezing the Capri Sun pouch full of blue glowy liquid connected to my arm
    Never recovering

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    You don't know how long it's been.

    The doppelganger's words still ring in your ears, even as you clutch tighter the scissors in your grip. The copy of your coworker's wristwatch died months ago. You don't even have the fucking luxury of a wristwatch in the first place.

    How long have you been stuck in this elevator? How do you know it hasn't been months? Years? How can you know if anything has changed, if Earth has continued to spin, if anything is real but the four walls that surround you and the man who stands in front of you now?

    But is he real? How can you tell?

    You could stain your suit deeper. More scarlet. More warmth, liquid that flows from veins and onto fabric, scissors bending from the force of thrusts. Red scattering the ceiling and walls as your arms rise far above you. A warm body that struggles, slows, turns cold. You could. It would prove it.

     

    Or.

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    12 Sep 2024

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    Life changing. Jaw dropping. Show stopping. Heart breaking. Chair gripping. Hair tearing. Teeth clenching. Buttcheek clenching. Eye twitching. Tear jerking. Blood curdling. Tongue drying. Ends splitting. Mind expanding. Liver punching. Kidney failing. Artery clogging. Muscle cramping. Adrenaline pumping. Lymph sucking. Cry worthy. Sniffle inspiring. Mastication encouraging.
    Life changing.