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Harry and Eggsy attend the Hart Family Reunion. They're the two top spies at Kingsman, they should be able to handle dealing with Harry's family for a few hours. It'll be a breeze!
Spoiler: It is not, in fact, a breeze.
aka the fic where Eggsy looks fine as hell, Harry needs more whiskey, and Cordelia Hart is having the time of her life.
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When Eggsy gets a letter in the mail, he doesn’t expect it to change his life. After a particularly rough introduction into the Wizarding World, Eggsy finds his world thrown upside down when he meets Roxy, Charlie, and (of course) Harry. There's the typical struggles of trying to fit in in a brand new world as a naive and inexperienced eleven-year-old, not to mention his crush on Roxy's cousin, Harry. No, seriously, don’t mention it.
Eggsy’s pretty sure he can survive the next seven years, especially since he knows he has all the support in the world from his friends and family. He can do big things, maybe change the world. But first, Potions homework.
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i'd like to make you mine (you can call me up and have a date any old time) by Blackbeyond for
Fandoms: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
03 Jun 2017
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Georgi is the one to give him the number.
“Here, Viktor,” he’d said awkwardly one day after a long practice, shoving a piece of paper into Viktor’s hand. “You look like you need this.”
Viktor had looked down slowly at his hand and recognized that it was phone number but-
“I don’t think I need a sex line.”
“NO!” Georgi yelped in surprise, “god no, Viktor. It’s not- it’s not a sex line! It’s a support line.”
“Support line,” Viktor repeated. “A support line for what?”
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Victor Nikiforov is the most decorated chef in the world.
Yuuri is a YouTuber who happens to cook his recipes.
There's only so much Victor can resist when there's a cute, Japanese boy complimenting him and correcting him and saying he'd be an amazing teacher.
What else is he supposed to do but teach him?
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Shitty doesn't know, oh.
Shitty doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Shitty!
Shitty doesn't know,
Shitty doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL SHITTY!Or the AU where Bitty and Shitty are related.
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Giveaway Fics by Blackbeyond
Fandom Kingsman (Movies), Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
19 Aug 2016
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Think of the Children by Blackbeyond, deerstalker221B, marteenysqueeman
Fandom Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
29 Dec 2015
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The Potter family is not known for stopping the war with sacrifice. In this world, the war ended in a treaty with concessions on both sides, and the Potters raised their children in a time of unprecedented peace. Their eldest child is not known for facing down a dark lord, in fact, not much is known about him at all.
Or: Harry is born unable to speak anything other than parseltongue.
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10 Dec 2025
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“You know me," Satoru's voice echoes through the plaster and paint of their shared wall. "I never miss a stream.”
Suguru blue-screens.
A stream? As in—people were watching Satoru fuck himself.
Strangers were watching Satoru fuck himself.
Strangers on the internet.
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23 Nov 2025
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When Harry was young, a prophecy foretold he would defeat the darkest Dark Lord of their age. And somehow, he had—without him remembering.
But just before he left for Hogwarts, his parents warned him about the Dark Lord's son, one he had left behind in a Muggle orphanage, never to get close—
Harry didn't care. He befriended the prickly Slytherin, and now, a decade later, they had never been closer.
They were best friends. Best friends who happened to fuck... best friends who knew how each other tasted.
It was perfect—until it wasn't. Things went downhill when Ron and Hermione noticed Tom's gift, and suggested, that it looked like... a proposal.
That wasn't right. Lots of friends sleep together, right? Tell the other how good they felt, how amazingly they sucked...
Oh. Oh, fuck.
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18 Oct 2025
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“Do you think he meant it?” Harry asked, once the professor was gone, tracing the gilded lettering of his own name on the letter he'd given Harry. “We're really Wizards?”
“It makes sense,” Tom shrugged, though he could hardly look away from his own letter, the proof of what he'd always known, in some pit inside himself, that he was something different from everyone around him, that he was something better. He'd believed the first priest that had told him the same thing, albeit it opposite in nature, that he was a devil. It had made sense at the time, just as this answer did. Anything that offered an explanation for his being set so apart.
“I'm glad it's both of us,” Harry said, green eyes somehow greener, the natural brightness in him turning incandescent. Tom had thought he'd known the answer for that before too, dull hours at Sunday service spent gazing at the sun illuminating stained glass portraits, thinking: angel. “I'm glad we're going together.”
“We'll always go together,” Tom said, knowing it as fact, unable to imagine anything different. Wherever he went, Harry was sure to follow. It'd been that way forever. It would surely always be that way.
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17 Oct 2025
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When Harry Potter's Hogwarts letter raises red flags for Severus Snape, he delivers the letter instead of letting Dumbledore handle it. Severus does not see a miniature James Potter when he encounters the scrawny child, drowning in clothes that don't fit and holding himself carefully away from his aunt like she might strike him at any moment. Severus is reminded only of himself.
Severus's choice to rescue Harry might damn him when Voldemort returns, or it might change everything.
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Bookmarked by Blackbeyond
10 Sep 2025