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    It was a long shot—an impossibly long shot—but it was all he had.

    Harry lunged for the photo, his bloodied nose dripping crimson onto the paper as he scrambled for something to write with. But Vernon had locked away all of Harry’s things to prevent him from contacting anyone. In desperation, Harry smeared his blood across the photo with trembling fingers, scrawling three words:

    Please help me.

    He signed it with a shaky, almost illegible ‘Harry’ before stumbling to Hedwig’s cage. He flung the door open and shoved the photo into her talons, his breath coming in sharp, uneven gasps. Vernon’s angry bellows grew louder as he forced the door open, splinters of wood flying into the room.

    “T-take it to Professor Snape!” Harry rasped, barely able to speak through the panic and exhaustion.

    Hedwig let out a distressed hoot as Harry squeezed her through the narrow bars of the window. He turned just as Vernon burst into the room, his face purple with fury, his breathing ragged.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Chris and Peter are a happily married couple of vigilantes, who finish the job when the big heroes are too lenient.

    Little Red is the man in the chair for their country's greatest hero, True Alpha, and thus one of the biggest thorns in their sides.

    The Black Fox is a vicious vigilante they'd love to court into their team.

    Stiles is the best friend of their son-in-law and daughter, an investigative journalist, with whom they're both infatuated. But they can't drag Stiles into this life of murder and crimes, he's just human, an innocent civilian.

    What they don't know is that Stiles isn't as human or as innocent as they think.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    "How does that work anyway? Who chooses soulmates?"
    "No one. I mean, it's Fate."
    "And Fate thought I'd be happy with Lucius fucking Malfoy?"

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Auror training

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    “I know you’re very familiar with what this is by now, darling, but I’ll give you a choice. I can either use this first lot to wank you off - you know the tentacula always appreciates your… contributions to its fertiliser - and use the second half to fuck you stupid… Or I can use the lot to work you up to taking my fist and then maybe we can finally see if you can take the ‘snare?”

    “A-Ah… Sir, please. I don't… I want-”

    “The second option? What a good choice, sweetheart.”

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    06 Feb 2026

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    In a world where Stiles is Derek's age, the two meet at school and become friends. Stiles changes Derek's life significantly – Paige never has to die and Kate never stands a chance at seducing Derek. And while making himself an integral part of the Hale Pack, Stiles also falls for Derek's very hot uncle.

    Peter is wary of Derek's too smart best friend at first, but the boy is fiercely protective of Derek and a good addition to the pack. And when Stiles asks to become Peter's apprentice as Left Hand, the two grow even closer and Peter grows to appreciate the boy even more.

    Everything changes when a feral Alpha attacks Beacon Hills.

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    04 Feb 2026

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