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    29 Jul 2024

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    Obi-wan lowers his tea cup. “I do not have any predecessor. There is an error.”

    “I do not think so,” the officer turns over a page and gestures a line. “Count Dooku of Serenno.”

    Obi-wan thinks that the Force is very merciful for he wasn't drinking tea at the moment of this... atrocious revelation. Otherwise he would be choking right now, this much is presumable.

    What a way to go.
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    Dooku leaves everything to Obi-wan, a bank clerk finds Obi-wan on Tatooine. It complicates things.

    (One day, a bureaucrat walks into Master Kenobi's house. He says, Count Dooku bequeathed his asset to you.
    That's it, that's the joke.)

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    19 Jul 2024

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    “You know.” Palpatine said finally, settling his teacup down with a hard clink. It was not a question, and they both knew it.

    “I know.” Obi-Wan agreed.

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    OR: In which Palpatine's identity is discovered earlier and Obi-Wan Kenobi decides to do something about it because nobody try to steal his apprentice, damnit!

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    19 Jul 2024

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    In which Obi-Wan Kenobi literally goes to hell and back to get Qui-Gon Jinn a cup of tea. Featuring hot leaf juice, irresponsible intra-planet BASE-jumping, and that good gratuitous father-son fluffTM

    Originally posted to FFN in 2013 with 8 chapters total and approximately 200 reviews, crossposted in its entirety to AO3 on November 13 2020.

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    15 Jul 2024

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi has been with the AgriCorps nearly all his life--researching, working relief missions, and traveling across the galaxy. He loves the work and always has.

    Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi doesn't know what to make of him.

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    15 Jul 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I cannot! I'm crying ugly! Too beautiful yet sad 😭