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    “Maybe,” Dazai purrs, fingers brushing softly against the little blue ribbon that keeps Chuuya’s hair in place. “Maybe Chuuya is my something blue. What do you think, chibi? Now I just need something borrowed—”

    “Shut the fuck up,” Chuuya hisses.

    Ane-San was so right.

    “Do you want something borrowed, Dazai? Then it’s your fucking lucky day because we are on borrowed time. And unless you do something about it, it’s gonna end very soon.”

    [Dazai is about to marry a girl Mori has picked for him - a girl Dazai might even like if he tries hard enough.
    Problem is, he never imagined he could fall for his wedding planner.]

    Russian translation by Orliade here.
    Russian translation by @chixaemvmeste here.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Reno, a shady government official, is in danger of losing his job if he doesn't deal with his issues: He can't stand to be touched. He can't even touch himself. He's seeing a therapist, but she just seems to dredge up his unhappy past. She offers him the business card of a colleague, a sexual surrogate, to help get him reacquainted with intimacy.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    The problem with Mydei being well-endowed was that it was making Phainon into a regular at Hyacine's clinic, with unsavoury conclusions-

    “Hyacine thinks…” Mydei grits out, “That I do not know how to have sex with men.”

    -and unsavoury consequences for their relationship.

    “You…you really won’t have sex with me anymore?”

    Mydei sighs, dragging his hand over his face.

    “To be specific, anything that involves sticking my dick inside your ass is now out of the question.”

    But Phainon knows a solution for it.

    “How big are you in your titan form, Mydeimos?”

    “No.” Mydei immediately slams.

    “Hear me out.”

    “Fuck. No.”

    And that is to practice with a bigger one.

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Phainon's life isnt an easy one: rent is going up, dating had been nothing but a disaster, and now the entire internet thinks he’s gay because he kept looking— absolutely not staring— at the male barista during his date.

    He swears he’s straight. Totally. Completely.
    It’s just that... Well... The barista has a lethal face card, okay?
    And maybe a really nice body too... He's saying it in a bro way, of course!

    Or; Phainon is pretty sure he's not into guys. At least until the universe—or Cipher, he isnt sure about it yet— decides to test it, by making him share an apartment with the most attractive man he had ever seen.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Zack is back but he doesn't know it yet, so he does what Zack Fair does best: help.

    (A collection of missing moments before and after Death Defiance.)

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    22 Jan 2026