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Minimum Amount of Physical Contact Necessary for Survival by just_a_dapper_fellow
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
24 Jan 2025
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“Are you sure?” Rimmer asked incredulously, raising an eyebrow at the piece of paper that Lister was waving in front of him.
“For sure man,” Lister nodded. “Kryten said this was like… super urgent medical stuff. Top notch.”
“So you mean to tell me that if I show this to Kryten, he’ll agree?” Rimmer asked incredulously, snatching the paper from him.
“Oh totally. He says that this is super important and that I could die if you don’t do this. He’s like, freaking out man. We might have to replace his head again.”
“But a mandatory 30 minutes of physical contact per day?” Rimmer squeaked, shoulders bunching up by his ears in the way he always did when wound up with irritation. "That’s- that’s- ridiculous!”
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22 Feb 2026
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“Why’dya always call me fat?”
“What?” Rimmer asked, looking up from where he was hunched over the table of the bunkroom, papers with astronavigation nonsense scattered about him. Lister met his gaze from where he was sprawled on the top bunk.
“I said why’dya always call me fat?” Lister repeated, rolling onto his side and propping himself up on an elbow.
“I do not,” Rimmer sniffed indignantly, turning back to his papers.
“You compared me to a hippo at least twice this week.”
“Yes, well, I can hardly be blamed when I’m forced to witness you trying to shovel as much curry down your gullet in one bite as possible. It’s inhuman.”
“It’s Tuesday.”
Rimmer has been making derogatory comments on Lister's weight for years. Lister finally confronts him as to why.
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03 Feb 2026
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While trying to fix a power outage, Rimmer mixes up the switches on a console and accidentally locks them in a simulation suite. Not just any simulation suite though... its couple's therapy. They must complete all 10 modules to be let out, getting spicier and more intimate as they progress. The only problem is, they're not a couple... yet.
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03 Feb 2026
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Rimmer has a dream about Lister. Unsurprisingly, he is a repressed idiot about it. (Takes place prior to series 1)
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02 Feb 2026
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After his extremely early, tragic murder, Abel adjusts to his afterlife, befriending the youngest Seraphim, Emily, and constantly indulging at Heaven’s all you can eat eateries.
Just some cute fluff about Emily and Abel as an implied feedist couple.
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23 Jan 2026
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Abel had pulled something small from his pocket, familiar in a way that made her stomach drop. He put it between his lips, and then flicked a lighter.
Lute's mouth actually fell open.
"What?" he said.
He lit it, took a slow drag, held it, and exhaled toward the stars "you said you wanted to know my secret".
"Is that--?"
"Yeah"
He held it out to her, not pushing, just offering.
"You want some?"
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Lute and Abel end up trauma bonding over joints and peaceful moments
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07 Jan 2026
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Wishing to be the Friction In Your Jeans ! by Hybrid_Moments
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Jan 2026
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A paranoid Abel develops a habit of checking up on his loved ones using Heaven's all-seeing orbs, still shaken by the threat of Hell's uprising.
But one late night, this power of surveillance gives him a little more than he bargained for...Bookmarked by BanM
06 Jan 2026
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After multiple exorcists are unaccounted for in their cots Lute goes to get Abel, only for her to find out that the forbidden fruit hadn't fallen far from the tree.
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01 Jan 2026
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On the First Day of Christmas, My Commander Gave to Me... by deadgirlwalking91 for Saluvril
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Dec 2025
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Someone's leaving Lute mystery gifts in the lead-up to Christmas.
She's determined to find out who it is.
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Five times Lute receives a present from her secret admirer, and the one time she figures out who it is (and gives them a little Christmas cheer of her own in return...)
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22 Dec 2025
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After the battle, Lute begins to wonder whether she can see more of Adam in his dutiful son. The results are mixed.
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- Part 1 of ▪︎Salvation at our fingertips▪︎
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20 Dec 2025
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The very first time Sanji gets well and truly drunk while travelling with the crew is years into their journey, and somehow, it's Zoro's job to herd him home. He might be in love, and he also might have to kill him. And then feed him and rub his back.
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Sanji stared at him for a second, recalibrating. He moved further away, staggering with his typical serious look. Squaring up.
Before Zoro could realize what was happening, the cook turned on a dime, and started tearing ass away from him in a dead sprint, still dangerously tilted to one side and threatening to plow face-first into the sand again.
"Why?!" he demanded of the empty-ass air where the cook had been, taking off after him with a curse.
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16 Jul 2025
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Somewhere after Sabaody, deep below the ocean's surface before Fishman Island, a quiet reflection takes place in the men's bunk...
Sanji ran his hand along the line of clothes in his locker, the smooth slip and glide of cotton and silk trailing under his fingers.
Two years since he’d laid eyes on the brightly colored shirts and double-breasted suits, their proud buttoned lines ready to be called into service. Two years since he’d found solace in his uniform of acceptance, purpose, belonging. Two years since home.
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01 Jul 2025
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Zoro can get lost walking down a straight corridor.
That is why he laughs when he suddenly thinks: Sanji's body is like a map.
Or: skin imperfections make me insecure, so I wrote this to cope. I am ✨projecting✨
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27 Jun 2025
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extremely soft aftercare between sanji and zoro
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11 Jun 2025
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Maybe face masks aren’t all that bad? by IneffableWordsAtNight for ElEsKa_1004
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Apr 2024
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Husk didn’t know how Angel talked him into this, but the face mask was starting to feel really nice, so this might not be a bad way to spend his evening after all.
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22 Feb 2025
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Hell freezes over more often than one would think; some see it as a refreshing break from the usual scorching weather, but for a cold-blooded spider like Angel, it's downright unbearable. Having a big warm cat to cuddle with makes those frosty days a little easier, though.
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22 Feb 2025
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The Knolastname Chronicles: M&M's Version by That1Bear029
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
24 Feb 2026
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Basically, a lot of stories that I wrote about M&M that I have lying around!
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04 Jan 2025
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The backyard gang decorates the Christmas Tree in their backyard.
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23 Dec 2024
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Mars and my own stupidity keep trying to kill me by blueyyskadooey
Fandoms: LEGO City Adventures (Cartoon)
06 Apr 2021
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(title is a quote stolen from The Martian)
Its been almost a week since the mars mission, Harl and Tippy havent spoken a word. Harls barley been seen since harl hubbs day and Dukes starting to get worried, some things just arent adding up. who exactly is harl hubbs?
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21 Sep 2024
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Exactly what it says on the tin; ficlets based off one-word tumblr prompts!
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28 Jun 2024