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    When Stolas goes into bird-heat, he and Blitzø decide they want a baby. Too bad that Blitzø can't get him pregnant.

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    “I cannot speak to the way you will be treated after this, Vassago,” Satan says, “considering your support for this criminal.”

    “This is my choice; no te preocupes.”

    Then Vassago crouches back beside Stolas, once again resting his arm over his shoulders. His cape is warm and heavy against him, lighter than Stolas' own but perhaps magically infused. Vassago gently holds him by the underside of his beak, turning him to face him. Stolas takes in his kindly, comforting expression for only a moment before it hardens, his fiery gaze returning to the rest of the court.

    “Gracias, Your Majesty,” he says to Satan, “you will not regret this mercy.”

    With that, he summons a star-shaped portal to deliver them both back to his palace.

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    After the trial, Vassago thinks Stolas' verdict is completely unjust. Unwilling to see him abandoned by the Goetia, he takes him to his own palace to care for him.

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    “Red.”

    Blitzø freezes. He blinks, backing away from Stolas' tense form on the bed. He hasn't ever called red before. He hasn't even hinted at fucking amber. A good top should see this shit coming, damnit.

    “Stols?” Blitzø asks, trying to soften his voice as panic floods through him. “Tell me what’s going on.”

    Stolas sits up quickly, head turned almost all the way around and staring at the door of the bedroom. His talons tangle in the sheets, so rigid he might as well be Blitzø's dick right now. Or rather, his dick twenty seconds ago.

    “It's just -” Stolas flinches, “- Stella’s coming.”

    Blitzø deflates. Of fucking course. The wife.

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    On one of their full moon nights together, Stolas and Blitzø are interrupted by Stella. Blitzø learns more about her relationship with Stolas than he could have imagined.

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    " Looking back over his shoulder, Blitzø sees that Stolas remains un-soundly asleep on the sofa. He unscrews the lid and carefully pours the bottle’s contents onto the tiled floor. There are a few more than half the pills left, so small and so pink and so damn unassuming. They're not the exact same, but Blitzø has seen similar before - from scrubbing Barbie's vomit off the carpet after her first OD. He swallows around his dry throat at the memory.

    Not like a fucking psycho, he counts every single pill, moving them from one tile to the next. Thirty-six. The label says to take one-to-two a day. Blitzø scoffs. He tips thirty-five of them back into the bottle and returns the whole thing to the hiding spot in the pipe, screwing it back into place under the sink. He drops the singular remaining pill onto a plate and gets to work steeping some tea for Stolas."

    Or:

    Blitzø is stressed about Stolas taking antidepressants, obsessing over looking after him. He just wants his bird to be okay.

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    " Back in the living room, Stolas sits on the couch. This is an improvement to him wallowing on it. To encourage this with some positive reinforcement, Blitzø drops a warm blanket over his hunched shoulders. Stolas lets out a sad little hoot that sounds both like 'sorry' and 'thank you'.

    When he comes back from the alley - bleeding, but with two rats to show for his trouble - Stolas has withered once again into the cushions. To discourage this with some tough love, Blitzø drops a second, slightly less warm blanket over his form. Stolas burrows further underneath it, cramping his lanky body until he's completely shrouded. "

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    Blitzø maybe has a tendency to smother the people he cares about. That's totally healthy - or at least, Stolas probably needs it.

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    Stella marches over to him, stopping about a foot away. She grabs his wrist and pulls his hand up, pressing it to her breast. His fingers stiffen against the warmth of her feathers. Grinning at him, she squeezes her talons more tightly around his arm.

    “If you care for me at all,” she says, “you will get over yourself and fuck me. And when I eventually pop out an egg, I will be more than happy to stay far away from you and your hideous little ass.”

    Stolas swallows around nothing, body alight with shame. As much as he has no choice in this, neither does Stella. It's what their families expect.

    “Okay,” he agrees.

     

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    Stolas' experience of sex has always been transactional. After Sinsmas, he struggles to find a balance in his relationship with Blitzø and closes the gap the only way he knows how.

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    Octavia frowns up at him. “Daddy, where's your pretty cape?”

    “It's… still in the wash. I will have to be without it today.”

    “You should let Mummy pick something else for you,” she tells him, “she got me this dress!”

    Her dad turns away then, a little tense. She tugs at the hem of his robe and he reaches out to ruffle her feathers, still not looking at her. Happily, she leans into the contact.

    “Your mother has lovely taste, you are quite right. I'm sure she is finding me something appropriate to wear now.”

     

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    Octavia's perspective on her parents' relationship throughout her life, culminating in the realistaion that - just maybe - she and her dad are allowed be happy too.

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    " Oh, okay. Blitzø gets it now. Stolas has finally fulfilled his natural destiny as a sad, gay bitch and found a hot girlfriend to gossip with and hype up. Angie’ll use him to get into gay bars and Stolas will use her for checking whether a guy is actually a snack or if he's just a smoker with daddy issues.

    On that note… maybe Blitzø should be worried. "

    Or:

    Stolas finds a new job and a new work bestie, 'Angie'. Because Blitzø is fucking normal, he assumes this is a nice gal pal and not competition for his bird. He is not happy to find out otherwise... at first.

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    " Blitzø turns the deadbolt on the seedy motel room door, then pushes a chair beneath the handle just to be safe. There's a peephole that he tapes over in case Goetia have weird bird vision that would let them look through from the other side. When that's done, Blitzø still isn't certain nobody can get in so he resigns himself to keeping watch all night.

    He turns back to check on Stolas. It's only been four days since they left the palace together. Magically, apparently, Stolas is certain that he's eggnant but he looks the same to Blitzø. They booked this crappy room with some of the cash that Stolas brought, but they'll need to pawn his expensive shit to get more. "

    Or:

    After Blitzø and Stolas run away together, they must make a new life for themselves and the egg. Along the way, maybe they can do some healing too.

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    After successfully usurping the current demon royalty, Blitzø and his comrades need let out a little steam. Luckily, they have three prisoners to play with.

    Really just smut.

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    " Out of the palace, the Goetia that Blitzø had been hoping to avoid strides out. He's taller now - legs spindly and form towering despite how he hunches over. He's wearing a stiff looking suit with the top two buttons undone. Blitzø remembers his name is Stolas and he's richer than he knows what to do with.

    Blitzø planned to rob him. Now, Blitzø can't seem to look past him to his ludicrously expensive palace. "

    Or:

    Four months after the fire, Blitzø is desperate and homeless. He goes to Stolas' palace and plans to steal from him once more. Instead, he runs into Stolas on his wedding night and can't go through with it.

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    Blitzø squints down at Stolas' crotch. No dick. No pussy. Mostly just downy feathers, darker than the rest of his coat.

    “Um.” He weighs up the pros and cons of asking Stolas for a little direction here.

    No dick is fine - Blitzø wouldn't let him use that anyway. He's a top and he's not gonna let a royal put a punch in his infrequent bottom card. That's reserved for cowboys and tall succubi with especially girthy strap-ons. But no pussy? Where's he supposed to stick it?

     

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    A retelling of season 1 from Blitzø's perspective, from reuniting with Stolas to the aftermath of their date at Ozzie's.

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    “It's hard to see a Goetia - especially a prince of the Ars Goetia - fall so far,” Andrealphus says, circling Stolas. “It's the sort of deviance that we would expect from imps and hellhounds! And yet! One of our own.”

    “Get on with it,” Satan orders, “I'm hungry.”

    The cunt bows. “Of course, Your Majesty. I mean to say; I am sympathetic to Stolas. He's been, shall we say, rather imbalanced for years now - what he really needs is help. Help to return to Goetian society and resume his position in one hundred years with the expected graces.” He barely holds in a villainous cackle. “So, Your Majesty, I ask that you entrust this duty to myself. A… Conservatorship, of sorts. Until Stolas is well.”

     

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    After the trial, Andrealphus takes Stolas back to the palace. Blitzø must find a way to rescue him.

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    " It's hard to say when he gets worried about it. Blitzø has been constantly stressed since - well, that's not a good hole to dig - at least the trial. All of today, he's been pretty fucking terrified of what Stolas might say or do when he gets up. But when it's dark again, he's plagued by the scarier thought that Stolas might just. Not get up. "

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    Stolas is having a hard time after Sinsmas. So is Blitzø.

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    " Even before starting I.M.P, Blitzø got to be the (literal) top dog in his relationships. Whether it was a succubitch or a baphomet, Blitzø called the shots in the bedroom. And he was never much good at relationships in any other room, so that was all that mattered. Even on the rare occasions he had a dick plowing his tight, red hole, Blitzø was still the one barking orders. It's what he likes.

    So obviously, Stolas is fucking perfect. The biggest bottom in the seven rings - more than even that spider freak - and totally obsessed with Blitzø from day one. Not that Blitzø had realised back then, but no time like the present. Stolas loves giving up control and taking orders, and Blitzø could always offer that.

    And now…

    Well, he's been feeling like a bit of a perverted asshole, because Stolas is living on his ratty sofa and slumming it as his secretary when his previous career had literally been blue-blooded bastard. And that would all be terrible on its own, but Blitzø is kind of, sort of, maybe, getting off on it. "

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    " Of course, Kirara falls. It's film writing 101. The Gintama writers want to have a Kubrick moment too. 

    Gintoki's body, thankfully, responds before his brain has even processed it. Before she's out of sight, he is launching himself after her. He has no plan except jumping himself, only barely registering that Sougo has thrown him a chain as he plunges into empty air. Against all odds, he manages to grab her hand.

    She squeezes back. Because of course she does. No one jumping off a building actually wants to die.

    Shinpachi holds a brief, sign-based conversation with her from a nearby building. Kirara's suicidal tendencies fade from her like they were never there in the first place. Gintoki kicks through a window once everyone has had a sufficiently heartfelt arc, safely depositing Kirara inside and ignoring the way the shattered glass scratches his own skin. The paramedics rush in and they don't even look at him, because Kirara clearly needs immediate psychiatric intervention. She just fell off a roof. Gintoki just jumped after her. "

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    When the Correspondence Arc takes a turn for the serious, Gintoki is left scrambling.

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    Utsuro finds Gintoki in the graveyard. He takes him home.

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    After he comes back early from what should have been a weekend of drinking, Otose finds out Gintoki is pregnant. She does her best to support him, but struggles on her own to piece together what 'fatherhood' and 'motherhood' can mean.

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    Kagura catches Hijikata on his walk of shame out of their flat, and Gintoki realises he forgot to explain bisexuality to her.

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    " Sarah Connor is going to kill a man. She has the shot lined up. The man doesn't know he is bad yet, but nonetheless, one day he will ruin everything for everyone else. "

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    After Belos has escaped back to the Demon Realm, trapping them all in the Human Realm, Hunter struggles to find ways to help his friends. One idea comes from an unlikely place.

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    3,239
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
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