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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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16 Feb 2026
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Masochism by Prim_the_Amazing for Kolleh
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2024
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“I’ll do it.”
Shen Qingqiu stares at him blankly for a long moment.
“You’ll… do what?”
Yue Qingyuan feels the same way. What did he just suggest? But despite himself, he continues.
“If you-- if you feel the need to visit a brothel, then-- just come find me instead. I won’t expect anything from you, including gratitude, and I won’t tell anyone about it either. That way it’ll be… it won’t cause you any trouble.”
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Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu start an arrangement.
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15 Feb 2026
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Antiquated Practices by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Feb 2025
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“Would the honorable Mobei-Jun agree?”
“WHAT!?”
There’s a loud crash, and everyone’s attention instantly flicks over to Shang Qinghua standing off the side. He seems to have dropped some large platter of something - he should not be doing something so lowly as serving things, he’s not a servant any longer. But it is very typical of him to mindlessly reach out and start doing whatever unfinished tasks he sees before him, grumbling all the while as if someone is forcing him into it. Right now, he looks gobsmacked. Pale and wide eyed and gaping in shock, looking shaken to his core.
“Marriage!?” Shang Qinghua demands, his voice high and strangled.
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Several misunderstandings happen in a row.
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15 Feb 2026
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The Bear Trap by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Mar 2025
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“Please, oh wise master,” Shang Qinghua says, clapping his hands together and bowing his head deferentially, “how does this lowly one build up the courage to stick his dick into the bear trap after it has already snapped shut on him once before?”
“He bit it?” Shen Qingqiu asks in fascinated horror, eyes immediately sinking down to Shang Qinghua’s crotch.
“Metaphorically!” Shang Qinghua corrects. “Figuratively! It went wrong in a different way, we didn’t do oral!”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun have sex. It takes a couple of tries.
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14 Feb 2026
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The Righteous and Unimpeachable Xuan Su Sword by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jul 2025
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“Mu-shidi,” Yue Qingyuan speaks up, taking his seat at the head of the table. “Have you heard of this curse?”
“I’m afraid not,” Mu Qingfang says, shaking his head. “A curse of compulsion, with dire consequences for disobedience… I’ve heard of many similar things, but not exactly this.”
“For all we know, the perpetrator invented this little trap just for us,” Shen Qinqiu says, tapping his fan dangerously. “Tailormade to ruin us.”
“I have no secrets to hide,” Liu Qingge says, and lifts his chin challengingly at Shen Qingqiu, who bristles in return. “Do you?”
“Ah, Liu-shidi, if you don’t have any secrets then you should get some real quick!” Shang Qinghua says with bright, manic cheer, his smile and his eyes a little too wide. “The consequences for not meeting the curse’s requirements would be very very bad!”
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The Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect are stricken with a curse that forces them to reveal a secret, and they all must submit to this curse or suffer the consequences...
Yue Qingyuan wishes he were anywhere but here.
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13 Feb 2026
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Background Bully #3 by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2025
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“Your shixiongs can help you, beast,” Zhao De says in a menacingly friendly tone - the hair on the back of Shen Yuan’s neck is standing on end!
“That’s alright, this shidi doesn’t want to be a burden…” Luo Binghe says, warily backing away from them all - white lotus or not, he’s no dimwit. He’s been through this song and dance enough times to know where it’s going.
So does Shen Yuan.
“Go and get washed up then,” he quickly says, trying to make his voice gruff and unfriendly rather than urgent and stressed out. “Scram, and stop bothering your seniors!”
Shoo! Run away, before these wolves get you in their jaws, Binghe!
“No,” Ming Fan says - Shen Yuan wants to vomit blood. “Hold him down.”
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into a particularly powerless role.
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- Part 5 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Feb 2026
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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Aug 2025
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Feb 2026
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What's your name again? by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Sep 2025
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“Hello, Qingqiu-shidi,” Zhangmen-shixiong says warmly. He is always warm with Shen Qingqiu, polite and attentive. He’s the same with other people but less so, he thinks. Not quite as considerate and tender, not quite as interested and obliging. Shen Qingqiu has carefully considered the matter, and decided that the special attention pleases him. He is the sort of person who likes to be treated better than others, apparently. Well, who doesn’t? “Apologies, but this shixiong was hoping to have a little bit of Shidi’s time and attention, enough at least for a cup of tea?”
Shen Qingqiu pretends to mull the matter over; he doesn’t want to seem too eager.
“Fine,” he loftily decides, and makes room for Zhangmen-shixiong to enter. “If Shixiong insists.”
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- Part 10 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Feb 2026
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Unspoiled by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Oct 2025
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Linguang-Jun ruins everything. He always does; it is his habit. When Mobei Li was eight he found some way, bribes, threats, or blackmail, to convince his tutor to attempt to put a knife through his back; he stopped attending lessons. When he was ten, he poisoned his favorite food, leading him to be terribly ill and nearly lose his life; he stopped eating it. When he was sixteen, he poisoned his horse in the presumed hope that it would buck him off and trample him during its death throes; he stopped riding horses.
The need for caution and survival dictates that he must cover every weakpoint, close off any avenue for another underhanded attempt at his life. Shaving his life smaller and smaller, making himself silent and unreadable, never betraying a preference or inclination that might be noted and exploited. The only way to avoid having the things he likes most used against him and thus ruined is to avoid showing that he likes them at all.
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Mobei-Jun overhears a conversation between his uncle and his servant.
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- Part 13 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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13 Feb 2026
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Riches by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Nov 2025
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“My name is Yue Qingyuan,” he says, as if Shen Jiu is someone to be introduced to. His gaze on Shen Jiu is - intent, almost frighteningly so. Unblinking. “Are you really a servant here? Or a slave?”
“Ah - I believe I can find that out for you--” Lord Xu is saying, already waving over his head servant, and Shen Jiu is so irritated that the man just seems to assume that Shen Jiu can’t answer for himself like he’s a dog or some other beast that he speaks up.
“A slave,” he answers, and Yue Qingyuan nods as if this isn’t surprising.
Then he turns towards Lord Xu and he says, “I will buy him.”
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A rich and powerful cultivator meets a slave with nothing to his name, and decides to buy him on the spot. Why?
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13 Feb 2026
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Young Master by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2025
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“A shaky old woman and her bastard son - you embarrass our household just by appearing on our property. Get out of my sight!” With that said, his eldest brother kicks the kneeling old woman, stomping down on her back so she cries out.
“A-niang!” the boy cries, face twisting with panic and anger. “Stop hurting my mother!”
Whether the boy would have the nerve to fight back or the wisdom to restrain himself, Shen Yuan doesn’t know, because he’s reached them all before that happens. Out of breath - he can’t remember the last time he ran anywhere, he thinks he literally vaulted over a bench - he comes to a stop, laying a hand on his eldest brother’s shoulder.
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into... a perfectly normal, down to earth historical setting? And helps out a humble washerwoman and her completely unremarkable son.
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- Part 16 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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12 Feb 2026
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Most Precious Person(s) by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2025
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Shen Qingqiu wakes up from death like a man groggily emerging from deep sleep, not immediately remembering where he is or what has happened. He opens his eyes half expecting to see the Bamboo House’s ceiling, and is instead met with the tall, arching ceiling of a palace. He’s lying on his back on the floor, his hands neatly folded on his stomach, dressed simply as if for sleep. He pushes himself up enough to look around him, and sees that he’s in the middle of a very elaborate array drawn in blood.
Oh, this cannot be good.
“The resurrection ritual worked!” Shang Qinghua says, his voice high and tense. Shen Qingqiu’s disoriented gaze finds him standing outside the array, a wobbly, manic smile on his face. He shoots Shen Qingqiu a wordless sorry bro look, which immediately lets him know that whatever the situation is, this hack author has completely thrown him underneath the bus once again. “S-- see, Junshang? This lowly servant wasn’t lying!”
… Wait.
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Shen Qingqiu is ressurected from death against his will, except someone else comes along for the ride too.
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- Part 18 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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12 Feb 2026
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Family Planning by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Dec 2025
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Everything is taken care of, and it would be for the best if Mobei-Jun could carry the child-- but he cannot.
He cannot.
“The inherited mantle of power of the Northern Desert King would be far too strong for any unborn child to bear,” one of the elders repeats to him. “We have had kings before who have attempted to bear children themselves, but it always ends in miscarriage. It is to the king to sow their seed and for the queen to carry. Which is why the venerable Mobei-Jun should acquire himself a strong, well-bred wife who can--”
He stops listening to them once they start giving him useless advice again.
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The Mobei Clan needs an heir, but SOMEONE'S got to do the hard work of carrying the damned thing...
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- Part 20 of Scum Villain Drabbles
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12 Feb 2026
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A Handsome Stranger by Prim_the_Amazing for lettered
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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It’s as Shen Qingqiu crushes the last little fluttering Iridescent Gem Beetle that the mother decides to introduce herself by burrowing up out of the earth like a cicada the size of an elephant. He just barely has time to resign himself to an even more exhausting fight than the last one - with no rest point in between to chug stamina potions or anything! Honestly, what poor game design! - when the stranger appears.
He charges into the scene out of nowhere like an absolute bullshit deus ex machina, all dark, flowing hair and robes, whirling around to stab at the Mother Beetle with a gleaming white sword, making it screech and rear back in pain. Seriously, Shen Qingqiu feels like he’s suddenly trapped in a video game cutscene introducing the new companion! Where’s the background music and camera close up? Who is this guy?
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Shen Qingqiu happens to meet a mysterious stranger on the road, but he surely isn't important or relevant to the plot in the slightest.
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11 Feb 2026
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By Hook or By Crook by Gemi, Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jan 2026
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Transmigration is a dream come true. It’s only a shame he has this of all things come true. Him! As Ming Fan! The boy who grew up only to die of ants. It had been an almost well-deserved death, sure, but Shen Yuan is the one in the body now and he would rather fucking not.
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A humble transmigrator is assigned a role he does not find particularly flattering. Can he please get recast?
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- 14/?
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11 Feb 2026
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The Wide World Once More by humapuma
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
07 May 2025
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Bilbo Baggins was ready to die. He'd sailed to the West, left Middle-earth behind — and carried a grief that had never faded.
But the Valar offer him one final gift: a single night back in Bag End, at the very start. One last chance to see Thorin and the Company, to remember what was lost.
He doesn't expect Thorin to look at him like that.
He doesn't expect it to hurt this much.
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24 Jan 2026
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The Emperor's New Robes by SpaceWall
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
23 Jan 2026
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"You don't want to be Emperor next," Obi-Wan warned her, and called his chair over with the Force. "But really, it's best not to be associated with me at the moment. My fall from power is going to be catastrophic and glorious."
"Your approval rating is seventy-five percent," Ahsoka pointed out.
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Obi-Wan walks into the Senate planning to die facing a Sith. He walks out of the Senate with a Galactic Empire and a slave army, neither of which he wants.
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23 Jan 2026
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Dear Force by mrv3000
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Oct 2020
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“So Padmé and I got married.”
Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.
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A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.
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a copper braid by littlebreadrolls
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Jul 2023
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"Only the other day, the Chancellor was telling me how he dearly wished to deepen the acquaintance between himself and your Master."
That's news to Anakin. "He's ... never said anything like that to me."
"Ah, well. No, he wouldn't. Not to you. That would hardly be appropriate. After all, most padawans would cringe at the prospect of someone regarding their Master with amorous intent, would they not? From what I've heard of it, the Chancellor's designs for your Master are not exactly fit for the ears of innocent young padawans. I assume that you take sugar in your tea, Anakin?"
Anakin says, dumbly, "Yes."
Then he pauses.
Then he squawks, "Wait — what?"
Dooku visits the Temple for the first time in decades in order to sort out his absurd lineage. He uses unconventional strategies by which to do so.
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- 1/1
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22 Jan 2026
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life in the hyyperlane by CallToMuster
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Mar 2023
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Anakin had come to the very obvious conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi was completely, horribly inept with technology.
Obi-Wan had come to the even more obvious conclusion that his Padawan was the most gullible and unobservant person in the entire galaxy.
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22 Jan 2026
