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  1. Mutual System Maintenance by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    01 Jan 2026

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    ART and MB take rough housing a bit far on a cargo trip

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  2. Homeward Path by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    31 Dec 2025

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    Lost in a dark and powerless station, Murderbot finds it way home.

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  3. Meet Me on The Station by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    30 Dec 2025

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    Tapan was always excited on new jobs. This one brought them to UplandGateway One where they would be updating their strange synthetic tech. As she explores the station, she runs into MB.

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  4. No One Left Behind by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    29 Dec 2025

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    During the stressful evacuation of an abandoned colony, one colonist refuses to leave their cat behind.

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  5. Corporate Financial Times by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    28 Dec 2025

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    BREAKING NEWS: LARGEST DEAL IN CR HISTORY AS OMNIPO-TENSCE MERGER SUCCESSFUL

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  6. Growing Pains by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    27 Dec 2025

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    A short conversation between siblings

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  7. All Aboard by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    26 Dec 2025

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    Eletra tries to flee but Security is alerted. Can she make it to the transport in time?

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  8. I Think You'd Like This by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    25 Dec 2025

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    Iris, Karime, Tarik, Matteo, and Three had been sent down to investigate a defunct colony on a small planet.

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  9. Our Meeting Changed My Life by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    24 Dec 2025

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    A small poem
    Interpret at your leisure :)

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  10. Conspicuously Inconspicuous by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Murderbot (TV)  

    23 Dec 2025

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    Gurathin goes incognito to indulge in a hobby he'd rather not share

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  11. Billing Disputes by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    22 Dec 2025

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    In System Collapse, Pin-Lee and Turi were working on the bill for Barish-Estranza. This is how I imagine part of that endeavor to have played out.

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  12. The Insufferable Torture of Waiting by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    21 Dec 2025

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    Arada gets antsy as she waits

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  13. Some Like it Hot by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    20 Dec 2025

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    At the end of the academic year, Seth and Martyn would always invite their crew to their house on New Tidelands. This year, thanks to temporarily joining the crew as a visiting professor, Ratthi was also invited to the celebration. SecUnit was happiest remaining aboard Peri, docked on the station, but Three had decided to travel with it’s new humans.

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  14. A New FreeUnit is Born. by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    19 Dec 2025

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    Statistically speaking, rogue SecUnits are rare. The Perihelion, which frees Units and thus makes them rogue, is an outlier and should not be counted.

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  15. How Do you Like Your Eggs? by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    18 Dec 2025

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    Tempers flare on a long trip

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  16. The Abandoned Colonist by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    17 Dec 2025

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    You've been abandoned by your company and left to die. Now a new ship arrives

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  17. A Moment in Time by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    16 Dec 2025

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    A quick snapshot fluff drabble for our favorite fearless leader

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  18. Intelligence Gathering? Where? by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    15 Dec 2025

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    BE Supervisor Leonide looks into PSUMNT and Preservation

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  19. And Now a Word From Our Sponsors! by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    14 Dec 2025

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    A new ad is running on Corporation Rim feeds

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  20. Building a Team by

    Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells  

    13 Dec 2025

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    A few short vignettes documenting how the PresAux Survey Team was formed.

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    9
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    21
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