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A bunch of non-canon random shit that the persona cast said because I’m bored
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Wasn’t that funny? by AverageCatEnjoyer
Fandoms: Devil May Cry, Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
18 Sep 2023
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Lady asks about that one weird job he got from a old man
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Ash’s balls vs Garchomp’s iron tail by AverageCatEnjoyer
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
15 Sep 2023
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Ash goes to introduce himself to the champions (even though he already met them but he walks in at the wrong time…
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Marnie’s temporary leave by AverageCatEnjoyer
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
13 Sep 2023
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Marnie announces to the league chat that she will be taking a small break from being a gym leader.
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Finn tells jake how he figured out what tier 15 is
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The legendary proxy duo "Phaethon" is full of surprises.
For example, most people wouldn't assume that these two innocent-looking video store owners were navigating the depths of some of the most dangerous hollows in all of New Eridu in their free time.
Most people wouldn't assume that Belle is a heavy metal aficionado.
Most people wouldn't assume that Wise is juggling a massive ten-person relationship while simultaneously trying to keep his shit together and not spontaneously combust due to his own inner turmoil in the process.
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10 Jan 2026
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Dazai Osamu has created a chat
Dazai Osamu has named the chat hey motherfuckers
Dazai Osamu has added 19 users
Dazai Osamu has changed 20 names
favouritefearlesshero: uwu
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dazai makes a gc and chaos ensues
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29 Dec 2025
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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate: Mansion of Madness by BronySonicFan
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Donkey Kong (Video Games), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Metroid Series, Yoshi Series (Video Games), Kirby (Video Games), Star Fox (Video Games), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3 (Video Game), F-Zero (Video Games), Ice Climber (Video Game), Fire Emblem Series, 光神話 | Kid Icarus (Video Games), WarioWare (Video Games), Metal Gear (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Pikmin (Video Game), どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, Rockman | Mega Man - All Media Types, Wii Fit (Video Game), Punch-Out!! (Video Games), Pac-Man (Video Games), Xenoblade Chronicles Series (Video Games), Street Fighter (Video Games), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Bayonetta (Video Games), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania (Video Games), Persona 5, Dragon Quest XI, Banjo-Kazooie (Video Games), Fatal Fury, ARMS (Video Game), Minecraft (Video Game), Tekken (Video Games), Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Splatoon (Video Games), Super Smash Brothers
22 Feb 2026
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Whose brilliant idea was it to bring back all the Super Smash Bros. competitors AND invite 24 new fighters? It doesn't matter, because now these guys will have to live under the same roof for an entire year during the most chaotic tournament in Smash history. Nearly 90 people can live together safely under one roof... right?
Spanish version here.
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- Part 1 of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Saga
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16 Oct 2025
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After one of Bayonetta's and Jeanne's festivities at their home, Bayonetta wakes up to discover an unexpected discovery. With the help of her wife, closest friends and occasionally Enzo's wife, Bayonetta gives birth to a beautiful baby she decides to name Akira. Throughout his childhood, Akira was taught the arts of an Umbran witch, along with forging a contract with a demon. Due to a mishap with some drunken dunce, Akira had to move country and start at a new school. On his first day, he meets the former track star of Shujin Academy and a new power within him.
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11 Oct 2025
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Umamusume: Chasing That Horizon! by TombstoneTTromboners
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ | Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray (Anime)
21 Feb 2026
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Yumiko Muramoto — former high school track star, now 37-year old Umamusume trainer — has spent the past decade as the personal trainer to Mejiro McQueen throughout her childhood. When she’s accepted into Tracen Academy, Yumiko follows and takes a job as a faculty trainer at the school, forming Team Polaris with McQueen, Special Week, and Silence Suzuka. Of course, her job soon expands from just being a trainer, as she helps them take their first steps into growing up and finding love…and maybe even rediscovering it herself when she meets and starts to fall for Tazuna Hayakawa, secretary to the academy’s director…and someone Yumiko can swear she recognizes.
(UPDATE 01/02/2026: We're back for another batch of chapters! Updating every other day until we hit the conclusion of this batch!)
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06 Oct 2025