Autotuned_Bees

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  1. Public Bookmark 71

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    Mukul, A human soldier, fallen in the line of duty for a war little know about. Accidentally shot by his scared comrade no less, doomed to bleed out deep in a seemingly endless desert surrounded by gunfire. A pitiful hand to be dealt, yet dealt anyway.

    A great power nearby takes notice, intervening to give the poor soul another chance in the best way it could. Transferring his mind into one of a beast yet born, a path of destiny yet paved. Not as a vessel, much unlike most the others, but a Nosk.

    Waking up in this new body like rousing from a deep dream, Mukul finds himself taking a new name in a completely new world. A world inhabited by bugs, ruled by a pale Wrym, and under threat of a new light corrupting everyone's minds. A world completely foreign to him. Or it would be, if he could remember who he was. Or anything really, it’s all just really fuzzy to him. Yet, he knows it isn’t right. If only he knew why. And so he stumbles forth, trying to learn and survive in between all the monsters and maybe even a bit of pale politics.

    In other words, human gets isekai-ed into Hallownest as a Nosk. Nothing but fun times ahead!

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    15 Jun 2024

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    This is interesting!

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    Wind Archer takes Fire Spirit to the heart of the forest, to confess his love to him, he loves how Fire Spirit doesn't only tease or mock him, for all he cared, Fire Spirit was there at Wind Archer's weakest point, helping him back on his feet.
    Wind Archer finds that Fire Spirit isn't as cocky as before, he was caring and concerned for Wind Archer's wellbeing, worrying for him whenever Wind Archer overworks himself. The wind elemental couldn't help but love him deeply. He finally gets courage to confess; will Fire Spirit reject him or accept him?

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    26 Jan 2026

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    PEAK

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    Pure Vanilla visits White Lily to talk about his growing feelings for Shadow Milk. She doesn't understand but if he was willing to stand up to all of them and give the Beast a chance to change then she supposes she has no other choice but to support him. Unfortunately for them, her faerie subjects get the wrong idea of why the two Ancients are meeting more frequently and decide to take matters into their own hands.

    A potion to bring forth hidden affections given to the one cookie that has some form of love for every single person he's ever known means now White Lily has to try and keep an increasingly cuddly Pure Vanilla from embarrassing himself in front of everyone he crosses paths with. And when Shadow Milk shows up, she needs to keep him from making a mistake that may just drive the jester away for good.

    Pure Vanilla is lucky she's always been good at figuring out spell craft... and with an extremely reluctant Shadow Milk's help, maybe they can break this lovestruck haze that her friend is trapped in.

    AKA
    Someone wanted Viridescent Outfit PV but with the ShadowVanilla ship. I decided to make it thousands of words of angst repairing many cookie's relationships while I'm at it.

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    22 Jun 2025

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    Ok, I wasn't going to check this out at first but it's SO CUTE

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Winter. A thing the students of Blueberry Yogurt Academy loved. Snow days, hot cocoa, snuggling up with warm blankets by a warm fire.

    The worst part of winter though, was cold, and illness.

    And the professor of truth just so happened to catch a cold.

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    24 Aug 2025

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    MY FREAKING HEART

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    Blueberry Milk was baked to be a Virtue—to know, to guide, to teach, and to serve as the Fount of Knowledge for all Cookiekind. After decades acting as headmaster and researcher at the Blueberry Milk Academy, he is reluctantly pulled back into the classroom, only to find his new students asking questions no book could ever answer. Witches. Purpose. Sentience. Creation. The Fount of Knowledge finds himself crumbling under the weight of truths he was never meant to question.

    Far above Earthbread, Pure Vanilla—the Witch who baked him—grapples with guilt. Life Powder was meant to be a miracle; instead, it cursed cookies with sentience and Witches with insatiable hunger for their kind. Desperate to atone, he crafts a reckless plan: to become a cookie once a week, infiltrate Earthbread, and try to right what went so very wrong.

    Teacher and creator, cookie and witch—two lives poised on the edge of revelation. But when knowledge tastes as sweet as jam and just as dangerous, what truths are worth uncovering?

    ☆*・*‧͙ ・⁺˚*・༓☾ ♧ Some answers nourish. Others consume. ❂ ☽༓・*˚⁺‧͙ ・*・*☆

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    TLDR: What happens when the Vanilla Witch and his Blueberry Virtue meet?

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    24 Sep 2025

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    PEAK