AstroGirl

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    Triangulation (n.):
    A phenomenon in psychology wherein an individual manipulates a third party into an existing conflict, intensifying tension and maintaining control by deflecting responsibility.

    After their tumultuous falling out, Ford drowns himself in industrial-strength coffee and spirals toward sleep-deprivation induced psychosis in a desperate attempt to escape his mistakes. Meanwhile, Bill’s inability to accept Ford’s rejection is wreaking havoc on his other responsibilities. As their behaviour becomes increasingly unhinged, a third party is unwittingly drawn into their dynamic, forcing all three of them to face their demons.

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    18 Jan 2025

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    The OTHER best goddamn fic I've read in this fandom.

  2. Public Bookmark 89

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    Bill is a totally blank slate, now. Ford could tell him just about anything and he would have no choice but to believe it. An idea begins to percolate. A dangerous idea, but, he reasons, no worse than anything else he has been doing for the past two years.

    or: as part of his 12,000 step program, bill gets reincarnated in 1983 and gets memory-gunned in the process

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    13 Jan 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yeah, this may well be the single best fic I've read in this fandom.

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Best things about being a dream demon from another reality:

    1. Immortality
    2. Ungodly powers
    3. Not having to acknowledge your own feelings, ever

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    26 Sep 2024

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    "We at the Theraprism are happy to tell you that your spouse is safe and healthy.”

    “I don’t have a spouse.” Said Ford.

    “Yes, you do.” The entity pulled out a holographic binder. “Here, I have the paperwork."

    Ford, suddenly assaulted by ghosts of lost, alcohol-soaked, hazy, whisp-like memories circling in the periphery of his mind, went deathly pale and had to take a step back to lean his weight against the cash-counter.

    “I- That- That cannot have been legally binding!"

    Or: Stanley Pines isn't the only one in the Pines family to get blackout drunk and married on a whim.

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    26 Aug 2024

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    This is all so disconcerting that Bill Cipher--scourge of realms, destroyer of worlds, a monster and a demon and a being of pure, evil chaos--actually blurts out the first thing that comes to mind, which is the truth, or at least part of it.

    "Your stupid uncle DUMPED ME!!!!" he wails, glowing red with miserable rage.

     

    Or: Mabel has GOT THIS.

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    25 Aug 2024