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The living Danny—maybe playing along, or maybe responding genuinely—raised both hands in a show of harmlessness. Like Lancer truly had him at gunpoint.
Danny Fenton’s wet cold dead body was so heavy in Lancer’s single cradling arm.
“Who are you?” Lancer asked very simply.
And Danny, arms still raised high, let out a sigh deep enough to deflate his shoulders. Whatever light was in his eyes went dull, resigned to an acceptance Lancer could not in the moment understand.
“I am your worst student,” Danny answered. And he lowered one arm exclusively to point. “And THAT is the dead body of my ghost clone.”
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Alone on the farthest outskirts of Amity Park, Danny Fenton and Edward Lancer bury the dead body of Danny's clone. It is long and tedious work, and Danny can't dodge Lancer's questions forever. Surely it's only fair of Lancer to demand to know what he has been pulled into. Surely Danny could use someone on his side, now that his evenings are spent burying his clones.
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12 Nov 2025
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“Goddammit Stan!!"
"What?!"
"YOU CAN'T. SAY. ‘KILLED.’ ON TIKTOK, STAN!!!!!!!! YOU NEED TO SAY UNALIVED!!!!"
"What the fuck are you talking about. Kenny's dead!!!!"
"Shhs hhs hhhhs shshhh SHUT UP. GODDAMMIT. We need to do it over." Cartman repositioned his phone, fiddling, until it was tight in Stan’s face. "Okay now say: 'Oh my god, they unalived Kenny.'"
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South Park Elementary has an AI problem. This comes to light after Mr. Mackey discovers a set of deep-fake videos on the students’ phones. And while childhood is a time of exploration, it’s just not appropriate for these kids to have so many AI-generated videos of Kenny McCormick dying.
Stan has a new girlfriend. Kyle misses his childhood. Meanwhile, Cartman is doing everything in his power to become TikTok famous.
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03 Aug 2025
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Jack has come home with a Mother's Day gift to blow all other thoughtful gestures out of the water. Too bad Jack and Maddie are not aware that a bouquet of Blood Blossoms can kill their son.
When Danny's only alternative is to out his ghost self and ruin his mother's gift in one fell swoop, Danny opts to bear the torment while he can. Blood Blossoms are notorious for dying quickly, and he intends to simply outlast them. Everything will be fine, surely, as long as Danny outlasts them.
Why did Blood Blossoms nearly go extinct in the first place?
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11 Jul 2025
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Nino accidentally runs head long into the biggest most stressful secret he can imagine, but now that he knows the truth about Marinette he is determined to help her in any way he can.
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09 Jul 2025
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After the defeat of Gabriel Agreste and the disappearance of the mysterious peacock miraculous user, Marinette is left to try her best as Guardian and pick up the pieces. With the kwamis left in hibernation, no leads on the missing peacock miraculous, and no way to contact her beloved partner, she's left to her wit's end on where to proceed.
That is, until the prime suspect of the peacock wielder coincidentally takes up an apprenticeship at her parents' bakery. Adrien Agreste, son of Hawkmoth, has seemingly planted his roots in her home while Marinette was away for an apprenticeship. This could either be a disaster in the making, or the perfect opportunity to retrieve the missing miraculous... either way, it's war.
At least, it would be, if the gosh darn villain weren't so sweet!
(putting this on ao3, used to be exclusive to my tumblr. read author's note for a more in-depth summary)
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09 Jul 2025