Ares00
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Is This Meeting about my New Kid? by Ares00
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
23 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
Hermes perked up. “Oh, is this about my new kid?”
Apollo took out one of his headphones. “The one you claimed at the camp sing-a-long? Chris something or other?"
“Nah, not Chris, my feet have barely touched the ground lately, so I didn’t notice him until my new kid got my attention the other night.” Poseidon had been resting his head on his hand since he found out the meeting was not another excuse to accuse him of theft. “My new kid’s name is Percy.” His elbow slipped off the armrest and his face narrowly missed smashing into it.
AKA
Dionysus would like to say that he is quite done with "Emergency Meetings" that are plainly obvious attempts at accusing Poseidon of having stolen his father's zappy stick. Well, it's a good thing this meeting is not about that, then. It still could've been an email though.Series
- Part 2 of Son of...Hermes? (That's not your kid!)
-
Tags
Summary
Just to let my readers know, I despise fem!harry stories. By saying as much, if you haven’t already read the tags, you’ve probably realized that this is a fem!harry story.
James had been absolutely unbearable, going on and on about how their son would be the best at quidditch and love to prank people and would be a heartbreaker when he grew up. There was only one problem with James’ aspirations for their child; quite simply, they did not know if the child was male or female yet, it was too early to tell, even for magic.
They made a bet.
If it was a boy, James would name him. If it was a girl, Lily would name her. The only stipulation was that they both follow the naming traditions of both their families.
Of course, their bet didn’t stop James from telling his fellow Aurors about their soon to be son, Harry. It didn’t stop Sirius from finding it hilarious and doing the exact same thing. Lily had stopped correcting him at month five, and Peter seemed to think that her silence meant they had found out it was indeed a boy because he started to join in on calling her baby-bump ‘Harry.’
By the time she had the baby, everyone would think it was a boy named Harry whether it was true or not! -
Have I Been Adopted? by Ares00
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
10 May 2025
Tags
Summary
Just as I was about to scrape a big slice of brisket into the flames, however, an idea struck me. I was hit with the need to ask Luke a question.
I thought about Chiron’s lectures from when he was still just Mr. Brunner. The little morsels of information I’d gotten or could assume since arriving to camp.
If I was to listen to my school counselor, this was also a part of ADHD, my brain connecting things faster than I could actually think, coming to conclusions before I could register them.
Which, I suppose, was also the reason that what slipped out of my mouth wasn’t exactly the smartest way to phrase what I wanted to ask.
“Am I adopted?”
Luke blinked once.
Twice.
His eyebrows rose as the question registered.
There was a beat of silence, then two, and I could feel heat trickling into my cheeks as I realized just how ridiculous that sounded.
“I’m going to need you to elaborate on that one, Percy.”
Series
- Part 1 of Son of...Hermes? (That's not your kid!)
-
Of Flower Crowns and Bloody Lips by Ares00
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Norse Religion & Lore
25 Dec 2019
Tags
Summary
At the end of the Avenger's movie, Thor receives a dream message from Odin via Frigga that the Avengers must follow Thor and Loki to Asgard for his trial. The realms are convening with delegations of their own to judge Loki's innocence or guilt, but the Avengers notice something strange.
Wasn't Loki meant to be hated by the people? They why did the citizens show silent support?
-
Depths of Dependency by Ares00
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Sep 2019
Tags
Summary
Kingsley Shacklebolt, temporary turned permanent Minister for Magic is done. Harry Potter is running himself to the bone and Kingsley is done watching it happen.
In a Harry Potter-verse set to have Harry turning eighteen two months after the events of The Avengers, the world of Harry Potter is a bit different than in the 90's, and though the end result is the same, they got there a bit different, and it left scars that need to heal.
Recent series
-
Son of...Hermes? (That's not your kid!) by Ares00
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
23 Aug 2025
- Words:
- 3,286
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 99
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
The Do-Over Fic - a chance to do things again, but this time-To Get it Right. But is it really such a blessing as it appears? A jaded, darker, bitter, and tired wizard who just wants to die; but can't. A chance to learn how to live, from the most unexpected source. Story is high on Political intrigue. Dumbledore!bashing slytherin!harry, dark!harry, eventual slash, lv/hp
Series
- Part 1 of Again and Again
-
Summary
F.U.B.A.R.
American military acrynym describing a situation as "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition"
- Words:
- 385,969
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 729
-
Of Artificial Suns And Alternate Courses by dorianne77
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
05 Dec 2021
Tags
Summary
“A meeting,” Tony doesn’t even bother to hide his incredulity.
“Yes.”
“With the Galactic Empire,” he attempts to lighten his own mood with the joke, but the response he gets from Ross makes the blood freeze in his veins.
“They call themselves the Unitary Galactic Communia, actually.”
If Tony lets his silence speak for itself, it’s only partially because his throat is closing up on him at an alarming rate.
“I know it sounds bad at first—“
“Oh no no no, not at all,” Tony interjects quickly, “this is wonderful news. A communia. A unitary one. Sounds very… organized. They must be people who know how to keep an army. Of galactic proportions. This is great, really. Not debilitatingly frightening in the least.”
...
Alternatively: the freshly pardoned Rogues have complaints, Tony is dead on his feet, and Steve has issues with the handsome alien lord who keeps offering Stark the literal universe. -
Why it is a bad idea to threaten Heroes by CyborgV2
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Criminal Minds (US TV), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, White Collar (TV 2009)
23 Feb 2024
Summary
Lex Luthor is president and is making life difficult for our heroes. He really should have known better.
- Words:
- 67,210
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 451
-
Matchmaker Matchmaker (Gonna Match Him A Man) by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Aug 2023
Tags
Summary
“You did what?” Naomasa eventually rasps once he can breathe again.
“I don’t want my boy to make the same mistakes I did,” Toshinori explains. “But he’s a great deal shyer than I was at his age. So I’ve taken it upon myself to reach out on his behalf.”
“No,” Naomasa practically gasps, some strange mix of horror and glee in his expression. “Toshinori, tell me you’re joking. You’re trying to matchmake Izuku?”
Naomasa doesn’t wait for Toshinori to actually answer him.
Instead, he just breaks out into loud braying laughter, uncaring of the way everyone around them has stopped to stare.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,083
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 436
- Kudos:
- 10,529
- Bookmarks:
- 2,398
- Hits:
- 58,524
Bookmarked by Ares00
12 Aug 2025