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   Batman, Beer, and Barbeque by Arkangelo

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types  

   • General Audiences
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   13 Oct 2024

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   • Clark Kent/Confusion
   • Batfamily Members & Bruce Wayne
   • Justice League & Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent & Bruce Wayne
   • Clark Kent
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Damian Wayne
   • Stephanie Brown
   • Duke Thomas
   • Cassandra Cain
   • Hal Jordan (Green Lantern)
   • Barry Allen
   • Diana (Wonder Woman)
   • Justice League (DCU)
   • Other Justice League Members
   • Crack
   • Fluff
   • Humor
   • This Is STUPID
   • National Football League
   • The Superbowl
   • Doesn't Require Any Knowledge of Football
   • Identity Reveal
   • Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU)
   • Domestic Batfamily (DCU)
   • Batfamily is a Mess (DCU)
   • daddy!Bats
   • Bruce Wayne Has Too Many Kids
   • Good Parent Bruce Wayne
   • no beta we die like jason todd

   Summary

   “Oh my God,” Hal whispered next to him. “Is Batman… driving a minivan?”

   Clark blanched. Because that was most certainly Batman, and he was most certainly driving a minivan. It was black and sleek, with tinted windows and a polished fender, but all the money in the world couldn’t make a minivan look tasteful—especially not when the windows were decorated with Gotham Knights bumper stickers and a massive stick figure family with sharpied on bat-ears and what appeared to be... grappling hooks?

   Or,

   Clark Kent hosts a Superbowl Party. No one expects Batman to show up. No one expects him to bring an entire minivan stacked with children, either.

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