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“Tobirama,” Madara croaks, mouth dry. “When did I get married?”
“Six months back,” Tobirama says stoically.
“To whom?”
There’s a crack in Tobirama’s mask, and deep, deep sympathy bleeds through. “You know whom.”
Or, how Agents Senju (the older one) and Uchiha (also the older one) end up on the same page. -
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“It’s on the house,” the man repeats. There’s a dangerous edge to his voice, which only serves to turn Hashirama on further. “Why?”
Because I want to thank you for looking at me, Hashirama wants to say with a breathy sigh. He smiles instead and says, “It’s a thing I do here for whoever is the first customer of the day,” which is a lie.Hashirama Senju, retired Hunter and active cafe-owner, finds his life changed for good when the sexiest man ever walks into his establishment.
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Hashirama tries to pine quietly and respectfully. But it's spring, and the mokuton has other ideas.
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“That dog looks nothing like me,” Madara says as soon as the call connects. “The fuck is wrong with you?”
Over the line, from the other end of Konoha, Hashirama laughs. “I love you too, Madara.”
Or, Madara Uchiha may have a reputation to uphold, but underneath it all, he is still a man of flesh and blood.
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- Part 1 of Mob AU
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Hashirama and Madara, and their lives together and apart (but mostly together).
(A series of interconnected one-shots with Hashirama and fem!Madara. Work can be read as complete at any point in time.)
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“Look. If you’re good, I’ll take you to see whales after we’re done.”
Naruto narrows his eyes suspiciously. “Is this a dick joke? Because it sounds like one.”
“Blue whales migrate to this part of the world between November and April,” Sasuke says primly. “We’re bang in the middle of whale-watching season.”
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In which Hashirama is the Lord of the Heavens and Madara is his disgruntled mortal lover(s).
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“Oh,” Hashirama says, rubbing his face. “The hallucinations are new.”
“I'm not a hallucination,” Madara drawls. “Also, you’re getting kidnapped.”
“Kidnapped?” Hashirama asks, bewildered.
(Or, the one where Madara returns from the dead and whisks a struggling Hashirama away to his cottage by the sea.)
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Madara's having a great day in the park with Sasuke, till his arch-nemesis decides to accuse him of kidnapping his own grandnephew.
(The first work in this series focuses on another ship, which does not make an appearance in this story. It’s not necessary to read that work to understand or enjoy this one.)Series
- Part 2 of Super Van Vacation
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Sasuke is horrible at flirting with Naruto. Naruto is horrible at being flirted at by Sasuke.
Things sort of...devolve from there.
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- Part 1 of Super Van Vacation
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Konoha and his parents are two sides of the same spinning coin. And he, Itachi Uchiha, has chosen which side the coin should face up when it lands.
But when he intercepts Sasuke on his way back from school, he makes a new choice.
The coup averted and his duty done, he gently reels his baby brother into a whisper-soft genjutsu and disappears into the night.
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Ahiṃsā: An ancient Indian principle of nonviolence which applies to all living beings, and a key virtue in Hinduism, Buddhism and Jainism. Inspired by the premise that all living beings have the spark of the divine spiritual energy; therefore, to hurt another being is to hurt oneself.
Note: Updates will be slow. But at any chapter count, this will read like a complete story.
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A Witcher and a sorceress walk into a bar.
(Basically a retelling of the first episode of Netflix's Witcher where Remus is a slightly more talkative Geralt and Sirius is some sort of a Renfri/Yen hybrid.)
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- Part 2 of Ria's AUs
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For My Dreams (and a Pocketful of Gold) by AndreyaHalms for laroseminiut
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2014
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As a masked vigilante/superhero, Remus can safely suppose that yes, he does have a few fans here and there.
And then there's Sirius.
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- Part 1 of Ria's AUs
- Part 1 of The Superhero AU
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They have no illusions about what they're doing, so, five months later, they end up married and with a suburban house and a white picket fence anyway.
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- Part 3 of Ria's AUs
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Remus sees Sirius three times between Hallowe'en 1981 and June 1993.
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- Part 1 of Vistas
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In which Sirius is really, really scared of rats.
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- Part 2 of Vistas
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Norway wants a divorce. Denmark doesn't and signs them up for a two week long counselling course. Marriage counselling fic with our resident country of love, aka France as the counselor.
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In which Denmark tries not to wake Norway but doesn't quite succeed.
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Dutch courage: Courage gained from intoxication by alcohol.
Yes, Iceland, being even slightly drunk with your brother's not-so-drunk boyfriend isn't probably that good an idea.
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On Denmark's birthday, Norway discovers new things about Denmark, Sweden and finally himself.