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Gawain volunteers at the Pride parade every year specifically to scare homophobic protesters away with bad pickup lines, but his year there's a new protester who the tactic doesn't work on quite so well and he's really rather intriguing...
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17 Feb 2026
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We, the Millers by The_Golden_Sun
Fandom The Last of Us, The Last of Us (TV), The Last of Us (Video Games), tlou - Fandom
18 Feb 2026
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09 Jan 2026
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Saving the World, One Blowjob at a Time by professorTodd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jan 2026
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“Of all the arrogant, self-important pricks,” Harry fumed, slamming his bookbag down on the chair next to Alphard. The only thing keeping him from shouting was the librarian’s wrath.
Alphard blinked up at him. “Who did what?”
“Tom Riddle,” Harry sneered. “Who does he think he is ordering me around, telling me what to eat and when to study? I’m eight—sixteen years old!” he amended. “He’ll be trying to issue a bloody bedtime next!”
Alphard looked confused. “Tom? I didn’t even know you knew each other.”
“He assigned himself to be my bloody mentor,” Harry grumbled. “Like I need a babysitter.”
Alphard’s mouth dropped open. “Tom is your alpha? But he’s never taken an omega before!”
Harry winced at what he was pretty sure were sex terms. “No. I’m not calling him that.”
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Harry goes back in time to stop everyone from dying and ends up in a weird Slytherin hierarchy and saving the world by distracting the future dark lord with sex.
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17 Dec 2025
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When Chris leaves for Texas, Eddie nearly falls apart.
Buck is the one that holds him together.
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24 Nov 2025
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23 Nov 2025
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If Buck Buckley could give you one piece of advice? Never rent a storage locker when all of your friends and family have garages.
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Buck finally gets his own house, but his storage locker floods, and he has nothing to show for it. Enter Eddie Diaz, who will do anything for Buck.
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10 Nov 2025
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12 Oct 2025
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Jack Abbot and Michael Robinavich have already found each other. They know what it's like to find a soulmate and they've had time to adjust and be ready for the idea that a third person will enter their lives. But neither of them are ready for you to hit their lives like a bomb.
You're everything they never knew they wanted. Everything they want to protect. Now they just need to unravel the mystery that is your past and convince you to let them in.
*Edited for formatting.
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18 Sep 2025
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Five holiday rituals that changed everything for Harry, and one that just cemented what was already true.
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24 Jul 2025
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You were a rarity. A person with two platonic soulmates, both of their initials inked on your left wrist.
An embarrassing accident at work leads to a trip to the PTMC, which leads to the discovery of both of your soulmates, and the family you have always craved starts to form.
(AKA the author knows in her soul Robby and Jack were meant to be girl dads, but didn't want to mess with canon that much. She is also Going Through It. Put that in a blender and you get this found family soulmate AU.)
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- Part 1 of invisible string theory
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11 Jul 2025
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Everyone Already Knew by xCeCex
Fandoms: The Mortal Instruments (Movies), Shadowhunters (TV), Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
01 Apr 2018
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Just a bunch of Saphael drabbles. These are stand-alone fics, so they are not connected to one another.
Simon is just a little baby, and Raphael just wants to protect his baby from the world, because:
A) Simon is his.
B) No one, unless you want to die, is going to hurt him.
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C) Simon is just too pure for this world.Let the fluff, angst, and heated scenes ensue!
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30 Jun 2025
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14 Jun 2025
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Clay knows he’s too old to believe in fairy tales. But there’s something weird about Bravo Team.
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24 May 2025
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No Rest for the Weary by RoosjeM
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
03 Dec 2023
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Fresh from Melida/Daan, Obi-Wan goes on a mission with his Master to Mandalore. The conflict between the three major factions; the New Mandalorians, Kyr’tsad and the Haat’ade was getting out of hand and the New Mandalorians requested the Jedi to interfere. When they get separated, Obi-Wan is left alone on Mandalore to survive and somehow gains a fanclub of adoption-happy Mandalorians.
---------------Hello there! Not Beta-ed so be advised. Also, not canon compliant (obviously)
Have fun reading :D
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- Part 2 of Mar writes Star Wars AU's
- Part 1 of Jango/Obi-Wan fics :3
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14 May 2025
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At the ripe age of six months “Obi-Wan Kenobi” leaves Stewjon and his real name behind. He doesn’t know why and for his safety, the Order decides that it is better to keep the truth for him. The same secret is the reason Obi-Wan never becomes a Jedi Padawan and instead is sent to the AgriCorps.
After one too many of his requests for transfer is rejected, Obi-Wan runs away and due to his own naïveté and desperation finds himself on board a pirate ship. He doesn’t think that meeting a Mandalorian bounty hunter who temporarily travels with Ohnaka will change the course of his life forever.
One contraceptive implant failure later, desperate and with no one else to turn to, he returns to AgriCorps.
Fast forward five years and little Boba starts asking questions about his father. Soon, Obi-Wan meets an ex-Mand’alor who finds Boba eerily similar to his allegedly dead son, a certain Jedi Master and his childhood bully, babysits the Chosen One and has Stewjonian nobility popping on his doorstep looking for their missing prince. It's only the beginning of the journey that will make him rediscover his lost history.
All while trying to deal with reappearance of Boba’s father in their lives.
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13 May 2025
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10 May 2025
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The Age of Icons by Aethir
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 Sep 2024
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The Senate think the Jedi are little more than attack dogs held by a gilded collar and silver chain. Yan Dooku proves them wrong, even if he doesn't understand why the Force is so intent on the True Mandalorians surviving, but when the Force speaks, it's best to listen.
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- Part 13 of Crashing Down
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08 May 2025
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A Little Bit Happy by SpaceAce0910
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
05 Oct 2024
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Mace Windu was many things, but a morning person was not one of them. Nevertheless, the Force had deemed the ass-end of dawn to be an appropriate time to drag him out of bed and into the gardens. Not that he didn’t enjoy the scenery, but after returning from a grueling diplomatic endeavour-turned hostage negotiation not even three hours ago, he’d rather enjoy the pitch-black setting of his room.
Still, he was a Jedi and, as such, Mace’s duty would always be to follow the will of the Force. Today, it decided to lead him towards the forested areas where two younglings were huddled together at the base of a large tree, sleeping.
Mace tended not to spend a lot of time in the creche, but he recognized the Kiffar child as his friend Tholme's unconventional Padawan. Quinlan Vos, he believed his name was. The other boy was a scrawny redhead with deeper bags under his eyes than most grown adults and the Force drew his attention to this boy in particular.
(In which Knight Windu meets five-year-old Kenobi and six-year-old Vos and, while some things stay the same, everything changes.)
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06 May 2025
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23 Apr 2025
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The Kinship of Being Hers by unleashing_demons
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
05 Apr 2024
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With Joel tied to Tess and Tess tied to Finn, their trio developed. Finn and Tess were a couple for years before Tess decided to involve Joel. Finn wanted more. She never complained about it to her but Tess could sense it. She wanted to be fucked harder, wanted to give more love, and wanted more comfort and protection. When Tess floated the idea to Finn of inviting someone into their sex life, she had been excited about it but also nervous, she was scared to trust anyone new.
What started out as one night turned into Joel moving into their apartment and bringing him into their relationship. A part of Tess had always loved Joel, she just didn't think he would ever be capable of what she needed. And Finn, once she saw a peek at the type of lover he could be when he wasn't worried every moment about survival, she wanted to pull on his threads and unravel the web of all things Joel. Unravel she did.
Tess is the glue that holds them together. Joel and Finn have a kinship, in their own ways they both belong to her.
AKA Tess x OFC x Joel. Loosely follows season 1, starting right before Ellie comes into the picture
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21 Apr 2025
