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Gawain volunteers at the Pride parade every year specifically to scare homophobic protesters away with bad pickup lines, but his year there's a new protester who the tactic doesn't work on quite so well and he's really rather intriguing...
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We, the Millers by The_Golden_Sun
Fandom The Last of Us, The Last of Us (TV), The Last of Us (Video Games), tlou - Fandom
18 Feb 2026
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Saving the World, One Blowjob at a Time by professorTodd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jan 2026
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“Of all the arrogant, self-important pricks,” Harry fumed, slamming his bookbag down on the chair next to Alphard. The only thing keeping him from shouting was the librarian’s wrath.
Alphard blinked up at him. “Who did what?”
“Tom Riddle,” Harry sneered. “Who does he think he is ordering me around, telling me what to eat and when to study? I’m eight—sixteen years old!” he amended. “He’ll be trying to issue a bloody bedtime next!”
Alphard looked confused. “Tom? I didn’t even know you knew each other.”
“He assigned himself to be my bloody mentor,” Harry grumbled. “Like I need a babysitter.”
Alphard’s mouth dropped open. “Tom is your alpha? But he’s never taken an omega before!”
Harry winced at what he was pretty sure were sex terms. “No. I’m not calling him that.”
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Harry goes back in time to stop everyone from dying and ends up in a weird Slytherin hierarchy and saving the world by distracting the future dark lord with sex.
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When Chris leaves for Texas, Eddie nearly falls apart.
Buck is the one that holds him together.
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