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    Not necessarily related things that happen at night.

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    Jason’s therapist gives him a simple assignment: accept one affectionate gesture from Bruce.

    He doesn’t expect Bruce to go feral with it. And he definitely doesn’t expect to… like it.

    Based on a Tumblr post:

    Jason: Stop calling me baby. I am twenty years old. I have dragged murderers from the back of my motorcycle. My scared hands smell like gunpowder. I hate you, and I will never be soft again.

    Bruce: Yes, of course, I understand.

    Bruce, deadpan introducing Jason to literally anyone: This is my baby boy. My sweet little darling. My silly goose. Bambini. Small one. Duckling. Spider monkey. Pumpkin. Itty bitty.

    Jason, deadpan, every time: Yes, hi, that's me, I'm itty bitty.

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    15 Jan 2026

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    In which Gotham's favored son is presented with the opportunity to cleanse her of her curse: and all it takes is a year and a day of sacrifice.

     

    “You won’t ask for help? Your children could share the burden.”

     

    “No!” he said strongly, then settled back, ever so slightly abashed. “Sorry, Gotham. No, please. If this can be done by me alone, please. They’ve suffered enough.”

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    13 Aug 2025

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    Oh, Dios, esto duele...

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    “Oh my God,” Hal whispered next to him. “Is Batman… driving a minivan?”

    Clark blanched. Because that was most certainly Batman, and he was most certainly driving a minivan. It was black and sleek, with tinted windows and a polished fender, but all the money in the world couldn’t make a minivan look tasteful—especially not when the windows were decorated with Gotham Knights bumper stickers and a massive stick figure family with sharpied on bat-ears and what appeared to be... grappling hooks?

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    Clark Kent hosts a Superbowl Party. No one expects Batman to show up. No one expects him to bring an entire minivan stacked with children, either.

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    31 Jul 2025

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    Green Lantern grinned like a Cheshire cat. “You know the debates online about the most attractive league member? Well, everyone in the League settled those on day one even before we knew who everyone was behind the masks. Let me tell you, Batman is hot as sin and there is no man or woman in this world that can compete with his beauty. Wonder Woman was hand sculpted by the gods themselves and even she concedes to Batman’s adonis charms.”

    In light of the Green Lantern's recent comment, people have taken to the internet to express their opinions on our resident Bat. Some have taken extreme measures (cough, by getting arrested) and others catcall him from the street as he swings from roof to roof. All Bruce wants is for it all to stop and for people to start fearing him again instead of this!

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    18 Jul 2025

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    One bad night, a poorly timed emotional meltdown, and a grainy photo of an orphan later, nineteen-year-old Bruce Wayne finds himself the accidental guardian of eight-year-old Dick Grayson. And for the last time, no, he did not knock up some tennis player—why does everyone keep thinking that?

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    13 Jul 2025