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    Everyone returns to Hogwarts after the war, but nothing is quite the same. Harry's groupies are creepier than ever, Ron and Hermione are snogging all over the place, and the once-proud Draco is shuffling around like a kicked puppy. But that's okay: Harry's got a plan.

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    D&H walking through Hogwarts by bafflinghaze (22/02/2017)

     

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    • Read in Bahasa Indonesia here or here by akira-tm/neko chuudoku! (30/03/2015)
    • Read in Русский by they_want_some_juice! (31/07/2020)
    • Read in 한글 by 현 (hyun)! (16/02/2024)
    • Translations to Português brasileiro, 中文, Türkçe, and Español in the notes. Thank you so much, everyone!
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    23 Feb 2026

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    Based off something random I saw on Reddit vvv

    TL;DR During a DA meeting Harry offhandedly/jokingly says 5 points to/from a House and it works. Hogwarts has recognized him as a Professor

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    20 Feb 2026

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    What if Hogwarts had decided that Harry was more than just someone teaching the DA, but that that he was actually a Professor?

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Technoblade would like to say that he had been rather patient with the humans traveling through his territory.

    He had let them take their ship across his part of the sea, but it had been days since Techno first noticed the change in the water, alerting him of the ship. An entire week since it fully entered the area ... And it was still there.

    It was getting on his nerves. So he gave the humans a final warning, a rattling hiss that could be heard even when on the surface, a siren’s warning to leave the area.

     

    His warning was blatantly ignored.

     

    So with a clean conscience, he lured the ship into the rocks. Waiting until the boat sank to explore its contents.

    He didn't expect to find... a pup.

     

    - Technoblade finds a pup after sinking a human ship, adoption ensues.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    “Here is pretty, and I like it!” the child said once, bringing more flowers to the base of the statue “Can I stay? I want to stay here” he murmured.

    And well-

    There was nothing he could do about it, just being a spectator of the world around him.

    “If you so wish, it is not like I could stop you” he answered, although his voice didn’t reach him.

     

    - Tommy takes a strange statue as his father (The Statue's POV).

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    03 Feb 2026