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    In a world where some Omegas take multiple mates to form a den pack, and Alphas compete for an Omega's attention and interest to prove themselves worthy of joining the den pack. Where Betas keep everyone else grounded and basically know better, and where Gandalf really shouldn't withhold information. Even for his own amusement.
    Or, where Bilbo is an Omega, but never presented, and a good portion of the company are unbonded Alphas, who assume he is a bland Beta, which isn't their fault, as he assumes he will present as a Beta when he does finally present. And then once he does present as an Omega, all hell breaks loose.
    What is Bilbo to do with so many suitors all of a sudden? And what effect will this have on the quest?

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    27 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    When Bilbo finds himself being kept awake by the lingering restlessness of his mind, a certain dwarf king lends him an ear. And so it happens that, in the quiet of the night, long preserved walls begin to crumble and bonding ensues.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    “Burglar are you well?” Thorin asked and Bilbo whined, she couldn’t believe the horrible prank was turning this mess. “Oin! Come tend our burglar something is wrong!”

    “NO!” Bilbo shouted sitting up quickly while pulling her hood up as well. “Fili just embarrassed me is all.” She said sniffling.

    “Is it your beard? It’s a nice beard.” Fili assured, “Better than Kili’s that for sure.”

    Bilbo and Kili’s shouts were simultaneous.

    Thorin looked at his sister-son curiously, “I didn’t know hobbits grew beards.”

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    27 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    The journey to Erebor was a grueling affair, marked by blisters, rain, and the constant threat of being eaten. But for Bilbo Baggins, the greatest challenge wasn't the Orcs, it was the sheer logistical nightmare of being a Hobbit in a company of Dwarves who knew absolutely nothing about Hobbit physiology.

    Most folk in Middle-earth knew that Hobbits had large, hairy feet. Some knew they had a penchant for seven meals a day. But very few knew about the ears, and almost no one outside the Shire knew about the tails.

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    26 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Bilbo squinted at the sky, then ahead at the pony in front of him, then over to the two dwarves hovering by his side. “No,” he said.

    “Yes,” said Thorin Oakenshield, one would-be King Under the Mountain, the bane of Bilbo's life and probably the love of his life – or one of them at least. For on Bilbo other side stood Dwalin, silent and stern and bristling with weapons and a great scowl on his face. “Get on the pony, Bilbo.”

    “I would rather not.”

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    26 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 11

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    balin, dori and bifur become father figures to bilbo

    their little brothers are jealous for a while but then not

    hobbits aren't shit and bilbo was alone for a while

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    26 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 17

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    gandalf miscalculates bilbo's age

    bilbo is only 31 when he starts the journey

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    26 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 42

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    Bilbo says something to Bofur that makes the dwarves believe that he is a child. Chaos ensues!

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    26 Feb 2026

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    “It’s got such a presence to it, even from a distance,” Bilbo says softly, and there’s a general murmur of awed agreement from the others. “Why, in all my fifty years, I never thought I’d see such a thing, and we haven’t even arrived yet!”

    Thorin’s sword hits the ground with a clatter, and Balin chokes on his pipe.

    The hobbit doesn’t look at Thorin, too busy thumping Balin on the back. Once the dwarf seems able to breathe again, he looks up, to find thirteen wide pairs of eyes fixed on him.

    “What?” he says defensively, though he’s not sure what he’s defending.

    “You’re how old?” Kíli squeaks.

    Bilbo frowns at the young dwarf. “I’m fifty years old. Well, fifty-one, come springtime. Though it is not very polite to ask someone their age so bluntly,” he tells him primly.

    Fíli makes a choked sound, and Nori lets out a vicious string of swears in Khuzdul.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    “He was just trying to help,” a deep voice said above him, making Bilbo’s head snap up. Thorin was standing next to him, his eyes sweeping over the shore on the other side of the river.

    Bilbo exhaled loudly through his nose. “I know, I know. They’re all just trying to help, but…”

    “You feel as if they’re babying you.”

    Bilbo nodded. “Something like that.”

    Thorin met his gaze and smirked. “This is what it’s like being close to dwarves. You better get used to it.”

    (Or, Bilbo notices that his dwarves become more and more protective of him as time goes by, but when Thorin suddenly joins in on the constant babying Bilbo is sure he’s gone insane.)

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Bilbo is allot younger during his unexpected journey. Can a child really handle all that comes with being the company's burglar? HKM Prompt

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    26 Feb 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 73

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    After 2 months on the road Bilbo was sure that Dwarves were not his favorite race. They were loud, obnoxious, lacked any manners and were just, so, very mean.

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    Bilbo Baggins is a dwobbit and basically a child, but had to grow up too fast. He feels lonely and unwanted, surrounded by the Company.
    And the Company is, of course, very much oblivious and stupid. And mean.

    What will they think of Bilbo when they finally get to know him?

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    26 Feb 2026

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    No one thinks to let Tony know that Agent Phil Coulson survived the Battle of New York. Why would they? As far as everyone knows, Tony and Agent Coulson only had a strained working relationship, if it could even be called that.

    It's not like a baby needs his daddy or anything.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Thor liked Midgard, but he liked their general attitude towards classifications far less. And when he figured out that a teammate was a Little-in-hiding, he couldn't stop his instincts from taking over. Also, I couldn't resist the title.

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    24 Feb 2026

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    When Class 1A get lost in the forest, and Bakugou falls ill, Aizawa and Midoriya find a way to help the younger Omega.

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    24 Feb 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 27

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    24 Feb 2026

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    Ch3

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    Fili rushed to Bilbo's side, shocked to see he'd gotten even paler, if possible. Enough was enough, and with a hand against Bilbo's back for support, Fili lifted his head and shouted for his uncle, "Thorin!"

    "No." Bilbo panted out, his fingers digging on both brother's arms as Fili shouted for their uncle. "No, please, no." Kili bit his own lip and turned towards the head of the group and stood up. "Thorin! Stop!"

    The second time, Thorin caught the sound and pulled the company to a halt. He turned, nearly losing his breath to see Bilbo on the brink of collapsing as his nephews clung to the hobbit like they were the only ones keeping him upright.

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    24 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Random ass incest but angst is good

  18. Public Bookmark 86

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    "It was the act of bodily union that achieved marriage, and after which the indissoluble bond was complete." -Laws and Customs Among the Eldar

    Marriage rituals are the one thing Dwarves and Elves have in common.  Hobbits do things differently.  Bilbo might have appreciated knowing that sooner.

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    24 Feb 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 67

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    Thorin loses his memories due to some accident or other.

    He falls for the beautiful blond by his bedside at first sight but is promptly heartbroken to learn the hobbit (as he explains he is) is married! And to a dwarf no less! But surely no dwarf could be superior to their king, Thorin just needs to prove as much to Bilbo.

    (Inspired by a fic I can’t find but absolutely love where Thorin tries to fight Bilbo’s husband without realising it’s himself)

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    24 Feb 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 35

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    Thorin Oakenshield, King of Erabor, has a lot on his plate. Including a mind boggling amount of delicious pastries and desserts the local hobbit baker has gifted him with.

    He spends most of his time working for the betterment of his people. Thorin has little attention for the differences in culture between dwarrow and the other races in Arda.

    But, He will soon find that he regrets not paying even a little bit more attention.

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    23 Feb 2026

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