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He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.
Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.
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19 Feb 2026
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“But what are the odds of two people who were born on the same day being genetically identical?” Simon asked. “Plus, everything about us that isn’t identical isn’t genetic, right? Our scars, our glasses…and we’re both missing one parent…”
Harry finally understood what Simon was implying. “You don’t think -”
“I do.” Simon looked up at him, a smile spreading across his face. “We’re twin brothers, aren’t we?”
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After a happy but rather mundane childhood with his mother, Harry Evans is desperately excited to go to Hogwarts and finally experience the full magical world. However, what Harry hadn’t been prepared for was meeting the Boy-Who-Lived, Simon Potter. The boy who, strangely enough, was somehow completely identical to Harry, down to the last messy black hair.
WBWL, but with a Parent Trap style twist.
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- Part 1 of The Parent Trap
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19 Feb 2026
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"No. We were brought here for a reason, Sammy." He grinned at her, a flash of white teeth. "We're here to wreak havoc."
Sam was not on board with that idea. Absolutely not. They weren't here to exploit this new world. They weren't going to mess with the story just because they could. And she wasn't grinning right back at him.
No.
Of course not.
They were here to make things better. They were here with the foreknowledge of what would happen so they could help people. She wasn't thinking about how much chaos they could create, or how someone like Jim being Harry Potter was going to destroy the entire plot. And she definitely wasn't thinking about the damage they could do to just about everything with magic at their disposal.
She wasn't.
"You're right," Sam leaned across the table so they were inches apart as she whispered, "Let's fuck shit up."
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19 Feb 2026
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In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
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19 Feb 2026
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Raising Your AU Son for Dummies: A Self-Help Starter Kit by acefiend
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2025
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After being hit with the killing curse on that final walk through the Forbidden Forest, Harry awakes to find himself in unfamiliar territory with all too familiar faces. Follow him along to another world where he must learn what it means to live again after being told to die.
This here is a helpful guide for any prospective AU parent. With every AU family, there’s ups, there’s downs, there’s evil megalomaniacs traumatizing your son. Don’t worry! We’re here to help you navigate all these obstacles and more.
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19 Feb 2026
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This is Berk.
It snows for nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Most of the food is tough, and tasteless. The people, even more so.
Most everyone believes in the gods. On its own, it's not such a bad thing. The issue is that they believe in the other parts of the religion, too. And unluckily enough, most of the warriors are really superstitious. The moment there's someone different, they strike.
They kill dragons. This is the story of what they did to the one that couldn't.
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“You’re not a viking,” his father cut him off suddenly, and Hiccup’s heart stopped. He watched, for a moment, as the anger in his father’s face ebbed away, the way his eyes shimmered from what could have been grief.
“Dad, please-”
All of the rage was gone. Now, Stoic just looked defeated. “You’re not my son.”
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19 Feb 2026
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Life has a way of going full circle. Case in point: Dudley’s children need to be placed in care, preferably with family.
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19 Feb 2026
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the rising swell by achievingelysium for zimabluejeans
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Jun 2025
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BREAKING NEWS: ‘Lab Accident’ Happens Days Before I-Expo
Just three days prior to I-Expo, the world-class exposition showcasing international technological development on I-Island, a ‘lab accident’ occurred in a second private laboratory in Quadrant One of the island. Though mishaps and mistakes are common as scientists race to fine-tune their showcases, security quickly shut down and quarantined the laboratory. There have been no reported injuries, but no details have been released as to what went wrong or the nature of the accident.
I-Expo board and I-Island officials declined to make a statement.
Or: the end of the world starts on the eve of I-Expo, held for the first time in ten years, and on I-Island, there's nowhere to run.
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19 Feb 2026
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in parts and pieces by basketofnovas (slashmarks) for Callmesalticidae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jun 2025
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The war is over, the Wizarding World is at peace, and Andromeda has lost everything for the second time. Meanwhile, Harry asks for advice handling a situation caused by her sisters.
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19 Feb 2026
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and plato said (every man you meet is fighting a hard battle) by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jun 2025
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CO_3636: so I guess I should be the one to tell everyone since we’re all due in class tomorrow
CO_3636: don’t panic
CO_3636: but General Kenobi has shed his beard for the rest of the semester.
FIVES: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CO_3636: yes well. He thinks he looks younger without it.
GEN_SKY: he does
CO_3636: and he and Kote have decided that the object here is to look as young as possible to get Prof’s attention.
GEN_SKY: someone needs to put the two of them in a rock tumbler and turn it on for the rest of time.(The officers of the GAR take an introduction to Philosophy class.)
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19 Feb 2026
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When Rita Skeeter's first article drops in Harry's fourth year, the contents are quite a bit more favorable toward Hermione Granger, describing her as Harry's one true best friend, always stalwart and by his side, and constantly sneaking looks. Much to Harry's chagrin, he realizes that she has a bloody point, doesn't she? What's a boy to do when he realizes that his best friend may very well have feelings for him?
No, seriously, Harry has no idea what to do here.
Inspired by a post over at the Harmony subreddit, I just couldn't resist drabbling this one up.
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19 Feb 2026
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He Wouldn't Attack an Unarmed Man by AlexTheShipper
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Jul 2025
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When he see's the video of Howard and Maria Starks deaths he does the only thing that makes sense. The Asset lays down his gun. James Barnes sits on the ground. The Soldier very carefully looks as non-threatening as possible.
Too bad Captain America didn't get the memo.
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- Part 9 of Edits to Siberia
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19 Feb 2026
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“Hey - hey there he is. Right as rain, just like I said he’d be,” Sirius offers a watery smile that doesn’t quite reach his ears, eyes puffy and red. “You’ve had a bit of an accident, mate. Don’t freak out or anything. It’s okay. You’re okay. We’ve got you. Everything’s fine. You’re fine,” Sirius babbles, and none of that is as reassuring as Sirius probably thinks it is.
What accident?
“Fine?” Peter crows in the background, a bit strangled. He’s started pacing, hands still twisted in his hair.
“Yes. Prongs is fine. Isn’t he Wormy?” Sirius shoots back.
“This is so far from fine.”
James is unfortunately inclined to agree.
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Or: James is attacked/turned by a vampire during a full moon and the Marauders don't handle it very well.
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19 Feb 2026
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A disastrous full moon adventure brings Sirius face to face with the very people he'd sworn he would never willingly lay eyes upon again.
Madam Pomfrey is having absolutely none of it.
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19 Feb 2026
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In the mirror, her eyes were still golden. But they didn’t seem as unnatural now. They were warm. Luminous. Like sunrise caught in glass. Like the colour they fought to turn the Honmoon.
“I keep forgetting,” Rumi muttered, “that I don’t have to hide anymore.”
“That’s why we’re here,” Zoey said, nudging her with an elbow. “To remind you.”
Or: A week since everything went down, Rumi finds herself forgetting she doesn't have to keep things a secret anymore. (3 times +1)
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19 Feb 2026
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But now, every time her hand brushes Rumi’s waist in passing, she feels a thousand imaginary eyes narrow.
She starts wondering who’s screenshotting what.
She starts pulling back.
Just a little.
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19 Feb 2026
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19 Feb 2026
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Mutual Loathing by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Jul 2025
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“These performance reviews are all so,” Midoriya seems to be debating his word choice for a moment, “basic. And I don’t mean to-to disrespect your friend…”
“Don’t insult me,” Shōta cuts in. “I have better taste than to be friends with Vlad. Keep going.”
To Shōta’s surprise Midoriya actually grins, a surprisingly sharp expression cutting across his sweet face.
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19 Feb 2026
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When her parents wanted to start looking at prestigious secondary schools, the secretary they’d all gone to meet with acted as if Mr. and Mrs. Granger were children themselves. That woman had simply insisted their school carried a strict no tolerance policy towards bullying, with no additional comments. In contrast, the Department man first walked them through getting in touch with the Muggleborn Student Liaison at Hogwarts, and then the Muggle Relations and Complaints Office at the Ministry, if something more serious came up, and finally his very own business card with contact information, for the most extreme emergencies.
“Oh!” Hermione’s mother gasped when she saw the gilded print. “Oh my goodness- when you said, your department, why- I didn’t realize-”
Hermione craned her head, and blinked as the overhead light glinted off the shiny letters: Tom M.G. Riddle, Minister for Magical Education
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- Part 36 of Alternate Living Arrangements
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19 Feb 2026