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Raising Your AU Son for Dummies: A Self-Help Starter Kit by acefiend
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2025
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After being hit with the killing curse on that final walk through the Forbidden Forest, Harry awakes to find himself in unfamiliar territory with all too familiar faces. Follow him along to another world where he must learn what it means to live again after being told to die.
This here is a helpful guide for any prospective AU parent. With every AU family, there’s ups, there’s downs, there’s evil megalomaniacs traumatizing your son. Don’t worry! We’re here to help you navigate all these obstacles and more.
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19 Feb 2026
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This is Berk.
It snows for nine months of the year, and hails the other three. Most of the food is tough, and tasteless. The people, even more so.
Most everyone believes in the gods. On its own, it's not such a bad thing. The issue is that they believe in the other parts of the religion, too. And unluckily enough, most of the warriors are really superstitious. The moment there's someone different, they strike.
They kill dragons. This is the story of what they did to the one that couldn't.
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“You’re not a viking,” his father cut him off suddenly, and Hiccup’s heart stopped. He watched, for a moment, as the anger in his father’s face ebbed away, the way his eyes shimmered from what could have been grief.
“Dad, please-”
All of the rage was gone. Now, Stoic just looked defeated. “You’re not my son.”
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19 Feb 2026
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Life has a way of going full circle. Case in point: Dudley’s children need to be placed in care, preferably with family.
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19 Feb 2026
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the rising swell by achievingelysium for zimabluejeans
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Jun 2025
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BREAKING NEWS: ‘Lab Accident’ Happens Days Before I-Expo
Just three days prior to I-Expo, the world-class exposition showcasing international technological development on I-Island, a ‘lab accident’ occurred in a second private laboratory in Quadrant One of the island. Though mishaps and mistakes are common as scientists race to fine-tune their showcases, security quickly shut down and quarantined the laboratory. There have been no reported injuries, but no details have been released as to what went wrong or the nature of the accident.
I-Expo board and I-Island officials declined to make a statement.
Or: the end of the world starts on the eve of I-Expo, held for the first time in ten years, and on I-Island, there's nowhere to run.
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19 Feb 2026
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in parts and pieces by basketofnovas (slashmarks) for Callmesalticidae
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jun 2025
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The war is over, the Wizarding World is at peace, and Andromeda has lost everything for the second time. Meanwhile, Harry asks for advice handling a situation caused by her sisters.
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19 Feb 2026