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Sweetened Lemonade by Amiyuu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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Choking to death and being reborn as a Heavenly Demon in the trashiest novel of the century had not been on Shen Yuan’s bingo card, but it’s amazing what a man could get used to after a few centuries.
Returning from an unplanned and completely unwelcome descent into the Endless Abyss, he has barely enough time to gather his bearings before he is attacked by the grumpiest and most gorgeous cultivator he had ever seen. Unfortunately for Shen Yuan, they start off on the wrong foot.
Fortunately for Shen Yuan, fate keeps bringing them together.
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16 Feb 2026
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On the edge by lucife56 for sareyen
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Feb 2026
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Fanart inspired by Dance in the Dusk by sareyen
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15 Feb 2026
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Scum Tales by bunnyiling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2025
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A collection of short stories and ideas involving Bingqiu and other characters! Just a way to write about concepts and plots without the need for too much time and dedication to full-length stories.
1 - Shang Qinghua takes Bingpup out for a walk, and the pup gets very attached to a kitten named Shen Nyan, whose owner happens to be a very, very handsome man named Mobei Jun. And since their pets get along so well… why shouldn't Shang Qinghua get closer to Mobei Jun too?
2 - Shen Yuan gets turned into a vampire and is a complete disaster at it — luckily, his (demon) neighbor is there to help him.
3. SY searches for Labubu Luo BingheBookmarked by AbstractedAvocado
09 Feb 2026
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The ship wakes Aurora as well as Jim.
(Or, what your humble author thought she was going to get from this movie and then didn't.)
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08 Feb 2026
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The first time you meet Private Cage, you think Christ, not another one.
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08 Feb 2026
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bloom before the dawn by nex_et_nox for WillowWispFlame
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Dec 2025
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“Bro, I’m so glad you’re awake,” Shang Qinghua says. “I’ve been hanging around for nearly two weeks now, seeing if you would wake up. I mean, I could sense you down there, but I had no idea when you were going to crawl your way out. From what I could tell, your body seemed pretty well-formed, but I don’t know when you died, whether it was before me and you had some issues settling in or if it was after me or—“
“Help me get the rest of the way out of this hole,” Shen Qingqiu says. He’s going to break into a cold sweat soon if Shang Qinghua doesn’t stop implying that he doesn’t know what happened either.or: Both Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu die and wake up in their Sun and Moon Dew Mushroom bodies, without any clue as to who, what, when, where, why, or how this happened. Predictably, shenanigans ensue.
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04 Feb 2026
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I want to have sex with my partner, but I can’t do it. by N1_Lillian_Madwhip_Fan
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Even If I Fall Into a Ghost Story I Still Have to Go to Work - Baek Deoksoo
27 Aug 2025
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u/onibologi312 points · 20 days ago
"unique face" bro just call him ugly
u/iwanttogohome 20 points · 20 days ago
They're not
u/alexis2024 251 points · 20 days ago
you literally went onto reddit and basically announced that your partner is so hideous that your cock goes limp every time you see their face
Kim Soleum can’t have sex because of Jaheon’s lizard face. He goes to reddit instead of communicating with his boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of Social Media Fics!
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01 Feb 2026
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/pidw BINGCUM by bunnyiling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2025
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[NEW POST] IF BINGHE CAME TO THE MODERN WORLD, WHERE WOULD HE BUY CONDOMS?
↪ [JusticeForQiuHaitang] Okay but why would Luo Binghe need condoms?!
↪ [Peerless Cucumber OP] Right, so if, hypothetically, Luo Binghe watched Star Wars movies and became interested because of the dynamics and emotional tension between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker due to their master/disciple relationship, and then discovered that glow-in-the-dark condoms exist, meaning he could pretend he has a lightsaber between his legs… where would he find such a condom if his member is about 35cm?
↪ [BornToBeTrophyWifeForcedToBeDemonEmperor] What master and disciple relationship???
↪ [Immortal Cucumber] DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
↪ [GreatestBingCumShipper] I got you, my friend. [link] They come in red and blue.
or: bingzu, binghe, bingge, shen yuan pre-svsss and shen yuan post-svsss talk in a pidw forum (and they help bingzu to find a sy too)
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28 Jan 2026
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/pidw u/ImmortalCucumber by girlswholikegirlsruletheworld
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2026
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(a fic inspired by bunnyiling's \pidw BINGCUM !)
— [LesbianLiuMingyan] all I learned from this thread is that cucumber-bro could also be a harem master
— [LesbianNingYingYing] what I learned is that the older Cucumber has a type
— [GreatestBingCumShipper] what I learned is that he's no longer denying that he's gay ヾ(*’Ｏ’*)/
— [ImmortalCucumber OP] you know what? fuck you, come here, I'll beat you up
— [BornToBeTrophyWifeForcedToBeDemonEmperor] gege that's cheating (｡•́︿•̀｡) you're only allowed to beat me up
(shen qingqiu and bingmei come to live in the modern world and meet shen yuan and luo bingge, and of course they immediately make their respective relationships the business of the pidw forums)
Chapter 13: Bingzuyuan (the morning after but technically its the afternoon)! Bingzu makes a series of unintentional forum posts, and the forums have a surprise guest.
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28 Jan 2026
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Error! File Corrupted. Overwrite? by BrilliantLady for 4TigerLilies
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jan 2026
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It only takes a few minutes after transmigrating for Shen Yuan to realise something isn’t quite right with his assigned System. It’s not the impersonal assistant that webnovels had taught him a transmigrator could expect to receive. Instead, his System is the snarky, outraged former inhabitant of his current body. Shen Jiu is not happy about any of this!
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27 Jan 2026
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Despite Jinu's betrayal, Rumi and her bandmates are able to pull off the ultimate victory– the golden Honmoon.
Rumi still loses.- Language:
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- 35/?
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26 Jan 2026
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Jinu wants to see Rumi’s hair unbraided and Rumi wants to suck him off. When a compromise is reached, Jinu struggles to keep his human form intact with Rumi between his thighs.
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25 Jan 2026
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Uno Reverse by BrilliantLady
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Feb 2026
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Shang Qinghua dies, and promptly transmigrates to the fantastical world he wrote about.
No, no, it’s not that story you already know; it’s the opposite. Mobei-Jun’s servant transmigrates to a world without cultivation or the oppression of the demonic emperor.
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24 Jan 2026
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Jinu opens his eyes to a ceiling he hasn't seen in months. He's in the demon realm, which is impossible, as he distinctly remembers dying.
Yet, he was in the past, months before he had even suggested his plan to the demon king.
With the sudden ability to silence Gwi-Ma's whispers, Jinu starts to plan for the Saja Boys debut again, but this time with a very different goal in mind.
He just wants to return to her side, if he has to start a demonic revolution to do so he will.- Language:
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22 Jan 2026
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Not a Step Dad but a Dad that Stepped Up by Prose_and_Pears
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
04 Jul 2025
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Bobby loves his job and loves his girls. He's witnessed their growth and troubles over the years, and while he can't eliminate all their stressors, he does his best to take care of them.
AKA Bobby met Rumi years ago and immediately thought, "Is no one else going to parent this child? Finders keepers," and proceeded to do that two more times.
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21 Jan 2026
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Rumi looks down. “Your soul,” she whispers mournfully, enraptured by the blue light trickling out of his chest. “It’s beautiful.”
Jinu smiles.
Gently, he presses his forehead against hers. Rumi jolts, eyes widening, but to his relief, she doesn’t pull away.
“My soul,” he echoes softly. “It’s yours, now.”
Rumi opens her mouth, but no words escape her as she gapes at him. A tear cascades down her cheek.
“It’s mine to give, and yours to take, if you’ll have me.” His vision is blurring, and so he lets his eyes fall shut, allowing the darkness to encompass him. He forces himself to believe that the lull of sleep is accepted of his own volition.
His cheeks tingle. Rumi is holding onto his face. “No, no, no—” she grits out. Her voice is growing distant. “Stop. You can’t do this to me.” The words rush out of her in a frenzy, full of haste and distress. “Jinu.”
“Rumi,” he responds in a broken murmur. “Thank you.”
She was right. Gwi-Ma could be defeated.
He should have listened to her.
(Or: A fix-it/time-travel au where Jinu goes back to the very beginning of the story and sets things right.)
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- Part 1 of KPDH Time-travel AU!
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20 Jan 2026
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Every week, Jinu and Rumi spark fresh dating rumors.
Every week, their agencies deny it.
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- Part 1 of plights & hashtags
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19 Jan 2026
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What if someone caught Rumi and Jinu singing Free and uploaded it?
A single fan video sparks a butterfly effect that spirals into unexpected consequences, a growing cast, and a wildly different series of events with even higher stakes.
Look forward to real romantic chemistry, richer character development, expanded lore, and a generous helping of chaos, charm, and genuine healing.
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- Part 2 of Take My Hand (Series)
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- 17/?
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19 Jan 2026
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“I can explain,” she rushes out, even though she has actually no idea how to explain.
“Yeah, can you explain why I found this out from a Twitter thread instead of from you?” Bobby says. He grabs his phone and pulls up a web page, then slides the phone over to Rumi.
She freezes.
It’s not some tell-all about her secret demon identity.
She looks down at the photo, taken by some resourceful paparazzo, of Jinu waving goodbye as he slips out the back of her condo building. In the background, blurry but still obviously her, is Rumi.
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Five times people assumed Rumi and Jinu are together (and one other time entirely)
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- 1/1
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- 332
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18 Jan 2026
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Hamelin's End by Shamera
Fandoms: 괴담에 떨어져도 출근을 해야 하는구나 - 백덕수 | Got Dropped into a Ghost Story Still Gotta Work - Baek Deoksoo
16 Apr 2025
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Lizard gave him a long look, and Kim Soleum stared back.
“Actually…” Badger interjected. “You… sound a little strange as well, Roe. Maybe you’re also affected, even if it’s not as bad as Falcon.”
D-squad in a D-class Darkness, except there's been a slight... hiccup of sorts.
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11 Jan 2026