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    After a mistaken life insurance claim promises big payouts for an unlucky sinner, Rodion and Gregor come up with a get-rich-quick scheme to rake in Ahn, and slowly pull their coworkers into an increasingly chaotic plan of killing, reviving, and claiming life insurance. As with all poorly thought out plans though, it's only a matter of time before they're in over their head.

    A black comedy focusing on the intricacies of insurance fraud, and killing your friends.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    "I'm starving," the man says.

    Kara understands that he is hyperbolizing and she empathizes. She, too, often feels starving. In order to work properly under Sol, her body needs many more calories than the average Human.

    "I'm sorry to hear that—"

    The man interrupts Kara by trying to bite her. His teeth—longer than Human standard—scrape harmlessly against her neck. Saliva wets her throat and shirt collar. It is unpleasant and strange.

    This would never happen on Krypton.

    *****

    Totally Human Kara Danvers has lived on Earth for 3 years now, and a post-graduation drive down the California coast is teaching her a lot about her new home. Along the way, Kara finds herself in a little town called Sunnydale—a town that she finds strange even by Earth standards. But Kara is nothing if not adaptable, and she meets new types of Humans (with yellow eyes and long teeth!) and even makes a new friend when she wanders into a Magic Store.

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    02 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 92

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    8/13/25 - Added a score counter! Thanks to gifbot for commenting.

    8/13/25 - Hopefully fixed bugs. Check comments for a surprise (if it works) (which it might not) (it's like a 50% chance of working)

    8/2/25 Update - Improved visuals to look more like the actual game, and added additional leniency to improve gameplay

    Not clickbait! This took about 7 hours to write the code for. Yep, code, not words. I still don't know why I did this. But it's pretty funny!

    Device Requirements:
    - A big enough screen to render the virtual "tablet" (you might need to rotate your phone)
    - A mouse/touchpad/anything that can trigger a "hover" event
    - Anything that can "click" (Touchscreen laptop recommended but not required)

    Current Charts:
    - Tell Your World (Normal 10)

    Planned Charts:
    - That one part of Hatsune Creation Myth (Expert 28)
    - Hitorinbo Envy (Expert 22)

    I might add more charts if this gets enough interest.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    After Gold Morning, Taylor finds herself exiled to a strange new world where sacred artists wield the power of their very souls. Taken in by the Sage of the Silver Heart, she finds that the qualities which made her a brutally effective warlord on Earth are even more applicable to her new life. Her presence begins a cascade of events which will wildly change the course of Fate.

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    12 Jan 2026

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    At 13, Serena became the Kalos League Champion, rocketing her into stardom, fame, and glory. Unable to settle down permanently in Kalos just yet, possibly (probably) due to trauma, Serena heads to Hoenn under the guise of studying the origins of Mega Evolution, only briefly returning to Kalos to handle Champion affairs when absolutely needed.

    Five years later, after seeing a very odd promotional video for Hotel Z, Serena is stunned. AZ, the 3,000-year-old giant homeless senile war criminal who interrupted her Champion parade, owned a HOTEL?! Serena decides that a stay in Lumiose is in order immediately. What was supposed to be a drop-in visit quickly spirals into another massive undertaking, featuring a wide array of new and fun colorful megalomaniacs, and training a brand new team.

    At least this time, it was just the fate of Lumiose on the line, not the destruction of the entire world and every life form on it. Small victories.

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    20 Dec 2025