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"You do not have a brother. You have never experienced anything this
ferocious or intentional with another person." - You Are Jeff by Richard Siken."I know he's a pain in the rear," And there it is, her little snide anti-Heinz comments. Roger, for all his criticisms of Heinz, could never hear her insult him again and it would be too soon. Heinz may be irritating but Roger knows, to some degree, that it's unfair.
Heinz isn't the worst man to ever exist. He's just difficult. But all the argumentation Roger might have had against his mother has been long wiped from him. He knows better than to argue with her.
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21 Oct 2025
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Ferb never expected much from the sleepy coastal town his father dragged him to, until he spotted something impossible in the ocean behind their new home.
A merboy. A species thought to be extinct.
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Phineas is a mermaid, Ferb is a human. It doesn’t stop them to become the brothers they were always meant to be.
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21 Oct 2025
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Jeremy asks Candace to marry him.
It's not that Candace doesn't believe him. She just wants to enjoy this dream while it lasts. It's one of the best she's ever had.
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19 Oct 2025
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His Soul is Marching On to Another World; or, the John Brown Isekai by CabbagePreacher
Fandoms: John Brown (abolitionist), John Brown Isekai
15 Feb 2026
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The land of Gemeinplatz is a land filled with fantastical creatures, adventurers looking to slay them, and heroes looking to distinguish themselves from the adventurers. The most common of these heroes are those who come from Earth, who enjoy a most leisurely time with their cheat skills. It’s a perfect world, the utopia of those who wish to become overpowered and get their own power fantasy, where even the most everyman of the everyman can pull themselves by their bootstraps and become a hero.
To satisfy the needs of heroes who can’t find function like a normal human being (which most of them can’t), the lucrative Gemeinplatz slave trade crushes the dreams and ruins the lives of hundreds every day. These slaves endlessly labor, in the harems of so-called heroes, at the mansions of the landowning “heroes”, and as rare materials for various dubious magical spells.
In a world that looks down at them as demi-human, where the ruling class has no incentive to end this profitable trade, in which their oppressors are overpowered as all hell, what hope is there for the slaves?
What hope is there, is named John Brown. This time, he’ll finish what he started.
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28 Sep 2025
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Linda Flynn has never been Ferb's mother, and she never will be. Now, she's about to learn why.
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12 Aug 2025
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Legally, Heinz is more animal than human, but he is still a man. Perry doesn’t judge. He knows that sentients can have perfectly healthy, well-adjusted relationships, even when they’re different species. He just never thought he’d be considering one, that’s all.
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10 Aug 2025
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If Jeremy had a nickel for every time he'd heard people questioning his relationship with Candace, he'd be a wealthy man.
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10 Aug 2025
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz has always assumed he has no soulmate. Then he wakes up with a soulmark at age 41.
Perry the Platypus was born with a soulmark he had always assumed was for his owners. Then OWCA assigns him a nemesis.
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Perryshmirtz Week 2023, Day 5: Alternate UniverseSeries
- Part 5 of Perryshmirtz Week 2023
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10 Aug 2025
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a rose by any other name (a perry by any other species?) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
28 Sep 2023
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Inspired by his Platyp-inator scheme and Perry the Teenage Girl's unfamiliarity in fighting without a tail, Dr. Doofenshmirtz decides the best way to...even the odds, so to speak, is to just turn his nemesis human. It goes...different from how he expects.
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Perryshmirtz Week 2023, Day 4: Equally MatchedSeries
- Part 4 of Perryshmirtz Week 2023
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09 Aug 2025
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Perry leaves, and takes the memory of his presence with him.
Luckily for him, if there's anything Candace has learned in her busting career, it's how to bring someone home.
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- Part 2 of Relocation
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09 Aug 2025
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Being endgame doesn't mean the story is over.
It just means you write the rest of it together.
(Ferb and Isabella write their next chapter together.)
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07 Aug 2025
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You pulled all your stitches out because you had to fistfight me by KissingLizard
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
27 Nov 2021
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Perry has an almost disastrous away mission in Syberia, he survives fine but has various small injuries because of it.
In typical O.W.C.A. fashion, they send him to Doofenshmirtz before he can properly heal.
When they fight he accidentally bleeds all over Heinz, who decides to stop the fight to patch him up instead.Bookmarked by 1ngenium
07 Aug 2025
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Gabriel’s vessel shimmered under the silver light. His usual tousled-haired, leather-jacket-wearing façade fell away like smoke. What remained was delicate—almost fragile. His form gleamed like a porcelain doll sculpted by divine hands. Thin golden lines traced his joints and ran up his arms, curling along his collarbones and neck. His eyes glowed faintly, and where his skin would have met shadow, there was only light.
“Holy crap,” Dean said, staring.
Gabriel gave a little mock bow. “Ta-da. Behold: your celestial nightlight.”
Sam took a tentative step forward. “Is this... you? Really you?”
“This,” Gabriel said, gesturing to himself, “is the compromise. Archangels are too powerful for their vessels. Doesn’t matter how closely related we are, or how perfect the fit. When exposed to natural light—sun or moon—it leaks through. You get this.”
or in which I randomly made up some Archangel lore and wrote it because I was bored and I saw a pretty doll.
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09 Jul 2025
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A group of pirates kill a merid, only to find that she was a mer-matron, and they have orphaned her young daughter. Who would they be if they did not save the child?
They wouldn't be the legends they are now, that's for sure.
Special thanks to otherwindow (tumblr), redporkpadthai (tumblr), and the corvidprompts discord server <3
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11 Dec 2024
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Duck Newton is just a regular guy now. He can't do anything about that. But for some reason, Indrid keeps showing up. Duck can't help but get a little attached to the guy, especially since he's the only one who knows anything about destiny.
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23 Jun 2023
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08 Jun 2023
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They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.
Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
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- Part 1 of So It's Going
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05 Jun 2023
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A sidefic for MC Escher focusing specifically on Equius and his relationships
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- Part 29 of It's the end of the world as we know it
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03 May 2023
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Everyone had expected for them to win.
No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.
It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?
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- Part 1 of hiraeth
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28 Apr 2023
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shits definitely got a certain bouquet of jpeg artifact to it not to mention its strong as hell i think we invented something beautiful and terrible here today by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Jul 2020
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Dave and Dirk get drunk.
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27 Apr 2023