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Stolen slices of eternity by 0ldstoneface
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2026
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There is no way you can fraternise with your enemy when your bosses are all-seeing entities, who could be monitoring you at any time. Unless, of course, something were to happen outside of time.
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Madame Tracy got stuck in the veil by 0ldstoneface
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Feb 2026
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He gaped at her, then frowned and subtly took a defensive stance.
"What on earth are you?"
"Don't you recognise me?"
As it was the middle of the night, the shop was barely lit, and the angel was so startled that he had hardly taken a look at his surprise guest... until now. The blond hair didn't ring any bells, but the flashy clothes, the heavy make-up, the high-pitched voice...
"Madame Tracy?" he breathed in surprise.
"You can call me Marjorie, love. I'm not here for work."
"Why—why are you here? And why are you..." He had just noticed that she was slightly translucent and couldn't find how to put it in a polite way. He vaguely gestured toward her.
"Oh. I'm fairly certain I'm dead," she said simply.Madame Tracy is dead and she’s taking it well, as she lived a full life and her knees don’t hurt anymore. But she’s stuck on earth as a ghost and that’s definitely Aziraphale’s fault. So he can either confess his feelings to Crowley or get extremely haunted for the rest of his eternal existence.
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The shrinking sofa by 0ldstoneface
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale's sofa is shrinking, the angel is sure of it. But why?
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Sorry, Right Number (aka The Dick Pic Fic) by Thavron for Slurpi13
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Apr 2025
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Crowley sends an unsolicited dick pic to the wrong number. Adorably awkward textual flirting ensues.
Good evening, I am sorry to inform you that you seem to have sent this message to the wrong number. Your genitals are quite lovely, and I am sure that the intended recipient will be disappointed to have missed out. As I am not the intended recipient, I have deleted the image. I hope that offers some peace of mind. Regards, AZF
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04 Feb 2026
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Only His Shadow Remains by mageofthepeople
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jan 2026
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Aziraphale is a professor of ancient civilisations. During a dig, he uncovers an unusual artefact—smooth black stone with serpentine designs that somehow seems to call to him. Aziraphale’s dreams of a handsome red-headed man grow vivid. The artefact begins to pulse when he touches it. The being he’s been dreaming of has been buried, bound, and waiting. And now, he's awake.
NOW COMPLETE!
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CrossOmens: A Long Time to Hope by AlyArchivia (Beattitude)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
27 Dec 2023
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Good Omens Season 3 is on its way. Crowley's literary self, having waited for three decades to see an end to his story, visits his television counterpart with a bottle of wine.
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- Part 1 of CrossOmens
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Wherein Aziraphale is an eldritch horror who pretends to be an angel.
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- Part 1 of Chosen Faces AU
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21 Jan 2026
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An Architecture of Feelings by thisisshiny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jan 2026
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Crowley lost his sight at twenty-nine. He lost his boyfriend, his career, his will to live. Eighteen months later, he's barely surviving – counting hours until he can drink himself to sleep.
His neighbour Muriel thinks they're friends. They're wrong. But somehow, they've convinced him to attend a party thrown by the new downstairs neighbour, Aziraphale.
Reluctantly, he goes. And then he hears a voice that makes him want to be alive again.Which is terrifying. Wanting something means risking everything. And Crowley has already lost too much.