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♡ Ser Mettin the psychotic mage hating templar swapped with Male Hawke = Just me laughing my head off. ♡
For Evil Author Day
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- Part 30 of Alternate Editions
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Atypical: not representative of a type, group, or class.
OR: What you might call a vampire with an eating disorder, a timid wereskeleton, a sex demon with intimacy issues, a siren that can’t sing, and a dragon that prefers to hoard other monsters.
______________A collection of short stories taking place in the same universe as Unconventional and Triple Time.
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- Part 2 of Atypical-verse
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The most dangerous love is born from obsession.
France, 1740. Roselin, a young noble whose angelic beauty masks a soul haunted by abuse, seeks solace in the Seine's depths. Instead, he is attacked by a vampire named Irand, whose predation becomes an instant, voracious obsession.
Through a brutal ritual—both violation and rebirth—Roselin is torn from his humanity and cursed with an immortality he never desired.Now trapped in a toxic dance with his creator—a broken man who conflates love with control—Roselin must navigate the horror of his new existence and the lure of becoming a monster himself.
Caught in the storm is Joshua, Irand's brother: a vampire bound by a devouring filial love. His steadfast loyalty is tested as Roselin, defying all expectations of a docile victim, begins to unravel the very fabric of their dangerous immortal family.
Where salvation is a cage and love feels like possession, three broken souls must determine if their bond will shatter them… or remake them forever.
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- Part 1 of The Immortal
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The McGrant's are a family based in upstate New York. They are a corrupt wealthy family. The work speaks for itself.
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This is a dark story between Alastor and Lucifer, it starts off pretty innocent and ends up going downhill.
I only write when i’m feeling shitty, so this story will portray my mental instability lol
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We were twenty-something kids on rigged-up motorbikes, drunk on gin, adrenaline, and each other.
The city was our playground, the night belonged to us. We were too high, too hard, too wrapped up in the taste of each other's mouths to notice the bodies piling up in our wake.
Cassandra's voice on the burner phone every morning was the only thing that still felt like a leash.
"Remember why you're there, Agent."
Yeah, yeah. I remembered. I'd read the files until my eyes bled: kids turning blue in alleys, mothers selling wedding rings for one more rock, entire neighbourhoods hollowed out.
I'd been so fucking righteous once. Ready to burn the Evanuris to the ground with my own two hands.
Then I started living it.
With him.
And somewhere between the blood on my knuckles and the way he moaned my name when he came undone, the mission got fuzzy.
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An undercover agent infiltrates the Evanuris syndicate by getting close to its sharpest, cruelest prodigy.
Guess who the prodigy is.
Guess who starts fucking him anyway.
Guess how fast things go to shit. -
Daisy and Jon's Scene, Ep 91 by ArcSilverfishTheBugWriter
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
15 Feb 2026
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After this:
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[VOICES BECOME CLEARER AS DAISY EXTRACTS RECORDER]
You sneaky little freak! You want to record this? Alright. I’d have to destroy it anyway.ARCHIVIST
What, I? I, I didn’t –[RUSTLING NOISES]
Pl-please don’t shoot me.[SOUNDS OF PANIC]
Why are you doing this? Tell me![GURGLES MORE AS DAISY GRABS HIM ROUND THE THROAT]
DAISY
Stop… asking… questions!That’s how you want it? Fine. You brought a knife. So we go through the voicebox.
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Never Reveal, Never Lie by evil_woman81
Fandoms: Ever After High, Ever After High Series - Shannon Hale, Ancient Arabian Religion & Lore, Japanese Archipelago Folk Religion & Lore, Faust - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Смерть Кощея Бессмертного | The Death of Koschei the Deathless (Fairy Tale)
15 Feb 2026
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In the land of Ever After, Katashi Fujimura, the Goblin of Adachigahara, resides in a home with his best friend Will, spending his days hunting for a new job that could pay off his ever-increasing mortgage. Yet once he gets the job of a lifetime with DreamVentures Inc., an elite fairytale-hunting agency, his dreams are replaced by nightmares....
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- Part 2 of Hearts of Steel
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El amor más peligroso nace de la obsesión.
Francia, 1740. Roselin, un joven noble cuya belleza angelical oculta un alma atormentada por el abuso, busca consuelo en las profundidades del Sena. En cambio, es atacado por un vampiro llamado Irand, para quien su depredación se convierte en una obsesión instantánea y voraz.
A través de un ritual brutal—a la vez violación y renacimiento—Roselin es arrancado de su humanidad y maldito con una inmortalidad que nunca deseó.
Ahora, atrapado en una danza tóxica con su creador—un hombre roto que confunde amor con control—Roselin debe navegar el horror de su nueva existencia y la tentación de convertirse él mismo en un monstruo.
Atrapado en la tormenta está Joshua, el hermano de Irand: un vampiro atado por un amor filial devorador. Su inquebrantable lealtad es puesta a prueba cuando Roselin, desafiando toda expectativa de ser una víctima dócil, comienza a desentrañar el tejido mismo de su peligrosa familia inmortal.
Donde la salvación es una jaula y el amor se siente como posesión, tres almas rotas deben determinar si su vínculo las destrozará… o las reinventará para siempre.
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- Part 1 of El Inmortal
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In the continent of Astrela, peace is a fragile illusion. After the Great War, Humans and Spirits—beings of immense magical power—could no longer coexist. Boundaries were drawn, grudges endured, and the kingdoms remained divided.
When Lord Zolvin Blackwood of the Vale dies, his widow faces both grief and duty. To secure her daughters’ futures and preserve her family’s power, she summons the lords of Astrela to a grand feast, hoping one will prove a worthy husband and ally. The gathering promises new alliances, perhaps even a rare moment of unity among the rival kingdoms.
But the celebration collapses into chaos when an uninvited guest arrives, a Spirit of formidable strength, a demon from the past. The Spirit seizes power in a sudden coup, unraveling the delicate balance of Astrela and threatening to plunge the land into war once more.
Our main characters and their companions embark on a perilous quest across the five kingdoms. Along their journey they confront treacherous lords, forgotten secrets of the Great War, and the dangerous truth of their own bloodlines. The quest is not only to reclaim their home, but to protect the bonds between humans and Spirits and that could be Astrela’s last hope.
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- Part 1 of THE SPIRITS SERIES
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Tales In the Trade of Two Heirs by BlackEverMore
Fandoms: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
15 Feb 2026
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[Sequel to Trades In The Tales of Candy]
Years has passed since the events at the factory, and those who live inside it. The small town has grown bored. If the man behind the wall wasn't going to do anything, then maybe he should just leave. They thought. Unknown to them, the candy man had found another grey hair; it was time to finally find an heir.
[Sorry for any grammar, spelling, typos]
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- Part 2 of WonkaVerse
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You know the story of the Wings of Fire.
Five unlikely dragon misfits overcame their differences and chose to carve out their own path in destiny.
But on a whim, this time around, Morrowseer nudges the Talons of Peace into choosing a very different set of five.
And for the want of a nail…
It changed so much and yet so little.
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- Part 1 of Wings of Fire - The More Things Change
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You read a comic, watch a cartoon, and whaddya know? Dying is all you needed to wake up in a fictional universe filled with superheroes and villains. It's that easy, no strings attached, and absolutely no refunds.
You work part-time at Burger Mart, live in a shitty apartment with a fake dad, and you're back in high school. You have fantastic timing, ogle a trash bag getting spaced, and Mark wants to chat. The scene has been set.
You know what's coming, isn't that helpful?
Just try not to pay too much attention to the gaps in your memory and the consequences of making a change in this world. Wouldn't want your favourite character to get hurt, would you?
Well. Hurt worse than the expected.
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Investigating Physiologic Changes Induced By Protein AG0825 In Human Models: A Prospective Cohort Study by thfrstfrt
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
15 Feb 2026
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Background: A cohort of university science students (N=13) experienced acute-onset superhuman abilities following ingestion of unidentified food provided by a faculty member (n=12 exposed; n=1 unexposed(?) control).
Methods: Participants attempted to continue normal academic functioning despite emerging powers, unclear allegiances, and escalating interpersonal tension. Observational data were limited by rampant denial and inconsistent self-reporting.
Results: Statistically significant increases were observed in reality distortion (p<0.001), emotional pining (p<0.01), and poor decision-making (p<0.0001). The control subject displayed unexpected anomalies inconsistent with baseline human parameters.
Conclusion: AG0825 appears to grant adaptive advantages under acute stress, though side effects remain unknown. Further study is required to determine whether the primary threat is biochemical, institutional, or emotional.
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Thirteen science students eat free food and immediately develop superpowers. Now they’re juggling finals and a professor who may or may not be playing God.
(AG0825 for short)
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Birds in A Cage by LyncisLikeTheStar
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Batman (Comics)
15 Feb 2026
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Twelve year old Dick hates his new life in juvie, but it all changes when his new cellmate makes an escape plan. Now, they just have to keep their head down until they manage to flee. But what the hell is going on with all those disappearing children? And what do the people that run this place want with Jason specifically? Dick doesn't know, but he'll rain hell on anyone trying to hurt his new (and only) friend.
Or: Dick and Jason are the weird kids in juvie.
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Edwin Montgomery Smitt got bored. He has been murdering for some years now and he's just tired of the same thing. The stalking, the little scares, the planning, the kidnapping, the screaming, begging and then trying to figure out yet another creative kill. He is just tired of the same things. Maybe he was lonely. He wasn't like other killers that could have full families or lives beyond their hobby. For Edwin, he focused his world so much on his obsessions that there wasn't really much else.
What if he brought a few projects to a lair he could create. See who lives and dies according to who amuses him most. Which ones will belong in his zoo? -
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The second wave of the war is over.
The trials have concluded.But guilt never truly leaves.
When the past reaches for them, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are forced into a fragile alliance with their friends, trying to survive a world desperate for rebirth, while carrying the constant risk that the past may yet return.
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Megatron has taken up fishkeeping as a hobby.
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- 1,060
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Harm Reduction (Derogatory) by Tired_Alien51
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Feb 2026
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Midoriya Izuku is very good at planning for disasters.
It’s practically his thing.So when things start getting too loud in his head, he does what he always does:
he builds a system.
Columns. Scenarios. Contingencies.
Ways to stay in control.It’s not suicidal ideation.
It’s risk management.Unfortunately, not all variables behave.
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Tsuna and his guardians have different moral standards. He knew this. He just wasn’t expecting it from Chrome.
Or: organ harvesting, sticking it to the big pharma and also nut crimes. That last one did not involve bodies, promise.
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- Part 1 of Various Crimes (Vongola Tenth Gen)