13 Works in Xanth - Piers Anthony
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On the Dangers of Figurative Speech by cookxenya
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, 500 Kingdoms - Mercedes Lackey, Xanth - Piers Anthony, Warhammer 40.000, Sue Multiverse (Original Work)
21 Dec 2025
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Minnie Perkins is having a bad day. She’s "under the weather" (literally), crying "rivers of sorrow" (with actual trout), and the more she speaks, the more reality breaks.
On Discworld, Granny Weatherwax tries to anchor the girl to common sense. In the 500 Kingdoms, Godmother Elena is forcibly summoned by a Tradition desperate to script the chaos. From Xanth, a trickster nudges the puns toward a total reality collapse. The resulting fracture acts as a beacon for the 40k Warp, threatening a catastrophic collision of grim-dark proportions.
Enter Sue, a Primaris-Superior Empress-in-Waiting, riding the Companion Stallion Kyrith. With a Spirit Cube in hand and the authority of the Moirae behind her, she arrives to ground the Warp... A story about language discipline, headology, and Narrative Causality.
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- Part 7 of Sueniverse Variations
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- English
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- 4,870
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- 1/1
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More Humorous than Horny – Smut Story Ideas that Might be Fun & Funny to Write by paratimelord
Fandoms: Original Work, Xanth - Piers Anthony, DuckTales (Cartoon 1987), Aladdin (Disney Animated Movies), Don Quijote de la Mancha | Don Quixote - Miguel de Cervantes, Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney Movies), The Jungle Book (Disney Animated Movies), Tiger King (TV), To Catch A Predator (TV), Pippi Långstrump | Pippi Longstocking Series - Astrid Lindgren, Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov, epstein island
11 Dec 2025
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I feel like you could draw a triangle with the corners being ‘humorous,’ ‘horrific,’ and ‘horny.’ The stuff that I write for myself and post on this site has tended to be a mixture of horny and horrific, because humor and horror without horny I can share with people I know under my real identity. But I have realized that there is a whole category that blends humor with horny that I can't share under my real identity, but since I need the horny/horror combo for stuff to be hot to me, I have not written humor/horny for myself much, and most of my attempts to do so have gone nowhere.
However, as I have started writing stuff specifically for this site, I have started exploring humor a little bit more. This is a catalog of story ideas that I have been playing with that don't really strictly fit with my unpersoning kink, but which combine elements of the humorous and the erotic (and often the horrific too), which I think there is a good chance of me trying to write on this site, and which play with stuff that I would not otherwise be exploring: namely Femdom/malesub dynamics, ethical poly, bestiality, anthro/monsterfucking, old people, and stories of sexually frustrated pedophiles.
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- Part 5 of Backstory, Metafiction & Summaries
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You are prince Cameron, and like many princes before you, you want to ask Good Magician Humphrey a very important question. But before you can ask your question, you must best the challenges that guard entry to Humphrey's castle! You're confident your magician level talent of immobilization (freezing things in place) will be more than enough to get you through, but how will you choose to do it?
- Language:
- English
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- 2,815
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 55
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When life sends you nightmares, you ride them. When life sends you an ogre, you ride HIM. Tandy deals with her rage, family issues, and inconvenient attraction to Smash Ogre.
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The Alliandra Chronicles, Battle Stations by AlliandraChronicles
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Xanth - Piers Anthony
26 Jun 2023
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Alliandra and Jim have yet to settle into their new life together before The Cerisk launches her most devastating attack yet on the Federation. Alliandra must confront the new enemy before they exterminate all Human life they find. Captain Kirk discovers that the first attack is just the tip of the alien iceberg charging toward them through a crack in space. As he worries about what Alli is facing, Jim is confronted with his own mystery on the Enterprise that throws the future into severe doubt. Can the threat be neutralized before The Cerisk manages to wipe humankind off the star map?
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- Part 8 of The Alliandra Chronicles
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Cedric and Celeste are two centaurs living comfortably in their marriage while at Castle Roonga. Well...not entirely comfortable. Ever since their wedding night, poor Cedric has found himself unable to "rise to the occasion" to cement their relationship. He comes up with an idea that might help—one that falls right into Celeste's own plan...
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Your typical Xanthian story about a young centaur and his half-ogre friend.
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Monsterfest by moth2fic
Fandoms: The Little Mermaid - Fandom, Grimm, Xanth - Piers Anthony, Tremors: The Series, Midsummer Night's Dream - Shakespeare, Goblin Market - Christina Rossetti
15 Nov 2015
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Ten drabbles and flashfics in various fandoms, all concerning monsters of one kind or another, mostly from the monster's point of view.
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Doctor Who and the Hodge-Podge by MacBeth
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Blake's 7, Mary Poppins - All Media Types, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Indiana Jones Series, Little Fuzzy Series - H. Beam Piper, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Dragonriders of Pern - Anne McCaffrey, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant - Stephen R. Donaldson, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), The Lady or the Tiger? - Frank Stockton, The Time Machine - H. G. Wells, Voyagers!, Conan the Barbarian & Related Fandoms, Mad Max Series (Movies), Darkover Series - Marion Zimmer Bradley, Dune Series - Frank Herbert, The Elric Saga - Michael Moorcock, Xanth - Piers Anthony, Witch World - Andre Norton, Stranger in a Strange Land - Robert A. Heinlein, E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982), Peter Pan - J. M. Barrie, The Faded Sun Series - C. J. Cherryh, Elfquest, Garfield - All Media Types, Escape from New York (Movies), Adventures of Tom Sawyer - Mark Twain, Silver John (Wellman), Marvel (Comics), Mr. Peabody & Sherman - Fandom, The Flintstones, Sapphire and Steel, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard, Humphrey Bogart - Fandom, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Robin Hood (Traditional), Les Trois Mousquetaires | The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas, ENOUGH ALREADY AUGHH
23 Mar 2014
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In 1983, we set out to write the ultimate cross-universe epic – or, as I put it, “the worst crossover fic ever written.” Did we succeed? You be the judge.
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Nagaredama by Nebel
Fandoms: Gundam Wing, Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Xanth - Piers Anthony
23 Nov 2013
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A motley assortment of characters meet and join together on a quest involving a set of very special blades.
The Gundam Pilots in a Dungeons and Dragons style world, with a Dungeons and Dragons style quest. There is only a minor influence of Xanth, but I find the Good Magician Humphrey too good of a character to not involve. -
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Once upon a time, a great king fought with a magician who could bring bad luck on his enemies for the throne. It didn't end well, for them or Xanth. Luckily, Bink's always been interested in history and his talent has no intention of repeating it.
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How Did We Get Into This Mess? by Mystical_Magician
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Cardcaptor Sakura, Xanth - Piers Anthony, Magic Knight Rayearth
28 Aug 2012
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The CCS gang become teachers and create havoc wherever they go!
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"Evil" Magician Trent is captured. Prequel to "A Spell For Chameleon".