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Our Beloved Satsuki by Claudiwan
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga), わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
14 Feb 2026
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Satsuki may be withdrawn, quiet, and a little aggressive, but the entire Quintet loves her.
This is where I will write random side-stories that don't really fit anywhere in canon and I don't have any particular desire to continue or follow up upon. They're going to be fairly low effort and short but I love Satsuki and want to write endless amounts of nonsense about her. Sometimes I will write suggestions (as long as they're Satsuki POV), but usually I'll just write whatever my weird little whims are. Again, all of these will be low effort and just kind of exist in a vague period of time where everyone is Happy and Together and nothing bad is happening.
Chapter 1: SatsuMai, Satsuki taking estrogen.
Chapter 2: SatsuRena, playing Monster Hunter Wilds.
Chapter 3: SatsuMai valentine. -
She lays her halo on the pillow where she sleeps by lonelyhourglass47
Fandoms: Watanare, わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
14 Feb 2026
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“What shade of lipstick do you want?” Ajisai asks her, presenting four choices. The red one won’t match her dress, and there’s one that has an orange tint, so that leaves two options: flamingo pink or bubblegum.
Renako points at the flamingo since it’s a little bit more of a natural pink. Ajisai uncaps it and twists the tube. Her fingers hold Renako’s chin. Ajisai’s eyes are glued to her lips. Her dominant hand comes forward and draws the lipstick in a slow, meticulous line across Renako’s top lip, then her bottom, painting the skin shiny pink. “So pretty,” Ajisai breathes, her thumb pressed to the center of Renako’s chin. She locks eyes with Renako and declares, “I want some too.”
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Her heart beats red wine, my toxic valentine by lonelyhourglass47
Fandoms: Watanare, わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
14 Feb 2026
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Renako karate chops Mai’s forearm and jolts toward the windows. “No freaking way! You can’t say that at school! What if someone overhears?” She crosses her arms, supporting her heavy chest, and averts her eyes. “Not to rain on your parade, but I don’t think it’s smart for us to go out on Valentine’s Day. You can’t afford to let the public see us together in light of the whole, you know, situation.”
Mai opens her mouth to protest, but a girl with an iron grip tugs on her sleeve. Mai turns to glance over her shoulder and meets the bloodred eyes of her fiancée, her sleek black bangs casting a shadow over her face. “You ought to listen to her, dear,” says Satsuki, employing the pet name as a weapon. “You already severed your engagement to Lucie. You wouldn’t betray your current betrothed, too, would you?” A wicked smirk darts across her lips like a flickering candle flame.
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Checkmate in the Council Room (You're Still Losing, President) by hersundream
Fandoms: Original Work, わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga), citrus - サブロウタ | citrus - Saburouta
14 Feb 2026
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Shinonome Academy: one loose tie ignites a quiet, vicious war. Every pleat stays fucking perfect or someone pays.
Hinode Shinonome rules as president—legacy heavy as armor she can’t take off, control the only ground that never crumbled after everything else did. Order isn’t a preference; it’s the only thing keeping her from falling apart again.
Satsuki Soto arrives as vice president, already circling the disciplinary throne: tie loosened deliberately, just enough to draw blood without breaking skin. Love is a scam that turns people stupid—yet she can’t stop pressing on Hinode’s iron facade, hunting for the first real fracture, the first proof *she’s* wrong.
Deadpan barbs mask the pull. Touches linger under the guise of “corrections.” Jealousy wears the mask of uniform violations. Rivalry stops feeling like competition and starts feeling like the only honest thing either of them has left.
Hyper-competent girls, spectacularly stupid about the heat building under all that restraint.
(Think Citrus Mei Aihara meets Watanare Satsuki Koto, but gayer, heavier, more inevitable. I’m not sorry.) -
The Moon's side of the Dark by HalfElfRouge
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga), わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren, わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Anime)
13 Feb 2026
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“I’m not sure if I’ve really internalized what you told me yesterday. It was all kinda one big stream of thought, you know? But it meant a lot to me. I wasn’t quite sure, but I did a lot of research over the past two days, and…”
She somehow gets even closer. I-I think our noses just brush—her breath is so warm. Her lips are hypnotisingly soft, two strips of warm taffy that melts under one’s tongue, that folds, bends, and sticks under one’s fingers as she says,
“I wasn’t quite sure, but I think I am now. I’m in love with you, Satsuki-chan. Please go out with me.”
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The Satsuki <=> Renako + Ajisai <=> Mai roleswap we all needed.
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A story of girls who put their heart and soul into everything they do. by Takamomchi
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga)
11 Feb 2026
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What if Amaori Renako was trans? What if her little junior high dropout was to transition? What would happen with Haruna, and the Queentet once she meets each one of them?
Please join me on a journey of Amaori Renako's Gender Adventure, where she goes from self realization to the struggles and joys of figuring out her gender and the ups and downs of having to present and maintain your gender in public. It gets tough, there will be warnings whenever things get harsh, but never fear, this is a Teren Mikami (fan)story, everything will always be alright, and all of the girls will be happy, healthy, and trying their very hardest.
And Renako's still a fuckup.
Prologue contains the framework and direct wording from a flashback of Volume 7 of Watanare, but largely is about information you already know from the gist of the early volumes. Chapter 2 (There's No Freaking Way I Freaked Up My Highschool Debut! Unless...) contains spoilers for volume 4/Next Shine.
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The day my life turned upside down by Uknow123
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga), わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
11 Feb 2026
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Amaori Renako had retreated to the comfort of her video games since her parent's divorce. After stacking failure after failure, she thought there was no salvation anymore for someone like her, but then "she" arrived and Renako's life was turned upside down. As they say, good things never come alone, and every ying has its yang.
Do not lose, Renako! Do your best, Renako!
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a birthday gift for an angel by ASerenityco
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren, わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga)
09 Feb 2026
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Renako & Mai had been planning to celebrate Ajisai's birthday for a while, setting everything ready to make her girlfriend feel special on her day.
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Gamers Aren't Built to Run Long Distances by EvieOwl
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga)
08 Feb 2026
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There was no way Renako would be able to keep up with her more athletic girlfriends but they still forced her to come jogging with them anyway.
Femslash February prompf - "Running"
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- Part 23 of Evie's Femslash February Stories
- Language:
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- 935
- Chapters:
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- 27
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Satsuki Moves In by darealyurichic
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga), わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
07 Feb 2026
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Working "professional" Amaori Renako discovers signs that her apartment may have been compromised. All evidence seems to point to a single suspect: Koto Satsuki. But just how far has her girlfriend gone in her mission to annex Renako's apartment?
Some more RenaSatsu truth for the fans.
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Cupid's Chokehold by OfflineSoul
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga)
07 Feb 2026
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Koto Satsuki never believed in love, but in a cruel twist of fate, she pricked herself with her own golden arrow.
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There's no freaking way you want me as a lover! by Equinyx
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren, わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga)
03 Feb 2026
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Renako Amaori has been taking hormones for three years now. Nobody ever noticed, of course. She's introverted, and deeply closeted. She couldn't just go around saying it. It wouldn't have done any good anyway, it's not like she had any friends to tell. When her highschool debut starts, and she manages to finally find a group to be a part of, she hides that part of her. Its not like it's important to tell friends, and thats what she wants. Friends, best friends!
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Only You by BabyPink1623
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga), わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
01 Feb 2026
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After the engagement that never was, Renako Amaori’s life finally begins to settle.
With the misunderstanding cleared and her mother’s approval earned, Mai is happy—truly happy—to be back where she belongs, at Renako’s side, without secrets or performances between them. Sena stands with Renako too, unwavering, having helped her bring the engagement to an end when it mattered most.
For the first time in a while, things feel right.
Balance, Renako thinks, is something they can protect together.
It doesn’t break all at once.
It shifts.
It settles around what never leaves.
The changes are small at first. Comfort. Habit. Preference.
Someone who listens a little longer.
Someone who is always there when the others aren’t.“If there’s room,” Satsuki says, her voice calm but Renako could feel it trembling, as if it’s nothing more than a thought,
“Could I stay?”
No one notices when devotion becomes selective.
Not until absence stops hurting.By the time anyone realizes what love has taken away,
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Make me the bad girl by lonelyhourglass47
Fandoms: Watanare, わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
31 Jan 2026
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Satsuki loathes chaos; it reminds her of her handful of a mother. Chaos is constant pain. Chaos is Amaori dating two girls at once. Chaos is Terusawa-san seducing her for blackmail. Chaos is Satsuki proposing to become Ouzuka Mai’s fiancée—
No. This is part of the plan.
Mai’s pink lips push to the curve of Satsuki’s smooth cheek, Mai’s slender fingers cradling Satsuki’s sharp jaw. Satsuki’s face floods red.
This is not part of the plan.
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Title translated from Mayocchauwa by Philosophy no Dance
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Identity vs Role Confusion by Domino2
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren, わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga)
30 Jan 2026
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" Hey, Spider-Koala, how did you become Spider-Koala?" asked a person leaning on the rooftop rails.
"Well... it's an embarrassing story to be honest," she scratched her cheeks, flushed in embarrassment.
"It's fine, I would like to hear your story," she smiled, leaning forward to Spider-koala's shoulder.
"Really? Then I'm gonna tell you the tale of the Spider-Koala," She grinned.
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- Part 2 of The tale of the Spider-Koala
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There's No Freakin' Way She'd Be MY Lover. by Claudiwan
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga), わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
27 Jan 2026
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It is quite insufferable to love someone as divine as the 'great' Ooduka Mai. She has her eyes for one person, and one person alone.
It's so unfair.
I've loved her since I known her,.
I want to be with her, too.
But there's no freakin' way she'd ever be my lover, too.
Set right after the end of Novel 4/Next Shine.
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- Part 1 of The Trans Koto Satsu-side of Watanare
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Queentet in a California King by lonelyhourglass47
Fandoms: Watanare, わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
25 Jan 2026
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“Hey, Saa-chan, is now really the time to seduce us?” Kaho pipes up from the bed, her cheek squished against Renako’s shoulder. “You’ll give poor Rena-chin a nosebleed.”
Bedtime is a little bit complicated for a girl with four girlfriends.
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Not Her, her sister. by Claudiwan
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga), わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
24 Jan 2026
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It has been two years since Koto Satsuki ended her 'fake' relationship with Amaori Renako. In her third year of highschool, she has found herself increasingly isolated and unable to truly reconnect with the two women she loves. Her only friend now is Amaori Haruna, the now *quite* grown little sister of Amaori Renako.
After Haruna enrolled in Ashigaya High, she dropped by Satsuki's place— before confessing some newly discovered emotions that Satsuki wasn't ready to hear.
All Satsuki wants to do is reunite with the rest of the Quintet— and Haruna was supposed to be her key into reuniting with them.
What is she supposed to do?
Lower priority fic, will occasionally post updates to it because I got infected by the brainworm of 5'10'' Haruna and desperately wanted to write this. Updates for this will be sporadic but I have some things in mind.
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phobos/deimos by Koala_Enjoyer
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga), わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) - みかみてれん | Watanare - Mikami Teren
24 Jan 2026
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After her awakening as an omega, Amaori Renako withdrew from society to protect herself. She had planned to live out the rest of her life hiding in her bedroom, but unfortunately for her the world had other plans. Renako is reluctantly enrolled at a school for alphas and omegas with special circumstances and is forced to make her high school debut. To make matters worse, she seems to have attracted the attention of a very determined alpha on her first day of school! In an act of desperation she forms a contract with the rival of her pursuer, hoping to save herself in the process.
It was only intended to be a temporary arrangement, strictly words on paper. But could it be that there's some truth hidden in the facade we crafted?
And if she's your rival, why do you keep looking at her with those eyes? -
Show Don't Tell by Bbot_5804
Fandoms: わたしが恋人になれるわけないじゃん ムリムリ! (※ムリじゃなかった!?) | Watanare | There's No Way I Can Have a Lover!... (Manga)
24 Jan 2026
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About Renako and her ex's mother.
Yeah, from the name itself is already complicated.