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    Ponder is generally smart but even he makes mistakes. The mistake in question made the whole rest of the faculty jealous. Rincewind soon finds himself unwillingly thrust into another series of events to, in a very roundabout way, pay for that mistake.

    What should have been a quick trip to Klatch and back to UU instead turns into a series of events that resemble an adventure a little too closely for Rincewind’s tastes.

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    Some spells are learned; some are survived.

    Or: how Rincewind came to open the Octavo.

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    Enid and Sue fall through a Thin Place into Valdemar, where nothing behaves the way either of them expects. Sue’s long‑buried Annunaki heritage wakes up, Kyrith claims her as a Seed‑Self, and the Collegium suddenly finds itself hosting a girl who can accidentally reshape the Pattern if she panics.

    Then Rincewind arrives. Then Granny Weatherwax arrives. And Valdemar’s polite stability begins to fray.

    As Sue learns to ground her Gifts, Enid clings to her Fortress‑Mind explanations, the Herald‑Mages spiral into moral panic, and Granny cuts through everyone’s illusions with surgical precision. When Sue finally explains the Road Between Worlds—the Ledger, the Crucible, the Kinder Contract—the Heralds must confront a philosophy that treats “monsters” as citizens with jobs instead of enemies to be purified.

    A multiversal ethics story featuring culture clash, mythic awakening, Discworld pragmatism, Valdemaran idealism, and one very hungry Wraith.

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    A deadly disease spreads from The Ramtops.

    A love letter to Discworld. Now with *illustrations*.

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    73
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    22
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    One minute, Tairn and Sgaeyl are minding their own business, fighting wyvern in Anca. The next, they get teleported to a galaxy far, far away. And it keeps happening.

    Can they fix whatever’s happening? Or are they doomed to wander the multiverse forever?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    8
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    6
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    1
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    110
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    Rincewind sleepwalks every now and then. Twoflower helps him back to bed.

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    1/1
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    6
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    16
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    2
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    Twoflower leaves Ankh-Morpork, but pieces of him are left behind after a one night tryst. Rincewind tries to get over it.

    (He doesn't.)

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    5
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    18
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    After saving the world from the red star, Rincewind and Twoflower have some drinks and end up in a hayloft together.

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    17
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    Susan is summoned to reap a soul, but it's not his time yet.

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    1/1
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    4
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    36
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    3
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    180
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    Wizards don’t have sex. It says so in the Lore.
    It’s a fact of the Disc, and it was probably decided by a bunch of wizards with names like Lloullorallyn the Defiant or Ooruugaman the Faithful who had made resisting the spice of life into a lifestyle, in the same way that they avoided even the most buttery of curries.
    But they can make an exception for a poor, unfortunate wizard who had someone force themselves onto him.
    Someone like Rincewind, if he played his cards right.

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    13
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    1
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    134
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    Ponder Stibbons starts to wonder about Rincewind, and why he is the way he is. He doesn't know, and Ponder doesn't like not knowing things. So he decides to try and understand Rincewind.

    In which Ponder realizes some things, and Rincewind learns to feel... safe.

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    1/1
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    Twoflower makes flower crowns. Rincewind is mesmerized.
    Idea by porcelan-mayhem on tumblr

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    15
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    Rincewind gets more than he bargained for when he agrees to become Conina’s first hairdressing client…

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    26
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    112
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    Death comes for us all! Even for a fast-runner wizard like Rincewind, only it's literary! Being Death can become such a stressful job sometimes, and he is going to try living things up! Becoming friends with a wizard that is always just inches away at Death's doorsteps (metaphorically) seems like a good place to start! The game is afoot! Dice will roll! Friendships will be questioned. And will Rincewind get his break?

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    English
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    45,712
    Chapters:
    23/23
    Comments:
    73
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,746
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    Query drafting a short story of rincewind and twoflower with unusual ABO esc typing and subvocal embarrassment. Will possibly devolve into quite tasteless PWP, not the first few parts though

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    2,130
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    54
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    Metahumans are everywhere in the multiverse, though nowhere are they more prevalent than on Prime Earth.

    Especially once some that belong elsewhere appear there...

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    6/36
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    2
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    A wizard and a tourist walk into an inn with only one bed . . .

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    13
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    51
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    6
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    The Planet Express crew find themselves stranded on the Disc following a delivery gone wrong. With no scientific means to repair the ship, they head to Ankh Morpork to find the next best alternative. Can magic and science go together? Will the Professor allow it? And can it all be done without the inevitable culture clash causing one big misunderstanding?

    A reupload of the work of the same name.

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    16,442
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    7/7
    Comments:
    10
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    20
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    5
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    467
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    Chapters:
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    The Least Magical Wizzard there is, Rincewind, is trying to hide out from the Librarian, a rather cross orangutan.

    Meanwhile, Eskarina Smith, the Disc's first Female Wizard, First Wizard/Witch, and First Class pain for Rincewind, wants to take her first real tour of the city since getting into Unseen University. The two find themselves at what the Dean often refers to as an Imp Ass.

    This would be no problem, save the fact that the greatest tidal wave Ankh Morpork has ever known is on a direct collision course with the city.

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    English
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    9,482
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
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    33
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    5
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