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    Even though he came before,
    now he is here no more
    For the low the world is pain,
    but soon nothing will ever be the same.
    When everything is said and done,
    In the night The Redeemer will come.

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    Karkat Vantas has been trying to live under the radar his entire life to avoid being culled on the spot, but when faced with death, disappearance, and a bunch of prophetic nonsense from multiple sources he must step out of the shadows to take on more than he ever bargained for.

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    Edit February 2026: We are SO back everyone! Back from my insanely long hiatus that is.

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    This is a story about the end of the empire from the point of view of the Captors, both the Helmsman and Sollux. Theres pale romance, pitch romance, rebellion action, a deep dive into helming and what it does to the body and mind, hacking, and maybe more, we'll see where it goes!

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    2/?
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    Despite all of the storied and dramatic events in her life, Rosalind Lalonde did not expect to be woken up at three AM by her brother messaging her about a strange artefact that appeared on his bathroom floor.

    She certainly didn’t expect it to actually exist, nor expect it to act as a portal to drop them on some far-off alien planet filled with the same species of creature she had devoted her entire life to defeating.

    Nor did she particularly think they would insist they are ‘revolutionaries,’ and, as a consequence, more or less on their ‘side’ on the whole ‘overthrowing the established government and defeating Her Imperious Condescension.’

    Or educate ‘low and midbloods’ on the simple concept of ‘friendship and not murdering each other,’ depending on who specifically she asked.

    And now she appears to have caught some sort of alien virus that is making her itch and smell strange.

    At least David is having fun.

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    2/?
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    9
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    3
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    Born into silence and sharpened by expectation, Diande Ampora grows up as the sole heir to a criminal empire where love is conditional and perfection is mandatory. His father, the infamous Dom Vector Ampora, raises him not as a son but as a weapon, polishing him through pressure, surveillance, and relentless control. Diande excels because failure is unthinkable, yet every victory rings hollow.

    A late-night coffee shop becomes his only refuge, and its gentle barista offers something Diande has never known: warmth without strings. But proximity to softness is dangerous. When his father intervenes, Diande is forced into command of a contraband ship and sent into hostile waters where monsters are real, blood is earned, and survival reshapes him into something feared and respected.

    This is a prequel to my story Ground Down, following the story of Eridan's father, Diande Ampora.

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    Chapters:
    26/26
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    After coming out of their Sburb/Sgrub session victorious, the players go back in time and merge their universes together instead of creating a brand new one. As both humans and trolls try to improve their respective worlds, the decision is made to save the imperial helmsman and to bring him back to a new and reformed Alternia.

    The road to recovery will prove more difficult than the rescue mission itself, as trolls hiding in the shadows struggle to find out how they fit in this new world.

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    13/13
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    Eridan’s problems hadn’t started until the day the history teacher gave his class the family tree assignment. Or at least- most of his problems. If it wasn’t for his damn curiosity he wouldn’t be in a basement tied to the guy he hated and his off-again on-again friend with horrible anger issues. He thought back, trying to remember how everything had gotten to this point.
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    A Human AU Mystery fic with scatterings of ships, mostly from Eridan's POV but slight changes here and there.
    Follow the clues to try and figure out what's going on as Eridan and Karakt do!

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    Chapters:
    6/14
    Comments:
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    45
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    4
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    After beating Sgrub, both Sollux Captor and Karkat Vantas are transported somewhere back in time.

    A somewhere that neither of them want to be.

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    3/?
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    The queen of Good Boy Castle struggles with the boredom that comes with omnipotent immortality.
    So she sets up a little adventure to spice things up.

    This is my attempt at a 'My Immortal'-style, no-holds-barred, rules-out-the-window, self-insert wish-fulfillment thing. But I'm really bad at it because I want things to make sense and be in character? Comments of all kinds are welcome.

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    Diande was raised to be a weapon.

    Renamed, ranked, and hollowed out by the fleet, he learned early that survival meant obedience and that mercy was a liability. As an Orphaner and captain, he carried out the Empire’s will with precision, never questioning the systems that fed on living bodies to keep their ships moving.

    Until one day, he did.

    At the heart of his new vessel is Psiinc Captor, a Psiioniic helmsman reduced to circuitry and restraint. When Diande realizes the ship’s power source is trying to speak, something inside him fractures. What begins as disgust becomes defiance, and defiance becomes flight. He steals Psiinc from the fleet and defects in a single, irreversible act.

    Earth is nothing like Alternia. There are no ranks to climb, no quotas to meet, no punishment for resting. Given asylum, Diande and Psiinc are offered something neither has ever known. Time. Space. Mercy without condition.

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    5/?
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    He runs a café like it’s the only place that makes sense.
    Home is where he feels smallest

    Eridan Ampora opens the coffee shop before dawn and closes it long after dark, clinging to routine, precision, and control as a way to prove his worth. The café is his refuge. It is something he built with his own hands, where effort means something and people listen when he speaks.

    At home, his father waits. Wealthy, distant, and unimpressed, Diande measures success in power and prestige, and Eridan never quite measures up. No matter how hard he works, the approval he craves never comes.

    Then there is Sollux. A quiet regular who sits in the corner every morning, notices too much, and asks questions Eridan is not ready to answer. Where others judge, Sollux observes. Where Eridan deflects, Sollux waits.

    As exhaustion sets in and the pressure from home grows heavier, Eridan is forced to confront what he is running from, and what he might be building instead. Between early mornings, late nights, and a café that feels more like home than his own house, Eridan begins to realize that being seen, truly seen, might matter more than earning anyone’s approval.

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    32
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    5
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    The non-explicit, but still "problematique", counterpart to homeshippinglikeapro tumblr NSFW art requests. The first 12 drawings were posted on the homeshippinglikeapro Tumblr before it was purged, and were all drawn by Karkavicious.

    Requests are CLOSED as of 20 February 2025 for "problematic" Homestuck/Hiveswap pairings and tropes that fulfill the condition of "no archive warnings apply". However, this is not for requesting explicit violence, sex, and kinks - go here to request those!

     

     

    Latest Chapter: #14 - Candy-Red Hot No-Chill Pepper (Karkat x Kankri)

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    14/?
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    “Are you sure about this?”

    Mituna feels unworthy of Kankri's love.

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    1/1
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    I ran with a few headcanons for this Homestuck Secret Santa gift, i was thinking a Psiioniic who was rescued maybe during the Summoners rebellion who needed some extensitve cybernetic prosthetics, and made his own little family in the new alternia they forged out of the ashes of the rebellion...

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    When Sollux messages Eridan in the middle of the night, he isn't expecting much. Eridan hasn't been around for a sweep, and nobody quite knows what happened to him after Feferi challenged the Empress and escaped.

    But Eridan has been shipped off to the military, and something is not quite right. Little clues escape between his words, and the clock keeps turning out of sync with every passing second.

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    126,577
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    97/?
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    1,412
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    1,164
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    29,333
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    In the smog-choked depths of an Imperial city, The Signless is cornered by indecision—prey to the Empire’s hunters for his sermons, his blood, and his defiance.

    The Signless expects death to greet him like a friend. Instead, what greets him gives him a strange pause—a line of violet blood that trails to an alley. What follows isn’t an arrest or a trap. It’s an offering of peace, of kindness; something the injured Orphaner has never known.

    That moment lingers. Neither of them understands it yet, but it marks the beginning: not of capture, not of mercy, but of something far more dangerous—recognition.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
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    10
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    You are a troll living on Alternia, trying your best to make friends when a group of trolls invite you to play a game called SBURB. You accept the invitation, but was it the correct choice?

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    1/?
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

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    Español
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    31,399
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    10
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    13
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    1
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    476
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    It just happened. One moment you watch as chaos unfolds, everyone banded together to fight against the ‘Big Bad’, then you wake up. Wires of different natures sprawled around the ground, the faint smell of what you know to be mind honey making its way to you.

    And another troll close by.

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    4,006
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    7
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    39
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    4
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    211
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    This is a longer piece I am hoping to finish finally, but I cannot guarantee anything. Tags will be added as I think of more.

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    14,324
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    3
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    17
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    2
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    464
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    My first time ever joining kinktober! My works will mainly include Cancer, Gemini and Aquarius trolls, although I have also written other ships. Different ships can equal different universes/timelines, though not always. Not all fics are related or happen in the same universe as others, so please keep that in mind!

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    56,417
    Chapters:
    32/32
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2,360

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