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you know what they do to trolls like us in imperial prison by Anonymous
Fandoms: Homestuck, Kiss of the Spider Woman - All Media Types
07 Feb 2026
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Two trolls stuck inside a cell tell eachother stories to pass the time. One of them retells their favorite movie, while the other reveals the reasons they have for joining the insurrection mounting against the Alternian Empire. Together, they come to a conclusion of what really makes a monster.
Based off Kiss of the Spider Woman, both the 2025 film and the original 1976 novel by Manuel Puig.
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Part two of Alchemystuck; the sequel to Frontierstuck.
"And now we find ourselves aiding and abetting an empress ascending in her efforts to find her predecessor and murder her. I have not heard the Gods in months, but now I find myself plagued by other kinds of monsters as I struggle to create the engine that will fuel our journey into the stars. What we will find out in the great beyond, I do not know, and I must admit: the doomsayer dreams have instilled fear into my heart."
-Rose Lalonde, journal entry: date unknown.
This story will not be continued.
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John takes up an apprenticeship with an experienced filmmaker he meets online, only to find he and his brother are a lot more well-known than he would've thought. It would probably be best to keep quiet about what goes on behind the scenes, especially when his best friend's father's reputation is on the line.
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IT HAS RECENTLY COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT INTERSPECIES RELATIONS ARE RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO SLOPPY MAKEOUTS THAT THREATEN TO BECOME DISGUSTINGLY MORE INTIMATE. IN AN EFFORT TO KEEP YOU IDIOTS FROM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER WEIRD XENOBIOLOGY AND EMBARRASSING EVERYONE IN THE WORST WAYS POSSIBLE, I HAVE COMPILED THIS GUIDE, WHICH SHOULD BE SHORT ENOUGH THAT EVEN THOSE OF YOU WITH THE ATTENTION SPANS OF SMALL INSECTS SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ IT ALL IN ONE SITTING.
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I Better Think of My Answers Now, Because I Know Questions Will Be Asked by NidoranDuran
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Sep 2025
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You've been hired by an eccentric man on a remote island to babysit his granddaughter while he goes on an expedition. Jade is a sheltered girl with no sense of boundaries and even less sense of what's appropriate, and temptation soon takes you. Anonymous commission. Reader is of unspecified gender but has a penis.
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gamzee breaks into his matesprit’s hive at five or so in the morning, they make out a little and then go to sleep
(au takes place on earth c/post canon)
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After Dave lets something slip online, Bro loses custody and is only permitted supervised access with Dave pending the outcome of an investigation. Dave tries to hold it together.
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- Part 1 of feels like we're dying
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sooo peak
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Everyone on Earth C seems to have found their happiness. Except for Terezi: she’s still searching. Searching for Vriska.
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you seriously can't believe you're doing this. Seriously...that movie sucks. But, what better way to tell Egbert how much you love him?
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- Part 1 of A song and a fanfic
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Jake English is a well-established aristocrat who will do anything to protect his family.
Dirk Strider is a skilled Demon Hunter, traveling for work with his little brother.
One day, Jake invites Dirk over to “discuss” his work.
Jake English will do anything to protect his family.
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are in love with a certain John Egbert. He's not in love with you. Nor is he aware of your affections, but one slip of the tongue (or rather, text) may just change that.
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For the kink meme. Originally posted May 2011.
In which Dave is distractingly southern and John is distractingly stacked.
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John's a girl with huge tits. Dave's prepared to go gay.
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Two weeks before the premiere of the biggest film of Dave's career, Bro kills himself.
“Dead,” Dirk repeats over the phone. “Bro is D-E-A-D, dead. The apartment is a shithole. Even though the man of the hour is staying in Chez Morgue Drawer, he did a number on the place first. I wouldn’t be asking if I could handle it myself.”
“Just call the Hoarders people. He’s your guy. I didn’t even know him.” Despite being iteration ten thousand, the lie feels less natural than it usually does. “I don’t need to be there. Neither of us do.”
“Totally.” Dirk sounds like sidewalk. “Yeah, no, that was my first thought, but then I slept on it and applied a modicum of critical thinking. In that 'Puppet Fetish Porn Studio Unearthed in Childhood Home of Indie Darling' is gonna boost neither of our ratings.”
Despite the tags, this is a comedy. Or is it!
Updates semi-weekly on Mondays and Thursdays.
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probably the most in character striderfamily dynamic exploration fic of all time ngl
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Karkat is an omega who forgets his heat suppressants on a long bus trip.
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Cronus finally gets what he thinks he wants. It doesn't turn out well, or anything like he was expecting.
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It was inevitable. Of course it was. How long were you expected to stave off the itch, temper down that simmering need, how long was she expecting to remain untouched from all this? Nature is nature, and she'd be damned to not run her course in due time.
Or in which Kanaya Maryam is forced to concede to her needs, as dirty, shameful, and awkward as they may be.
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A consistent factor of Karkat Vantas' life is how his efforts turn to dust around him. When you know that about yourself, it's particularly cruel to enter a relationship with someone as fate-bruised as Gamzee Makara.
Three dates in, and that hasn't stopped him yet.
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beautifully painful t4t gamkar
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Dave is so touch-starved that he flinches away when anyone tries to touch him. He hires a professional cuddler in an effort to work past his issues.
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Hugs and healing bro
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If someone you loved died in your arms, you would be delighted to see them returned to the mortal coil, right? Well, there's one question that's been burning in Jasprose's mind for the better part of a decade: why wasn't Roxy?
CREDIT TO @wovenstarlight FOR CREATING THE EXTENDED HOMESTUCK WORK SKIN
https://gist.github.com/wovenstarlight/5d35c234bd85b7cd9381fc92e641a06dSeries
- Part 6 of Mirage Unto Herself