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    They had met once, under the watchful gaze of the universe on a dying planet; sparing Jazz on the battlefield was an unnatural act from the merciless Soundwave.

    Almost a millenia had passed before Jazz gazed upon Soundwave, light years away from Cybertron. By all accounts, it was a statistical anomaly; both that Jazz actually survived his injuries that fateful day, and that among the infinite lifeforms in the universe, they had met once more.

    Striking up an unlikely friendship, the two must endure their warring factions, unconventional meetups, and the discomfort of blossoming feelings.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    28
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    45
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    5
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    Praxus.

    The Perfect City untouched by war.

    The Perfect City that is Too Perfect.

    Jazz gets sent to Praxus with a sole mission: Find out how Praxus manages its facade, what secrets it's hiding, and use whatever means necessary to prevent it from falling into Decepticon hands.

    But would this really be a mission for Jazz if it didn't go sideways in eight different ways, end in something blowing up, and find an entirely new definition to 'A Mech-made City'?

    Well, he'll share it all.

    Updates every Saturday.

    Language:
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    44/59
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    379
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    103
    Hits:
    12,230
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    Starscream’s optics flick up, sharp and piercing, scanning the room for the first time.

    They land on Jazz.

    Jazz keeps his posture rigid, blank, obedient. He’s been under Optimus Prime’s gaze, under Prowl's, under far more respectable mechs than Starscream; he knows how to hold steady under scrutiny.

    Starscream’s stare is… Different.

    Calculating. Predatory. Uncomfortably sharp, like a dagger pressed under his chin.

    “You.” Starscream says, pointing with the mug. “New.”

    Jazz snaps a salute a half-klik faster than regulation.

    “Yes, sir. Adagio, sir.”

    “I didn’t ask.” Starscream sneers.

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    Jazz goes undercover in the decepticon ranks. He learns more about Starscream and Megatron than he'd intended.

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    12,014
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    227
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    49
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    1,844
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    Walking through the garden, taking Blue out for a picnic lunch together, they suddenly find themselves in a compromising position.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    348
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    Prowl’s engine was purring gently where he lay on top of Jazz, his helm squished between Jazz’s neck and shoulder. His soft exvents ghosted over Jazz’s own plating, warm and comforting, and Jazz felt that same joy run through him that he always did when holding Prowl close.

    He’s so amazing. He’s amazing and he loves me.

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    Words:
    1,260
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    435
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    Jazz leaned against the entrance with all the suave and charm of a Gatsby, flashing the shiny smile of a mech who aimed to shoot his shot, and shoot it good. A three-pointer, a dream shake, a euro step, a slaggin' slam-dunk breakin' backboards left an' right.

    He was gonna make it rain, and make it rain hard!

    "Hey-a Prowler, you gotta nice rack today."

    The Praxian turned to the spy, wings flickering in greeting. "Why thank you, Jazz. it's custom-made."

    And behind the mech, blocked by Prowl's wings, were some crystals lined on a shiny, brand new rack. And yeah, it really did look custom-made.

    Jazz of Staniz, Chief of Spec Ops, Master Saboteur of the Autobot Army, felt the ball bounce off the ring and fall splat on the court.

    Jazz attempts to shoot his shot with Prowl, newly-learned Earth slang locked and loaded. Prowl unfortunately lives “under a rock.”

    (Prowl: I live in the Ark?)

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    1,956
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    386
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    Prime moves swiftly, with purpose—lifting, shifting, tossing debris aside as though it weighs nothing. His steps are careful but unrelenting, the ground shaking just slightly under each one. The tremor of the rubble vibrates through Starscream and it feels like knives being jabbed into his wires.

    Of course Optimus Prime would show up. Of course he'd come for one of his own.

    He can't even delegate this to someone else. Optimus Prime is too noble, too compassionate, too honorable to not put his own life on the line for his underlings.

    Megatron would laugh at the very notion.

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    Starscream is left to rust after a failed decepticon mission. Optimus Prime does not let him die.

    Series
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    31,323
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    961
    Bookmarks:
    192
    Hits:
    17,460
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    “Easy there,” Jazz murmurs, sounding far too pleased with himself. “Didn’t mean to rile you up that much, Wings.”

    Starscream bristles, vents stuttering, wings twitching in erratic little bursts as he glares down at the mech below him.

    “I am not riled. You simply provoked an entirely reasonable tactical response.”

    “Tacklin’ me into a ditch is tactical now?”

    “Yes,” Starscream snaps. “If it makes you stop talking.”

    -

    Jazz has a bad habit of flirting with the wrong people at the worst of times. Or maybe the right people at the... Well, still the worst of times.

    Either way, making out with an autobot in a ditch is not the stupidest thing Starscream has ever done.

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    881
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    A bunch of drabbles on any theme I can think of about this pair of fools made for each other.

    This Is the english ver.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,012
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    I read a soulmate au with Jazz being a finmech, Prowl winning a lottery to get to a special off limits island and finding out they were soulmates.

    Instead of a soulmate test there is a compatibility test and I gave Prowl a kid, making this longer to set up. Full credit to the original author and if I find that story again I will put what it was here.

    Thank you Abyssalisrose for reminding me that the fic that inspired this is "Vacation" by saphire_dance. It's a great fic, please check it out.

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    English
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    3,845
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    712
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    What would happen if, theoretically, Wheeljack were to create a clone that he needed to take care of and enrich but failed to mention to the rest of the team so now they have to deal with the Decepticons tearing up energy sources on Earth, Megatron finding any way to sabotage the Autobots, and new threats as every corner ON TOP OF having to care for a sparkling?

    Chaos would happen, actually. And a lot of temper tantrums.

    Language:
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    28,194
    Chapters:
    13/14
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2,303
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    Jazz really only realised he was stuck in a Timeloop when there was no more new episodes of his favourite holoscreen series.

    But, to be fair repeating the same day isn’t too bad. He kinda just wishes that there was more energon flavours in the cooler.

    Or

    Jazz is stuck in a time loop, nobody else knows… except that mech with the police colours wasn’t here last cycle and… is he trying to pull Jazz over??!

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    7,634
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1,564
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    The High Command hadn’t exactly been hopeful for good news for a while now; their rations were low, and the morale was somehow lower. That is, until an encrypted message pinged Teletraan 1.

    It so nearly gave Red Alert a cerebral conduit rupture that the whole Autobot High Command had to crowd around to see.

     

    “Megatron wants what!?” Prowl scoffs as disbelief and genuine irritation spread across his faceplate.

    Because Megatron wants peace with the so called 'soft-sparked' Autobots.

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    English
    Words:
    51,475
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    181
    Kudos:
    349
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    10,704
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    As the Ark is on its way to earth to retrieve the allspark, the Autobot's are attacked by the Nemesis. In the scramble for survival. Jazz manages to pull Prowl into an escape pod with him last second before they are ejected off the ship and crash land on earth near a city.

    They only make it about a week before they(Jazz) get discovered by a human. Luckily this one promises not to tell as long as they don't kill her, which isn't a problem for Jazz or Prowl obviously.

    After finding out they have been forced to sleep on the sides of roads in order to preserve energy. The human (Who goes by Roxanne) shows them to an abandoned factory where they can set up base

     

    In the end it's kinda hard to tell who's adopting who

    Language:
    English
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    21,336
    Chapters:
    10/15
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    442
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    A hundred years after the Decepticon victory at the end of the great civil war of Cybertron, Shockwave begins a new, rather indulgent scientific test.

    The purpose of the Re-Forge experiment is to see if a spark taken from a purpose-built cold construct mech can be put into a new protoform and naturally form a new frame according to its innate coding, and to investigate how similar or different the resulting mech might be, physically and mentally, from its former incarnation.

    The spark of the captured Autobot officer Prowl, previously stored in stasis, is an ideal candidate for this experiment, since much is already known about the mental characteristics he exhibited as a cold construct.

    Reborn with the frame he was always meant to have, and with no memory or awareness of his past existence, the spark of Prowl begins a new incarnation of life as a Decepticon and chooses a name for himself, Venator.

    Following an assasination, Venator is sent to track and capture the last Autobot known to still remain free, Jazz.

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    English
    Words:
    27,909
    Chapters:
    8/20
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    184
    Kudos:
    185
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3,902
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    Bumblebee decides to take it upon himself to keep datapads from his recent scout mission, but that plan backfires in his face once the Third in Command of the Autobots figures it out
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    Bumblebee trying to be sneaky but fails

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    English
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    1,403
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    445
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    Prowl knows an old Praxian tradition still practiced, despite being barbaric. All of Praxius was ready to guard it, but after the fall he takes the chance to save those affected. However Prowl needs help. The others are happy to provide it.

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    Words:
    3,765
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    604
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    Prowl’s battle computer calculated every outcome—except this one.

    A mission gone violently off-script leaves him critically damaged under wreckage and stranded deep behind enemy lines. His systems are failing. His team is gone. And someone else is down there with him.

    Survival becomes a negotiation in the ruins of a shattered mission—where every move is calculated, and every silence is loaded.

     

     

    "Two kings. No pawns."

     

     

    In war, even enemies have their uses. And this time, he can't afford to miscalculate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,768
    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    253
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    270
    Bookmarks:
    98
    Hits:
    6,044
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    Various drabbles, headcanons, and other things I come up with.
    Mostly reposts from my Tumblr.
    English is NOT my first language, so please be understanding with the obvious spelling mistakes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,812
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    527
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    Jazz makes it back from a failed op in pieces—processor lagging, visor cracked, music bleeding through static.

    All he has left is a rhythm to walk by, and one destination: Prowl.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    342
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    1,482

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