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    The Completely Inept Courtship of the One-Winged Angel's Cloud by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII  

    24 Jan 2024

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    Sephiroth finally manages to kill everyone during one of his many returns from the dead. He is a badass, nearly all powerful god of destruction and completely bored out of his oh so perfect, superior mind now that he’s gotten his way. He starts missing his fights with his only rival and the entertainment they provided but cannot pull the other away from a protective lifestream for long or return him to life. So he decides with nothing better to do and ridiculous amounts of power, he’ll just return them to a point in time when they both were alive and Sephiroth had easy access to manipulate his favorite puppet.

    Cloud is not happy to find himself a trainee/infantryman again and the other Firsts and upper management cannot for the life of them figure out why the “Great Sephiroth” is stalking the blond and acting like a bratty, bullying seven year old with his first crush.

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    Strife, he sort of – flared up. I mean, he’s a small guy, and he looks, um, pretty, you know, but not – not like Sephiroth is, the sort of thing you can acknowledge without a few Blitzers – but when he looked at Sephiroth it was like, whoa, where’d those teeth come from. Like that cute little dog you were thinkin’ of petting just whipped out a fucking tentacle, like, ‘surprise, bitch!'

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    So you know Sephiroth’s developed A Thing for that one fine ass piece of jailbait, of course. Who doesn’t, right? Well, Jailbait attempted a jailbreak (haha) and actually tried to desert.

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    send Sephiroth away on remote mission
    pros:
    - he’s out of Midgar
    - distance may calm him down
    - guaranteed to return if boy remains (how to keep him away is the trick; duty is no longer going to cut it.)
    - boy can be questioned without implied threat of fiery doom
    - pent up aggression safely released

    cons:
    - he’s out of Midgar
    - distance may make him worse. and inclined to revenge.
    - pent up sexual frustration increased (wait, con or delicious future pro?)

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    Do not fear for your heterosexuality if upon enhancement you find yourself attracted to Sephiroth when prior to the procedure you were not. (It's also perfectly acceptable to admit you were a little attracted before. No one is judging you.)

    Don't: try and do something about this in a hormonal state. While it can seem overwhelming, distance will not kill you, whereas any attempt to express this new desire for closeness probably will.

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    T: Have you considered... not fighting him?

    CS: No.

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    CS: You want him to act sane again. That's what you want, right?

    T: Yes.

    CS: Uh-huh. Good luck bolting the door after that chocobo.

    T: Are you saying there's nothing to be done?

    CS: I don't know, is insanity usually a two-way trip?

    T: There's no need for sarcasm. Cloud – may I call you Cloud?

    CS: No.

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    Strife was barefoot, in a skirt, possibly wearing a bra stuffed with a pair of oranges, and he didn't even bother getting any form of weaponry out to kick my ass down several floors. I was resentfully impressed. I regret there are no actual working cameras in the staircase access because I feel footage of Strife's actions and inspired use of his environment would be very educational. And I don't recall much, if any of it.

    There was a lot of screaming. I think it may have been mine. It certainly wasn't Strife.

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    At 01:30h Sephiroth approached Giuseppe's "Clothing Emporium" – currently; it changes periodically – and requested the creation and delivery of a dress.

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    President Shinra: Denied. Heidegger, any suggestions as to what to do about this?

    Heidegger: About?

    President Shinra: Sephiroth.

    Heidegger: We… throw the boy at him and run?

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    [Image: CloudStrife.jpg]

    Took a good look guys (because Sephiroth will take offense if you do it in person). That right there is Cloud Strife. Isn't he lovely? Don't ask his age and definitely don't ask if he considers himself single because Sephiroth does not care and will slice you into artful pieces because he is one step away from pet-his-hair-and-call-him-precious obsessed with the kid.

    (Yes he's been checked for status effects.)

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    Basically Sephiroth took a look at this guy one day and went I am filled with unfathomable WANT and that is our new situation normal. Sephiroth might not actually know he wants to hit that with his dick instead of his fist but he will be very very very annoyed if someone else tries.

    Like. Murder annoyed. Just so we're clear. He will straight up murder you. I'm not joking.

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    Strife looked increasingly stunned as the conversation went on, Sephiroth increasingly frustrated, and Fair increasingly confused.