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    “To the Giant of Flea Bottom,

    Do not think this is over. I have paid three men in the Reach to follow you. If you sleep, they will be watching. If you eat, they will be counting the bites. If you find yourself some common omega wench that you’ve fallen in love with, I want their fingers brought to me in a box of salt. You are a stain on the laws of gods and men, and I will watch you rot from across the world.

    — A.T.”

    Dunk is only trying to be of honorable service, but his travels are constantly interrupted by “hate” letters from a certain exiled prince across the Narrow Sea.

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    “W’s… What…” Stiles’ voice slurred, “Dad– … forgot-me.” His head slammed back down into the carpet.

    Noah stared down at him like he’d failed as a parent, “Get the hell up, kid. You’ve got school. Against your most hopeful belief, summer didn’t last forever.” Stiles felt sick. He couldn’t do this shit. “You’re a Sophomore, now, kid,” the Sheriff said, a little louder, nudging Stiles with his foot, “Don’t make me regret teaching you to drive. I’m not helping you get to school anymore. It’s time to grow up.”

    His voice was fading, his footsteps creaking away, and Stiles just huffed as he muttered into the dust floating past him, little sunbeams shooting past his head, “I did the growing up already.”

    “And stop wasting my printer ink!” Noah called out as he left, “That crap isn’t cheap!”

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    Stiles' spark fucks with the magic of the Ghost Riders and catapults him back to the day Scott got bit. Stranded in the past, the only way to ease his endless guilt is to try his damn best to fix it all. With... varying degrees of success.

    A rewrite of Twice And For All. it’ll end the same, but we might get there a little differently. #growth

    (Can and should be read as a standalone/part 1)

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      Twice And For All - Rewritten by novasillies
      Part 1 of The Hunter of Hunters (Twice And For All)

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      Words: 960,992 | Works: 4 | Complete: No | Bookmarks: 207
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      Updated: 2026-02-15
      Work ID: 79259556

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      Peter Hale & Stiles Stilinski

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      “W’s… What…” Stiles’ voice slurred, “Dad– … forgot-me.” His head slammed back down into the carpet.

      Noah stared down at him like he’d failed as a parent, “Get the hell up, kid. You’ve got school. Against your most hopeful belief, summer didn’t last forever.” Stiles felt sick. He couldn’t do this shit. “You’re a Sophomore, now, kid,” the Sheriff said, a little louder, nudging Stiles with his foot, “Don’t make me regret teaching you to drive. I’m not helping you get to school anymore. It’s time to grow up.”

      His voice was fading, his footsteps creaking away, and Stiles just huffed as he muttered into the dust floating past him, little sunbeams shooting past his head, “I did the growing up already.”

      “And stop wasting my printer ink!” Noah called out as he left, “That crap isn’t cheap!”

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      Stiles' spark fucks with the magic of the Ghost Riders and catapults him back to the day Scott got bit. Stranded in the past, the only way to ease his endless guilt is to try his damn best to fix it all. With... varying degrees of success.

      A rewrite of Twice And For All. it’ll end the same, but we might get there a little differently. #growth

      (Can and should be read as a standalone/part 1)

      (Approximate) Last Read: 2026/02/15

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    Five times the Centaurs somehow caught a little glimpse—or maybe more—of Shane and Ilya’s sex life and once Shane actually shouted about it.

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    A little frantic, she grabbed a knife off the chopping block. Yes, she was aware this was a somewhat dramatic reaction to what she was sure was just her son cancelling his plans, but she wasn't going to find out empty handed like a fool from some budget slasher movie.

    She yanked open the door to find… Ilya Rozanov?

    He was naked.

    She screamed.

    “Ah!” Rozanov screamed back, grabbing a pillow from the bed and holding it to his crotch. “Blyat!”

    Ilya Rozanov was in Shane’s bedroom. In Shane's apartment. Naked. Wearing nothing. Naked.

    “Err-“ Rozanov broke the silence.

    “Erm-” Yuna repeated, suddenly feeling flustered.

    Burglars she could handle. Ilya Rozanov naked? Not so much.

    (yuna goes to shane's apartment and gets the shock of her life)

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    “I wondered if you might be able to… hint that Rozanov and I are friends. On my Instagram and other social media. So, once we announce it, the fans won’t be as shocked,” Shane said.

    Nicole blinked. “You want me to soft launch that you and Ilya Rozanov are friends?”

    “Soft launch?”

    What was this life Nicole had found herself in? About to explain a soft launch to two-time MHL MVP Shane Hollander?

    Rose tells Shane to hire her friend Nicole as his social media manager. Over many months, Nicole starts to notice that Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov might be a little bit more than rivals and friends.

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    Pike handed over the phone, unlocked. Cliff got his phone out and pulled up Ilya’s contact alongside ‘Lily’s’.

    Holy. Fucking. Shit.

    He was a fucking genius.

    “Holy shit, I was right!” Cliff leapt up from the seat. “Jane is Shane and Lily is Ilya! Holy fuck, I’m a fuckin’ genius. Just call me Poirot, motherfucker!”

    (cliff visits shane in hospital. him and hayden get chatting about lily and jane. cliff puts the pieces together)

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    What if the strongest human ever ended up in the world of Re:Zero?

    (English is not my native language)

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    What if no one got seriously injured that night on the ice between Boston and Montreal, but it’s Yuna and David that suffer the consequences of that night's game.

    Shane gets the devastating news in front of the press. Ilya intervenes at any cost — including their secrets and pissing off a locker room full of Voyageurs.

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    Wooyoung loses his hat.

    This should not be a life-altering event.

    Unfortunately, retrieving it involves iron gates, very serious men with weapons, and being dragged to his knees in front of the scariest — and most unfairly handsome — man Wooyoung has ever seen.

    Falling was never part of the plan. Neither was realizing he might not want to get back up.

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    “Just hang up.”

    A very, very familiar Russian voice.

    What the fuck?

    Ilya goddamn Rozanov was with Shane, at the cottage. With Shane.

    Oh, holy fuck.

    Lily.

    Ilya.

    (hayden has a long standing dislike for ‘lily’. a second phone call at the cottage makes him dislike lily even more)

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    Hayden knows what he saw. Clear as day, right there in the middle of Shane’s text thread with Lily.

    A dick pic.

    Hayden keeps mindlessly scrolling Instagram—a pantomime of paying attention, not really taking in anything that’s passing across his screen. Mind racing as a series of realizations wash over him.

    Christ, no wonder Shane was so cagey about Lily. No wonder he didn’t want to introduce her to the guys.

    Hayden would like to believe that everyone would be chill with it, but he could think of at least five guys off the top of his head that would a hundred percent take issue with Shane dating a trans woman. He can imagine, far too easily, the kind of slurs that would get thrown around the locker room if anyone ever found out. Towards Lily, sure, but towards Shane too—because Shane had to be gay, if his girlfriend had a dick, right?

     
    Or, Hayden finds out something that he was never supposed to, and decides that the only thing he can do is show his best friend that he can be the best ally ever, if he just gives him the chance.

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    Five times Eddie Munson proposed to Steve Harrington for the plot, and one time it was real.
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    The one where Eddie proposes and Steve says yes every single time.

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    “The Uchiha clan is planning a coup against Konoha.”

    Lingering scars. Stings of phantom pain. The ghosts of his fallen comrades, each a haunting reminder of the nightmares that Shisui would relive if war broke out again. Torn between his duty to Konoha and his loyalty to the Uchiha clan, Shisui was ready to sacrifice everything to preserve their hard-earned peace.

    He was out of time. He was out of options. After surviving a near death encounter with Danzo, Shisui revealed the truth to his former Anbu Captain, Kakashi Hatake, in hopes of a solution, any solution.

    Or: Team Ro accidentally ended up in the Warring States while trying to stop the Uchiha coup.

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    Scott: I’ve been getting asked if it’s me. I considered denying but if we all deny and one person doesn’t, that sort of gives their identity away and I’m not sure they want that.
    Ilya: Everyone thinks is me. My agent asked if I want to comment too
    Scott: Wait, it's not you?
    Ilya: Maybe 🤔 Or maybe not 🤪
    Eric: What?

    Or: When Adrian Dela Cruz reveals he dated an NHL player, chaos and damage control ensue. A story told through texts, tweets, and one pretentious Variety article.

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    "You're an awesome player to watch."

    "I watch you too…I like watching you."

    One line changes everything.
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    OR: Instead of turning him down, Ilya and Shane become fast friends at the Prospects Cup. Their relationship (and how they hide the truth) completely changes when the media poses them as best friends instead of rivals.
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    Reads as a series of connected oneshots within this AU. Now including prospects cup 2008, draft celebrations, rookie all-star weekend, and their first MLH awards.

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      Good. Wip at chapter 4

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      "You're an awesome player to watch."

      "I watch you too…I like watching you."

      One line changes everything.
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      OR: Instead of turning him down, Ilya and Shane become fast friends at the Prospects Cup. Their relationship (and how they hide the truth) completely changes when the media poses them as best friends instead of rivals.
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      Reads as a series of connected oneshots within this AU. Now including prospects cup 2008, draft celebrations, rookie all-star weekend, and their first MLH awards.

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      4/?

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      Awaiting Chapter 5

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    Dan Oscar—poor, innocent Oscar—langsung freeze.
    Satu-satunya reaksi yang keluar cuma, “Oh my God,” sambil melotot kayak komputer yang baru kena blue screen.
    “Sorry, astaga, maaf—” dia panik, langsung berusaha balik badan dan kabur.
    Max dan George langsung terpisah dengan sangat tidak graceful, George sampai hampir jatuh dari meja dan Max langsung bengong dengan ekspresi antara kaget dan emosi.
    "Anjir George kok lu ga ngunci pintu!" Max teriak sambil membenari kemejanya.

     

    or: Oscar walked in on his bosses making out in a meeting room

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    Shang Qinghua is a pretty disappointing Alpha. Not only does he look nothing like an Alpha should, but he's also only attracted to other men who are Alphas too. It's all very embarrassing, and his romantic life is a complete disaster. His dating app is barren, without a message in sight, and he hasn't been on a date in years. So, on one lonely night, Shang Qinghua decides to embark on a little experiment—What would life look like if he was an Omega?

    Shang Qinghua only ever intended to keep up this ruse for a short while, but when Shang Qinghua meets Mobei-jun, the Alpha of Alphas, things start to get a bit more serious. Shang Qinghua doesn't know if he can maintain his lie, while also managing his growing feelings, and navigating a budding relationship with the enigmatic Mobei-jun.

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    IIn this version of the story, when Mestionora intervenes, it isn't Rozemyne’s precious memories of her family that are sealed, but rather her sense of self-restraint.

    ​While she retains all her memories and knowledge, her "brakes" have completely failed. This short, self-contained story explores the resulting chaos for Rozemyne and those around her.

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    Valeriu has always known what his purpose in life was. His destiny.

    To join the king’s harem.

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    Percy's mother comes to him with exciting news of newly found relatives and decides to take him and Paul on a much-needed vacation to get the chance to meet them. However, during their visit Percy discovers piece by piece that the Cullens are anything but normal. As if these discoveries aren't enough, there is also something sinister awaiting in the shadows - drawing ever near.

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