16 Works in Dilbert

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    What happens when flying guillotines go corporate?

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    Reuploaded from Jul 28, 2025. This is a chapter of a future work, "A Home We Can All Rest In". That book will be the fourth in the series starting with "My Name is Mok, Thanks a Lot."

    What would happen if you were trapped in another world for 28 years, tracking the changing world in the flickering of a monitor.

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    Catbert is hatching his latest evil scheme: using hundreds of cats to crash bitcoin mines in Inner-Mongolia. But when the late social critic Mark Fisher uncovers and even deeper scheme to ruin human society using cryptocurrency and AI, will he be able to save us from the claws of catitalism? Or will we be relegated to the litter-box of lost histories?

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    In the meta-timeline, a kalpas-long manichaean struggle has perpetuated across universes.

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    Dilbert gives a press interview, where he reflects on his life as a business drone and comic star.

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    In which Dilbert and his Boss "discuss" a new company policy…

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    Dilbert didn't expect his long dry streak to be ended by a coworker, especially not if that coworker was Carol. Especially not on a balmy Saturday working overtime.

    Extra especially he didn't expect to be on the receiving end of it all.

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    “Wally is finally giving me the credit I’ve been long overdue,” Asok continues. “He has taught me many things, including how scum like you should be handled.”

    Dilbert’s heart skips a beat.

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    TVverse, takes place after the episode "The Competition" in the first season. Dilbert's ill-fated underwater BBQ comes to the surface again, so-to-speak.

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    The drabble that explains how Dilbert's company got its name. (What do you mean, what name? It's right there, plain as day, in the strip of July 26, 1993.)
    (Cross posted from FFN with the permission of the author)

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    In which Dilbert and Dogbert discuss the Boss' latest effort to take the company forward…

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    "Evil" Character has "Surprisingly Chill" Hobby

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    Major 1920's AU! Booze! Drugs! Sex! Gangsters! Nazi's! Witches! OH MY! See your favorite cartoon characters struggle in the Great Depression and the rise of WW2! Massive crossover!(My Little Pony, Gravity Falls, Loud House, Steven Universe, Star vs the Forces of Evil, Owl House, Amphibia, Lion Guard, Harry Potter, One Piece, Oddworld, Shark Tale, Invader Zim, Jackie Chan, Bioshock, DuckTales, Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy, Code Lyoko, My Life as a Teenage Robot, Adventure Time, Wander Over Yonder, The little Mermaid, The Amazing World of Gumball, Futurama, Star Wars, Fran Bow, Legend of Korra, American Dragon, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Legends of Chima, Solar Opposites, Saints Row, Xiaolin Showdown, Ninjago, Marvel, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Dilbert and many more!)

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    Why must we suffer for our art, one asks?  𝐵𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒.  But if asked, an internet troll would say that we must suffer for our art because 𝒘𝒆 are there.  Here we see a brief view of the everyday life of a standard Salt Troll.  We also see what happens when Santa's naughty list bites you in the ass. 😉

    I read, appreciate, and to reply to all of your comments — they're always welcome!

    𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆, 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒖𝒃𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆! ❤️

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    “Dogbert,” the dog said while hopping onto the couch.  “Although ‘your lord’ is also acceptable.”

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