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1. i found my heart inside your chest by champagne_bubbles

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   15 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Regulus Black/James Potter
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Regulus Black
   • James Potter
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Sirius Black
   • Evan Rosier
   • Remus Lupin
   • Pandora Lovegood
   • Mary Macdonald (Harry Potter)
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Regulus Black & Barty Crouch Jr. & Evan Rosier Friendship
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - No Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Minor Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Regulus Black-centric
   • Regulus Black Needs a Hug
   • Minor Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • But I’m not sure if Evan and Barty know that
   • Regulus Black & Remus Lupin Friendship
   • Peter Pettigrew doesn’t exist
   • Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Twins
   • Regulus Black & Pandora Lovegood Friendship
   • Regulus Black and Sirius Black Reconciliation
   • Regulus Black & Sirius Black Have a Complicated Relationship
   • Asexual Evan Rosier
   • Post-Sirius Black's Prank on Severus Snape
   • Regulus Black is a Little Shit
   • POV Regulus Black
   • Crack Treated Seriously

   Summary

   Regulus Black is sick of Hogwarts. It's a school that's run academically by an idiot (Dumbledore), socially by another idiot (his brother), and most importantly, it's a school that his two best friends no longer attend.

   Regulus wants desperately to move to Beauxbatons with his only friends, but his parents would never agree to it... unless, of course, there was a scandal that only leaving Hogwarts could solve. And Regulus knows just the way to do that. Enter: James Fleamont Potter.

   There's nobody Walburga Black hates more than the blood traitor who corrupted Sirius and stole him away from her. Pretending to date James is the perfect scandal, and if Walburga were to send Regulus to Beauxbatons? Well, that would certainly solve the issue.

   The only problem is, Regulus isn’t sure he wants that scandal solved anymore. And it might just be too late to do anything about it.

    

   (or the one where regulus needs to fake date someone and he chooses james potter, because he's over that childhood crush, right? wrong.)

   Language:

   English

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