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The Sanctuary is a home for those who don't fit into normal human civilization because they're too different.
Wash arrives at the Sanctuary and witnesses the daily madness there first hand.
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The blessed fic I couldn't find for so long.
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When he finally gets cornered by the Reds and Blues, bleeding and wounded, back to an unclimbable cliff, armor and thus stealth unit out of power, one bullet left in his gun, six colorful sim troopers and two freelancers surrounding him, the orange one speaks up first. “Dibs.”
“Dibs!?” the aqua one repeats incredulously.
“You heard me,” Captain Grif says calmly. “Dibs.”
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Locus gets adopted by the Reds.
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Basically, Carolina and Wash realize that the Blood Gulch Crew is terrifying. There's a reason that they've survived Meta, Tex, and everything else thrown at them. Includes Donut's immortality, Caboose's superstrength, and other points of confusion for everyone else.
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- Part 1 of Points of Confusion
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Ch. 14
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Smith, Bitters decides, is the living human personification of a capybara.
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Wash and Tucker are dating and something happens to her when there separated. Felix is being an asshole like always. Felix pisses off Tucker.
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- Part 1 of No Clue
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In which the efforts of the Lieutenants to get Captain Grif to join training go too far.
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The complicated question: what if Grif and Simmons had been separated at the attack on Crash Site Bravo?
The simple answer: no one deals with it that well.- Language:
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Need to reread.
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Red Team accidentally acquires a baby. It's Grif's fault.
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“Dad?”
“Wazzat?” Tucker flailed a bit, startling upright before rubbing his face and facing the door. He quickly clocked the familiar shape of his son nervously shifting at the door to his room. “What’s going on, kiddo?”
“I can’t sleep.”Or
Four times someone went to sleep in Tucker's room and One time a whole lot of someones went to sleep in Tucker's room.
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Wash is attempting to calm down a food fight in the Feds and Republic cafeteria, and Tucker (local teenager wrangler) comes in to lend a hand.
Based on a hc of mine that there's a "no food fights!" sign on Chorus, and the hc that Tucker has a patented dad voice he used on Junior and now uses on the lieutenants.
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Tucker mourns the loss of routine. Red team fucks around per usual. Carolina, Wash, and Church help each other look out for their people. Grif and Caboose get into some trouble. Unrelated: Doctor Emily Grey is the best at her job.
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In another world, the news of Felix and Locus’ departure from Chorus makes its way to the tiny planet’s last lines of defense. The information gives the forces a renewed hope, a new directive, and… a new trap to stumble into. Scattered, they are forced to hold their own in a very unforgiving world. [Canon divergence from Season 13]
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The Best of Carolina The Teenage Witch by Cinaed
Fandom Red vs. Blue, Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV)
24 Nov 2025
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Carolina: The Teenage Witch was a sitcom series that aired on ABC, and then the WB network, over the course of six seasons, airing directly after its parent series Sabrina: The Teenage Witch each Friday night. Similar to its predecessor, it centers on the life of Carolina Church, a teenager who discovers on her sixteenth birthday that she’s a witch. Although a spin-off, Carolina: The Teenage Witch featured a host of original characters, with the occasional guest star and name drop from its parent show, and rare crossover episode. It also took a more serious tone, focusing on the half-mortal witch and mortal discrimination and the corruption within the Witches Council.
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Bitters grapples with war and the what-ifs that could have happened. Matthews and the other Lieutenants show up to keep him from falling too far down.
A.K.A. I wrote this in one sitting and chose to just post it without giving it a second gloss over because I accidentally got too attached to the Chorus Trilogy of Red vs. Blue.
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How does that old saying go? Home is where the heart is?
Wash never had a home. He never had a place to grow up or people to get attached to. Maybe he did, once, but it doesn't matter anymore. He escaped from a cell in an underground fighting ring that put kid against kid in a fucked up fight to survive, and landed right into another.
The Blood Gulch Juvenile Detention Centre for Boys.
This time, though, there's Tucker. There's Caboose and Grif and the rest of the group and as much as they all say they hate it, at least they have each other. And now there's Wash, who's as paranoid as Grif is sarcastic and defensive as Caboose is strange. There's problems and insecurities and really bad jokes, and underneath it all, the chance for Wash to find a home.
Because home is where the heart is, right?
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A weakness in Simmons’ cybernetic parts is exploited by the enemy, causing him to attack anyone in sight and forget his own allies.
Except Grif.
It’s debatable whether that’s a good thing.
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The zombie apocalypse isn't really the place for you, Simmons.
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Dexter Grif really only ever wanted to keep himself and his sister out of trouble, and maybe get a few naps in while he was at it. But chance encounters end up putting him in the thick of a battle to save his home.
...Figures.
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middle of ch11: All right. Here’s the game plan.
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With The Staff of Charon a smoking-yet-functional speck on the horizon, and the threat of an active weapons system on one of Chorus' moons, the fight is far from over. While Locus is no longer a threat, another one of Hargrove's former lackeys waits for the Reds and Blues as they race to stop the weapons system from coming online. Does she really want to help them? Or is she hiding a more sinister motive? And why is she so interested in Locus?!
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A surprise tool that will help me later.
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Grif is just trying to take a nap when he is confronted with a situation he doesn't know what to do with.
“Hey, Fuckface,get up. I need to ask you something. It’s important and I need you to not make fun of me. I need you to not be an asshole for five fucking minutes, because there is literally no one else, and I don’t know what to do. I wouldn’t be here if I had other options.”
“Dude, I reserve the right to make fun of you. What’s up?”
“I think I’m bad at sex.”
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- Part 5 of Surviving Project Freelancer