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Shot Through the Heart (But You're Not to Blame) by Anonymous for Amethystfairy1
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
23 Jul 2024
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Pearl sat by her brother’s side. She wasn’t the only one. Etho was smoothing his hair back, eyes flicking over the mask pressed to his face, face lined more than she had ever seen before. With a soft sigh, he murmured, “Hold on, kid. Don’t leave us yet. Not like this.” She wasn’t meant to hear the words. She glanced up. Looking at him, Pearl studied her father’s face. However, he didn’t turn to look at her. “You’ve always been a fighter, Grian. Keep fighting.”
Leaning down, he kissed Grian’s fever-sweaty forehead.+
In which Cute Guy and Hot Guy flirt, Lizzie and Joel are in the right place at the wrong time, and arrows are replaced.
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Heartbeat, Heartbreak, Hero by Anonymous for Amethystfairy1
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Evolution SMP
25 Jun 2024
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Fear flashed across Martyn’s face.
The railing snapped, Ren fell backwards, the bird-man slashed across Martyn’s neck.
The reek of blood split the air.
There was a flash of wings. “Ren!” A familiar voice shouted. He caught a brief glimpse of Gem grabbing the railing and looking at him. Wes appeared next to her a moment later. There was a flash of dark wings. Diving, Mumbo reached out. The wind whipped around them.
Stretching, Mumbo shouted, “Grab my hand!”
Ren reached out.+
In which Ren and Martyn go on a date in the Undercity, and things go wrong before they can ever start to go right, and Martyn ends up discovering the Labs the hard way, and Ren is almost destroyed…and the Slab family and Ren’s clan try to help where they can.
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The members of Boatem wake up to screaming. It’s Grian.
Worryingly, though, he’s not awake.Series
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Would You Lie With Me And Just Forget The World? by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
06 Aug 2024
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Grian and Scar take a moment together, which mostly just means Scar is sleeping off some of his chronic fatigue as best as he can and Grian is watching his husband sleep.
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Joel gets his throat slashed by an assassin. His wife, Lizzie, stays by his side until he recovers.
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Lovebird and Pretty Boy by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
14 Aug 2024
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After Scar gets back from Secret Life, Grian helps him clean up.
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Joel wakes up on Cherry Mountain with the other Mountaineers hovering over him trying to talk to him. His head hurts, he’s pretty sure he’s bleeding, and he really wants a nap. Or Lizzie. Or both. Preferably both.
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On the planet Batuu, Scar rescues a young man from the First Order…by claiming that he’s his husband.
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During the Terra Swoop Force Round of TGTTOSAWAF, Grian is shot in the head.
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Girl, You “Bi” Yourself by Anonymous
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
03 Feb 2025
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The Minecraft Championships roll around. Not only do the Hermits interact with a fan, they also end up running into a coworker’s biphobia, gossip about Grian and Scar, and do a little trolling—maybe not in that exact order.
Oh, and Impulse decides that the Hermit meeting room is “no longer a safe space”.Series
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Tango realizes that Jimmy’s skin hurts, so he tries to do something about it.
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Grian and Joel are trapped in the bottom of a mineshaft by rockfall. To make things worse, Joel has spinal damage and he’s going into shock, and Grian can’t even get to him.
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Just Keep Your Eyes Open by Anonymous
Fandoms: Raft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
22 Mar 2025
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Jimmy, Joel, Grian, and Fwhip are stuck on a raft, drifting in an endless ocean and desperately trying to find some way to civilization. Splitting resources is one thing, splitting night watches is another, and Jimmy has been taking a lot of the night watches recently.
Thing is, Jimmy isn’t only sacrificing sleep for his friends.Series
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Keep Your Secrets Covered Up, Up, Up (We Don’t Need Another Cut, Cut, Cut) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
26 Mar 2025
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The Hermits rescue Etho from an abusive partner who dragged him off of the server despite their efforts. In the aftermath, they have to put him back together…and that starts with Beef, Etho’s wrists and arms, and post-bath recovery.
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Slow Dancing and Star Wars Cookies by Anonymous for Amethystfairy1
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
28 Mar 2025
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Late at night, Scar and Grian dance together in the former’s apartment.
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While escaping from their former friend and now-possessed enemy, King Ren the Red Winter, Grian and Scar end up running into a big problem. Namely, the one that just ended up in Grian’s stomach.
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While they’re stuck on a raft in the middle of the ocean after their plane crashed, Jimmy ends up getting pitched off into the torrent and almost drowns.
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Scar has used dark magic. While he suffers the consequences of his own actions, Grian watches over him.
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An assassin with a connection to the Watchers stabs Grian. In the chest.
Things only ramp up from there.Series
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Grian and Scar are notorious for something that’s…actually pretty cute. When they take off their rings, mostly so said rings don’t catch on objects while they’re working, they have a fun little tradition where one of them will feign anger and “re-propose” if they catch the other without their ring. The more embarrassing and the more public, the better.
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