Chimera Ant Fun! - a collection of chimera ant themed crack stories
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Pitou doesn't pick up Pouf's phone call, which prevents him from telling her about Komugi. Then, he decides to call her yet again. This time, she does answer and immediately rushes back to the palace. What happens next is a shock to everyone.
What will happen? One missed phone call may change the entire fate of the timeline.
This is canonically the first story in my "Chimera Ants Fun!" series, the same as the beloved 13 Bean Madness fic! Follow the epic misadventures of Meruem and his Royal Guards as they face their new, ordinary lives in their new mansion!
Coming soon to "Chimera Ants Fun!", Meruem, Komugi, and the Royal Guards head out to the one entertainment facility in town which /hasn't/ banned them for misconduct; Dino Falls Mini Golf! What sort of chaos will unfold? Find out in "Mini Golf with the Royal Guard"!
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When Pouf decides to annoy Pitou at the mansion pool, things take a terrible turn for the worse when his sister's animalistic instincts kick in...
...and like what happened several times before, Pitou regrets everything.
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Meruem gives the Royal Guards money to buy a car. However, Pitou is left out of the selection and is dissatisfied when she sees the car her brothers brought home.
The fifth(?) entry in the saga. It's not as funny as the others, but it's the backstory on why they drive the ugliest car ever. Also one of the dumbest stories I have ever conceived.
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Let's answer a question that science can't answer: is pitou a boy or a girl?
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Pouf plays Minecraft on Pitou's computer, but then, he loses his 100-day hardcore world. Stuff starts to escalate from there when Pitou hears him carrying on.
Then, she finds out something horrible.Series
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Pouf has his own minecraft account, and has sworn not to ever play on Pitou's worlds ever again.
Now, he has some questions...
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Meruem is going to ask Komugi out, and Pitou knows this.
She does not want Pouf to find out, so she gives him a very fun task which will keep him busy.
(THIS STORY IS FROM MY SHORT STORY COMPILATION)
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A semi-follow-up to the amazing "13-bean chaos" fic, where Pitou had Pouf sort over 22,000 dried beans to keep him distracted while Meruem asked out Komugi, is "Distraction in the Palace!"
For the longest time, Pouf has wanted to kidnap Komugi. He always loathed the girl and thought that getting rid of her would benefit Meruem.
His only issue is that he knows damn well that Pitou has made it mer secondary goal to protect the blind girl, and therefore, the only way to get Komugi out of the picture is for him to first remove his fellow Royal Guard from it as well.
All it takes is a little scheming with Youpi, a slight dig into their panhandling income (and a few weeks of preparation), and it's break time for an unsuspecting Pitou.Series
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A semi-follow up to the popular "13 Bean Madness" fic where Pitou convinced Pouf that Meruem wanted him to sort an entire bag of dried mixed beans because the chefs 'accidentally mixed them up.'
Pouf still doesn't know, but he wants to kidnap Komugi. In order for him to do that, he needs to create a diversion for Pitou so that she can't interfere with the kidnapping.
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Pitou challenges Pouf to a game: one which involves clothes shopping but with a catch. The catch is that they are shopping for each other.
Join the Royal Guards on their shopping endeavours as they navigate the local mall, and take part in the clothes swap challenge!
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Pouf tried to kill Komugi, and Pitou got revenge. In a pretty immature way, as well.
It's safe to say that after Meruem finds out, Pitou and Pouf won't be interacting with each other for quite some time
Yes, this is dumb.
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When Pouf is tasked with the important task of playing his violin at Meruem and Komugi's wedding, his love and loyalty for his boss is overrun by his disdain for the new Queen of the Chimera Ants.
This leads to some pretty crazy drama, which in turn, causes some pretty crazy scenarios.
After Pouf causes chaos at the wedding, it's safe to say that everyone is disappointed in him, more or less.
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