Apathy, or Harry Potter and the early retirement plan

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Listing Series

• Harry Potter and the tasty magic stone by Illgodownwithit

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Multi
  • Work in Progress

  24 Jan 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Harry Potter
  • Hermione Granger
  • Slytherin Students
  • Hogwarts Students
  • Hogwarts Staff
  • Albus cumulonimbus Dumbledore
  • Ron Weasley
  • Self-Insert
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Crack
  • Author doesn't know what they're doing
  • Or ar they?
  • no beta we die
  • Accidental rock consumption

  Summary

  Someone overworks themselves and die. Then wake up as Harry Potter.

  So they decide to take some well deserved vacations.

  But someone else dies and awake. Someone with much bigger goals.

  And it's hard to retire early, especially when you're eleven and your friend try to tricks you into world domination.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Apathy, or Harry Potter and the early retirement plan

  Language:

  English

  Words:

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  Chapters:

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