Naruto rarepair generator
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A quick illustrated drabble of how Minato (16) and Kakashi’s (6) first meeting could have possibly gone.
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- Part 1 of Naruto rarepair generator
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Kakashi is a six year old genin tagging along a mission lead by his sensei Minato Namikaze and his fellow jonin Shibi Aburame. Though unstated, the mission is to track down a couple of missing nin: Kakashi’s dogs track the target, Minato assassinates them, and Aburame disposes of their bodies with his insects.
Basically a sad little window into Kakashi’s lack of knowledge over simple things, like the migration patterns of butterflies.
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- Part 2 of Naruto rarepair generator
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Cat had never been formally taught to read or write, being lab-grown and tube-fed, so Hound subtly points to words on maps and pamphlets and signs and nonchalantly says them out loud for Cat’s benefit, expecting him to keep up. Hound makes fun of Cat for a lot of things, but of this only when no one else is around.
(Kakashi/Hound is 18, Tenzo/Cat is 14.)
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- Part 3 of Naruto rarepair generator
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Yamato’s relationship to dichotomies: success/failure, life/death, growth/decay. Full/empty. Love/hatred.
He is both and neither, like he is nameless and many-named.He is equally clean and unclean.
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- Part 4 of Naruto rarepair generator
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Orochimaru begins perfecting the Impure World Reincarnation jutsu by summoning its creator over and over from the dead.
A character study that posits that Orochimaru and Tobirama are actually more similar than one might expect.
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- Part 5 of Naruto rarepair generator
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It took him a month to carve out the secrets of the ninja’s body. It took him another three to get bored of him.
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- Part 6 of Naruto rarepair generator
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Captain Hound always gives his new ANBU minions a mission: challenge Maito Gai to a match using Kakashi's face. Itachi may only be 11 years old, but he's not an idiot. He knows when he's being hazed. But he's still going to give it his best shot.
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- Part 7 of Naruto rarepair generator
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Thus they grow: Mei, into a demure and politely vicious murderer, who longs to be treated as a woman, and not a tool; and Kisame into a man who believes truth is a thing that exists, and should be pursued. The only thing they are alike in is their manners.
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- Part 8 of Naruto rarepair generator
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The Hidden Village of Mist will chew you up and spit you out.
(“We’re gonna make Water Country great again,” Zabuza says, and Kisame is reminded of Mei, of her unwavering love of the country Kisame has lost all loyalty to, and then Zabuza goes and says, “will you join us, Mr. Waterbottle?”
He really is a charming piece of shit, Kisame thinks fondly.)
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- Part 9 of Naruto rarepair generator
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“Don’t get any ideas,” the stranger says. “This is to keep you warm.”
Huh, Tsume thinks groggily. What ideas?
...Oh. Those kinds of ideas.
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- Part 10 of Naruto rarepair generator
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“So you wanted to fuck him?”
Shikamaru shot her a withering look. “That’s not what I meant when I said ‘I loved him’.”
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- Part 11 of Naruto rarepair generator
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“Mikoto,” he said weakly. “Don’t–- don’t ask this of me.”
Her eyes were mesmerizing.
“Don’t you love me, Fugaku?”
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- Part 12 of Naruto rarepair generator
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“Use your words, Shino-kun,” Kurenai-sensei said gently.
“I am sad,” Shino said, “because everything is so large.”
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- Part 13 of Naruto rarepair generator
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“Wait, I know this answer,” Sai interrupts excitedly. “Is it because you love me?”
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- Part 14 of Naruto rarepair generator
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Kakashi thinks about Rin and Obito’s faces, burnt gaunt and dead from fire. “Who falls into a volcano?” he says rudely, to banish the fearful image.
“Someone who has been pushed,” Sakumo says, and then says no more about the subject.
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Ten years later, Kakashi unceremoniously topples over into the smoldering crater.
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- Part 15 of Naruto rarepair generator