Stabdads
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The Felt break Slick, so his stupid nubbin-horned kid decides to annoy him.
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- Part 1 of Stabdads
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Karkat's first day of kindergarten is here, and he and his stabdaddy Slick go through the transition with dignity, class and aplomb. Hang on, wait, no they don't.
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- Part 2 of Stabdads
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Karkat has wanted to play that stupid piano his whole life. Slick has effectively prevented this for years. But when Karkat gains a new weapon in the battle, the stalemate rapidly dissolves. Once again, it is war.
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- Part 3 of Stabdads
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The raid at Felt mansion goes ass-up, as usual, and Karkat is left guessing the fate of his guardian. Everyone says Slick's alive, and that's all they're saying. Karkat has trouble believing them.
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- Part 4 of Stabdads
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THE TALK by lucky_spike
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), MS Paint Adventures
22 Sep 2011
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In which everyone's favorite Stabdads, Sleuthdads, and Feltuncles explain the finer points of human reproduction.
Poorly.
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- Part 5 of Stabdads
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His name is Karkat Vantas. He is six and a half sweeps old. And this is the story of how his (stab)Dad taught him to rob a bank.
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- Part 6 of Stabdads
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Sn0wmom Knows Best by lucky_spike for Sannam, Ren-ne-rei
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
08 Aug 2011
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Terezi thinks boys are stupid, and dealing with feelings about boys is hard and no one understands. Sn0wman does her best to listen anyway. Stabdads AU and borderline marchingstuck AU, now with 100 percent more Sn0wmom.
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- Part 7 of Stabdads
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Sn0wman parks on Slick's street, and he notices. Later, Karkat and Terezi stumble upon the aftermath and are suitably traumatized. Stabdads AU, nothing goes together like sex and humor.
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- Part 8 of Stabdads
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Karkat Vantas and The Three Holds by lucky_spike
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
14 Aug 2011
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Karkat discovers that some holds are just bad, some are just awkward, but some are just right.
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- Part 9 of Stabdads
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The Blizzard and Near-Death of Karkat Vantas by lucky_spike
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
16 Aug 2011
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A 24-hour bug is making the rounds through Midnight City in the midst of a truly hellacious winter. Karkat falls prey, and is fairly certain he's going to die, despite his guardian's skepticism.
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- Part 10 of Stabdads
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The problem was, she came to see as she continued thinking about it, she just couldn’t reconcile her memories of Spades Slick – Jack Noir, really – with her current impression of Spades Slick. Because he wasn’t that sarcastic little clerical jerk from all those years ago, not anymore. Now he was a harassed single parent with a casino empire and a modest crime ring. And he still had more piss and vinegar to him than any one person had any rights to, but raising Karkat had tempered it somewhat, made it less blatantly subversive and more just a facet of his overall ornery personality.
He was tolerable now. Or, worse, she ruminated, he was actually kind of funny.
Oh my God, she thought, I’ve started living in a romcom.
(carapace kinkmeme fill with humanstuck stabdads don't even ask because I don't know)
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- Part 11 of Stabdads
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Karkat Vantas and The Gangster of Secrets by lucky_spike
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
19 Aug 2011
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Karkat finds out his stabdad's deepest secret.
Well, maybe two secrets.
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- Part 12 of Stabdads
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PS: Investigate Accidental Death by lucky_spike
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
27 Feb 2012
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Another hysterical dame has come to Midnight City's renowned Problem Sleuth for help, and he's already in over his head. But with some luck and the cooperation of the Midnight Crew he might just be able to get to the bottom of it.
Of course, the latter might prove a smudge difficult.
((stabdads/sleuthdads AU, like you should expect anything else out of me))
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- Part 13 of Stabdads
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It's Solstice Eve, and it's snowing. And Problem Sleuth is almost 100% certain that if you lick a metal lamppost, your tongue won't stick to it.
One of these things is about to bring on a bad night.
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- Part 14 of Stabdads