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A failed novelist from our world with no knowledge of Naruto reincarnates into the body of a Kyuubi orphan. Thrust into a terrifying and unfamiliar world, Atsuko is content to languish in mediocrity as a career genin.
Bored, she spends her spare time rewriting stories from her old world - only for a publisher to snatch them up. Atsuko becomes a best-selling author built on a throne of lies. Good thing there's no such thing as copyright law in a military dictatorship...?
In which Atsuko shamelessly rips off the Western Literary Canon, is frog-marched into Konoha’s Intelligence division to become a spy, and accidentally steals Jiraiya's thunder. Not necessarily in that order.
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Senju Tobirama had a plan. Granted it wasn't a very good plan - but it was a plan. Heal Uchiha Izuna and then disappear so that his brother and his clan could finally have peace, without the White Demon there to ruin it.
One problem - he hadn't accounted for Uchiha Madara or how stubbornly he would pursue him.
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and only the bitterness remains. by リリス - riris (arurun)
Fandoms: 食戟のソーマ | Food Wars! Shokugeki no Soma
16 Sep 2025
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Fumi lacks a lot of things. He's Taste-deaf. He's blind to most smells. He did not have the strength and culinary imagination many of the aspiring chefs in Tootsuki had.
But he had experience, enough for a whole lifetime past.
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- Part 6 of in memory of the ones that live again.
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An Inhuman Vastness - 1st Edition/DISCONTINUED by frizzycrls
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Sep 2025
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Without anything to really anchor him since Lilith left, Lucifer struggles with the weight of centuries trapped in Hell in a body that wasn't meant to permanently hold him.
Alastor learns there is something far older and more powerful behind the King's delicate appearance than he realized and it only serves to drive him to ask more questions
09/05/25 IMPORTANT INFORMATION NOW IN CHAP 136
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- Part 3 of Inhuman Vastness
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Snow filled days by SharkPinata
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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‘If I promise to stop getting stuff in my hair, will you braid it again?’ Link asked ‘like, more often?’ hopefulness was laced in his eyes.
Revali slowly turned to stare hard at Link, dots slowly connecting in his mind. “If you’ve been purposefully dirtying yourself because of that, I’m going to throw you out a window”.
Link’s guilty chuckle was not a good answer.
And that’s why Revali was trying to throw Link out the window when Teba arrived to ask where the basin was. No Teba, Revali hasn’t snapped and proclaimed war on the hylians, just the one. No Teba, Revali’s not going to kill him as soon as you turn your head. Yes Teba, the hylian was asking for it.
In which Link is not a knight, and the things it changes.
A/N: Update probs won't be till near end of october. Midterms killin me atm X_X
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The Octonauts being formed from the beginning and the procession of such
Except the fact that they’re human-animal hybrids(TAGS WILL BE UPDATED AS STORY PROGRESSES!!)
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- Part 2 of Octonauts Hybrid AU/retelling
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Lucifer, a man known as "The Devil" of "Pride" in the dark side of society, The underboss of the Seven-Deadly-Sins, one of highest ranking mafia groups; owes Rosie a favor, and lately she happens to be having problems keeping her dear friend in line. She needs someone strong to protect Al from the dangers he brings to himself and her; Stubborn and Prideful enough to be able to match her friend's attitude; Trustful enough to have close; Experienced in the underworld's businesses... Well seems it's about time to ask for a little favor!
Alastor wants to be free, and so begins to stir a storm in an attempt to chase Rosie away; it doesn’t work. Instead he gets a bodyguard. A small, pathetic, ridiculous bodyguard. Well he’s fucked.
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Lucifer is Alastor's bodyguard.
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Lucifer had never felt so powerless. Trapped and used, by a mere sinner at that. Something had to change.
He needed to mend his relationship with Charlie, with Heaven & Hell, and somehow put up with the lanky red loudspeaker that insisted on lurking around his daughter.
A story of taking back your power, of freedom and perhaps, of love.
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When Alastor died, all he ever wanted was to be free and be entertained. Death was forever, and forever was long and boring. And that boredom had become one thing he truly feared now.
But, as the old saying goes, be careful what you wish for.
Little did he know that one day a child with the smile of pure sunshine was going to be at his door step and somehow drag him into a deeper world of Hell's politics. Not just the battles of Overlords of Pentagram City, but the games played behind the curtains of Hell's seven rings.
One thing is sure though, he was going to be thoroughly entertained.
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What brings a sinner to Hell? What "redeems" them? These are questions that brought Baxter to the doors of the hotel, but are ones he doesn't bother to explore about himself. Not unless forced to do so by the pushy people around him. But to begin the journey of redemption, one must first accept their starting point.
Different stories, related and unrelated, of Baxter's time at the Hazbin Hotel taking place after the Season 2 finale. Contents of specific chapters will be listed in the notes of Chapter 1 from now on (a.k.a. I hit the description character limit).