DAMN FUNNY SHERLOCK FICS
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“Oops,” said Seokjin, frowning down at him.
“What? What oops? Why oops? Don’t say oops after sucking someone’s blood!” said Jungkook, the arousal fading as quickly as it appeared only to be replaced with embarrassment and a rising sense of panic.
“Uhm, we bonded,” said Seokjin. “Anyway, now that that’s all done, tell me, does my hair look okay? Have I gotten old? Do I look withered, Jungkook? You must be honest.”
“Uhm, no? You don’t look… particularly withered. There’s a mirror right there, just go look for yourself. Also, what do you mean we bonded?”
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Jungkook accidentally bonds with an ancient vampire, which he thinks would be pretty cool if it weren’t for the fact that it’s now apparently his responsibility to teach Seokjin all about the modern world.
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Pay Up! by SilverZero
Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime)
20 Dec 2025
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“I don’t get why it’s not working!” Zatanna cried out, tangling her fingers into her hair. The counter spell didn’t work. Neither did the second or the third spell.
“I don’t get why you guys are freaking out.” Nightwing replied casually. Wally pressed kisses against his neck, like that was a totally normal thing.
“At least they aren’t trying to go to Nightwing’s room anymore.” Artemis ignored them. Actually, it seemed like everyone was doing their best to ignore them.
Or: Dick and Wally ended up getting hit with a love spell. The Team knows this. Dick and Wally have been dating for months. The Team doesn't know this.
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- Part 12 of Birdflash drabbles
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The Gang Adopts Lincoln by Cornholio4
Fandoms: The Loud House (Cartoon), It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
10 Mar 2025
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Lisa was showing her siblings a new portal through time and space but Lincoln accidentally goes through to not only another universe; but one 10 years in the past and ends up raised by the staff of Paddy's Pub. They are not prepared for when they see the 10 years older Lincoln.
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ShaneHollander_24 has started an Instagram live! by leaveittome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Dec 2025
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“Holy shit. Hollander. You are on Instagram live.”
“No, I don’t want to livestream. Hey— can we not focus on this? I miss you. Thanks for coming. It’s been a while. I just want to—”
“Do not put me on camera, no— Shane. Hand me the phone.”
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→ @ilyasplants: ilyas here. thers no fucking way. im being pranked
→ @holllanderrrr: ILYAS THERE WITH HIM??? OH MY GODDD
→ @hollazia: SHANE HOLLANDER GAY ILYA ROZANOV GAY HOMOSEXUALS