FunnyFicsForARainyDay
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Ineffable plans by this_is_a_love_story (diner_drama)
Fandoms: Fleabag (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jul 2019
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"So, I, wow," started the priest, who at this point had recovered some of his wits. "So are you here- Is this- Do you have some kind of message for me, or...?"
"A message?" said Crowley, annoyed. "We're not the Microsoft Office paperclip, we don't just pop up with little hints for you every now and then."
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After Dumbledore dies, Fawkes stays with Harry. As time passes, Harry begins to think the creature is more than just a phoenix.
Turns out, he was right. Fawkes is definitely not an ordinary phoenix.
Explaining this one to Ron and Hermione was going to be difficult, to say the least.
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peter parker is not a normal college student by OnlyForward
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
08 Dec 2022
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His friend shook his head, and took a swig of the drink he was holding. “You’re the heir to Stark Industries, you gotta have some better stories than that. C’mon, be real with us.”
Peter swallowed and then spoke. “Uh, okay. Once I got kidnapped, I have a handshake with the President of the United States, I know how to defuse a bomb but I’ve never had to use it and I’m 17th in line to the English throne.”
when at college, peter parker-stark decides to play three truths and a lie with his new friends. it goes...interestingly
Series
- Part 9 of outtakes
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The One Where Voldemort receives a Howler by Robottko
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Oct 2021
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What if Harry sent Voldemort a howler?
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Draco’s knuckles turned white around the stem of his glass. He took a deep breath. “So what are you going to do?”
“Oh, God.” Harry felt his face turning pale, “I’m going to have to tell him, aren’t I?”
Or: Three (moderately uncomfortable) conversations that Harry and Draco had with Severus about their relationship.
Random bookmarks
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In which the first years have a psychic link, and they use it solely to piss each other off.
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- Part 2 of On being normal
- Part 1 of ✨Author's Favs✨
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new school, who dis? by morbidesires for Anna_Hopkins
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jul 2023
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Post-War Harry, freshly seventeen and traumatised, goes to a muggle university.
His new classmates are... baffled by him.
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“Oh don’t lie, you love it.” Peter purred and winked at his newest arm candy, who spluttered for a few seconds, before blushing like a 16 year old virgin. Considering how young he looked Laura wouldn’t be surprised if he was actually 16.
“Shut up Peter!” Bambi squeaked, still flushing and averting Laura’s eyes. “Well, anyways, I’m,”
‘Bambi’.
“Stiles. Stiles Stilinski, pleasure to meet you- again.” Stiles smiled sheepishly, obviously nervous.
Stiles Stilinski. Definitely a stripper then.-
Or: Laura was prepared for whatever piece of armcandy her uncle had decided to show up with, what she hadn't been prepared for was Stiles Stilinski...her uncle's boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of Uncle Peter Doesn't Date
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Pretty Keener by mauvera
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Aug 2019
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When Harley Keener moves to New York for his last year in high school, he comes with one mission: Mess. With. Everyone.
Somewhere between convincing Captain America that he is actually Spider-Man, and seeing just how many robots he can sneak into his new school, Harley finds himself spending more and more time around a certain boy with more secrets than he could ever have guessed.
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The Hoarding Habits of the California Stiles by Noxnthea for thePurebloodPrat
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
21 Oct 2023
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When Stiles was bitten by a raccoon, the worst Scott was expecting was rabies. And don’t get him wrong, Scott knows rabies is a serious disease; he just doesn’t know if whatever the hell these habits his best friend has developed are any better.
Or, where the pack is two parts amused, two parts grossed out, and one part charmed by Stiles’ new were-raccoon instincts.
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- Part 1 of Would You Still Love Me If... (oneshots)