Fuck Yourself
Fics that suit my very niche enjoyment of fics where a person is accused not being or of dating their alter ego.
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Only In Gotham by drunkraiinbow, JasonShipsItToo
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
02 Jul 2019
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Rumor has it Bruce Wayne and Batman are married, with the paparazzi suddenly spying a brand new wedding band on the playboy billionaire's finger.
While Bruce tries his best to do damage control, Jason has his own plans to never let Bruce live it down.
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“You know what, guys?” Tony announced, spreading his arms. “I am dating Iron Man.”
or, identity porn with a side of pining
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The Amazing Hawkeye! Featuring Tony Stark and Iron Man by a_salty_alto
Fandoms: Avengers Assemble (Cartoon)
02 Mar 2018
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You ever get an idea that's completely ridiculous, but it sticks with you and the more you think about it the more it actually starts to make sense? Yeah, that's how Clint feels when he starts thinking Tony Stark might be Iron Man
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The (Not So) Great Pretender by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Dec 2017
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“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”
“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."
“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.
"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
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Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile by lostletters (loosingletters)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: The Animated Series, Young Justice - All Media Types, The Batman (Cartoon)
16 Jun 2020
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Bruce had two options when Dick found the Cave.
1) Tell him the truth.
2) Go along with Dick’s excited “You’re dating Batman!” until he figured out the truth.Several children later Bruce wished he’d gone with option 1) or he wouldn’t have to deal with all his kids believing he and Batman were separate people.
Yes, even Damian.Series
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Bookmarked by ThatBirdBitch
08 Sep 2021
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Great fic! Has the perfect amount of obliviousness, good intentions, tired dad Bruce also being BatDad. 10/10
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"What if, in order to keep his identity secret, Bruce Wayne has to pretend to me in a relationship with Batman?"
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- Part 1 of The Man. The Bat. The Romance?
Bookmarked by ThatBirdBitch
08 Sep 2021
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Nice little introspective view on the BatWayne ‘ship’
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Crime Fighting Is Easier When You've Got A Sugar Daddy by HellsAngel921 for cattyk8
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Jan 2020
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There's a rumor going around that Bruce Wayne is Batman's sugar daddy.
Superman tries (and fails) not to think about it.
Bookmarked by ThatBirdBitch
08 Sep 2021
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Great misunderstood identity, pining, and Superman hornyness!
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Bruce Wayne faces his greatest opponent of all time: A particularly rabid fandom.
Or, that one where Bruce Wayne x Batman starts Trending.
Inspired by Buzzfeed of Gotham and all their stuff.
Bookmarked by ThatBirdBitch
08 Sep 2021
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Some good ol’ misunderstood identity
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Casual Affair by littlechinesedoll
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Cartoon)
17 Jan 2019
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Bruce Wayne and Batman are never in the same place at the same time. Until they are, and Gotham ships the hell out of it.
Bookmarked by ThatBirdBitch
08 Sep 2021
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Nice little bit of misunderstood identity and shipping