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Large Package Recieved Inbox 2390
Roger Crowell [email protected]˃ 7:31 AM (6 hours ago)
to Ilya Rozanov, O Centaurs...▼
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Centaurs, Over the weekend Ottawa's hockey team visited Montreal's home base. As we already know, there was the indecency incident before the game. However, as commissioner I also have an office located in Montreal and walked in to my office containing a large and discrete, unmarked package containing multiple sex toys. I have reason to believe this is the work of a previously digruntled player on your team, specifically liya Rozanov whom I have CC'd. As we already have had a few headlines come off some players recently I would like to remain professional about this. But I insist Rozanov be benched for two weeks to consider his actions.