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Summary
Kink-Meme fill
Thorin/Bilbo, Thorin feels like a creepy old pervert
(Anonymous)B: Is it a species thing? Can't be cavorting with hobbit or some such?
T: No, that is it isn't common, but it's hardly unheard of for dwarves to couple outside of their race.
B: So it's due to my being male?
T: Ha! No.
B: Then I've no idea what the problem is!
T: You are very... petite.
B: ...what.
T: And your face is possibly smoother than even a dwarven babe's.
B: Now just because I can't become a furry badger like you all-
T: You could pass for a tween if you hid your ears!
B: A tween? When I'm just past fifty? Hardly!
T: Oh gods! You practically are a dwarven babe!
B: What are you-
T: Durin forgive me, I have managed to become a lecher before a king!
B: Oh hell...In summary, Thorin finds his attraction to Bilbo to be really inappropriate because he's seemingly young by dwarven standards. Bilbo tries to understand but doesn't get the big deal and just wants to make-out, jeez.
(And you can ditch the dialogue, I was just being silly.)
Series
- Part 1 of Fuzzy Footed Foolishness